Sandy Bottoms
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Joined 06-17-03, id: 401753
Ahoy Maties!
I hope you aren't here for any other reason than craziness because if aren't then you'll probably be flabbergasted by the weirdness going on here. And the only thing I'll be talking about is me...but i'm sure it will be really really amazing to you. It always is.
Well I'm fourteen years old, and for you Myers-Briggs goobers out there my personality type is ESTP. Maybe ESTJ. Who knows. It's a mystery.
Anybody that knows me is aware of my extreme lack of talent for remembering things... and for being, well, a dingdong, which is a key to being a writer btw.

Even though I don't have any stories up, I am working on one right now. At least that's what I keep telling myself. It's the curse of laziness.

Well, about my fabbity fab life:

Fav movies include: Finding Nemo (go Dori!), the Goonies, Christmas Vacation, Home Alone 1 &2, Moulin Rouge, the FIRST Matrix, Pirates of the Caribbean, and of course, Lord of the Rings (this is partly thanks to Elijah and Orlando... I love you both :-D). There are millions more but i don't want to bore you. (too late i'm sure.)

Fav Books: Definately Ella Enchanted, summers at castle auburn, Stephanie Plum series (funniest books EVER),and what other than the incredible Harry Potter? Also, you gotta read In the Forests of the Night, it's so awesome. And you can't forget the book that made me bawl A Walk to Remember and all of Nicolas Sparks's stuff.

Best Pairs:
Ginny and Draco (Not a soft Draco, I HATE it when people make him soft. He's gotta be a little mean...thats what makes him sexy lol.) And it's not Harry and Ginny! It's Draco! All the way!!! Deny it if you want but know that in the end you will all see!!!)
Ron and Hermione (It's so obvious in the books...they flirt all the time.)
And Harry...geez he's just alone. Sorry Har. Ur just not the sexy beast you were cut out to be. :-P

And oh yeah-- thanks Lexi, for being my awesome betaer even though my story didn't really work out, but there will be a sandysass story to come shortly! :-)

Well, that's all I can say for now, so until further adue...

Ciao!

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The Sex Trials by Devilzzz reviews
Who slept with who? Who's straight, and who's gay? And, what exactly, do Harry's boxers conceal within?Who's...pregnant?! Will Mione ever get the third book from Amazon.com? COMPLETED!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Complete
All You Need Is Love by MochaButterfly reviews
Ginny wakes up one morning and finds herself in a totally different world. The year is 1607, she's a Muggle, there are only few magical people in the world, she's an only child, she's betrothed to her worst enemy, and she's . . . a princess?!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,649 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 9/27/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.