Joanna Hennet
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Joined 10-05-11, id: 3314813, Profile Updated: 09-01-19
Author has written 2 stories for Fringe, and Tron.

So, about me... I'm twenty two, 5'6 (I think, not used to the metric system, in meters it's 1.70 something), and I'm a girl. I'm chilean, lived in Belgium for five years when I was little. Emmm... I like to read, write, draw, listen to music, play piano and lots of other stuff. I play DC Universe Online and know a lot of useless things about LOL because my not so little brother plays it and talks about it all the time *thumbs up*. And... I don't know what else to put in here...

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1.) Dick Grayson

2.) Newt

3.) Annabeth Chase

4.) Alec (X5-494)

5.) Bruce Wayne

6.) Billy Kaplan

7.) Artemis Fowl

8.) Jack Frost

9.) Bast

10.) Castiel

1. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Alec and Annabeth would end up fighting over something stupid while Jack Frost freezes everything in sight.

2. You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Billy Kaplan’s house. Definitely.

3. Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

That fucking poker face and a random comment about homosexuality and human habits.

4. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Billy chooses Jack. No interest whatsoever on Annabeth, so she runs back to Percy.

5. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Newt. Although, actually, he’d have to rescue Alec, because no matter how much of and X5 he may be, if he jumps me in a dark alleway he'll regret it for the rest of his life.

6. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

It’s has the biggest rating on TV because it’s fucking Dick Grayson.

7. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

No one. She marries Percy.

8. Six kidnaps One and demands something from Five for One’s release. What is it?

I think Billy would keep Dick for himself.

9. Everyone gangs up on Seven. Does Seven stand a chance?

No, unless Butler happens to be around.

10. Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Ten. How does Ten react?

Castiel doesn’t give a damn about weddings.

11. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Why would Billy Kaplan be afraid of Artemis Fowl? He’s Wiccan for God’s sake.

12. Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Because Bast probably had other weddings to crash.

13. Five and One get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Emotional father son moments and some other random crap. Not likely because, who’s ever heard of a drunk Batman?

15. Three and Seven are in mortal danger. Does Three save Seven or themselves?

Annabeth saves Artemis because she’s a hero and she’s supposed to save people. And because he’s too smart to die.

16. Eight and Five go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Jack flies away while Bruce hunts.

17. Six is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Four do?

Laugh about it, then save him because otherwise Max will kick his ass.

18. The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

No shucking idea. Maybe Artemis invented the cure for the Flare?

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All of the Reasons Why by independentalto reviews
Of COURSE Fury would come up with a list of things the Avengers shouldn't do. And who would they be if they didn't do them? Everything that can and will happens. They snark. They drink. They...have object wars? Based off of skiddliebop's "They have rules?" One shots in no chronological order. Romanogers, Clintasha, Stony...I play with everything. But Pepperony. Always Pepperony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 331,010 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Writers by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
In which the ROTG characters write "strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers. Rated T for the personal paranoia of the constantly paranoid author. [warning: immensely slow updates due to author busy-ness and an obvious lack of humor-inspiration]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 132 - Words: 15,358 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Complete
Key to My Heart by Ayanfe reviews
In which Magnus and Alec live across the hall from each other.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 8/24/2015 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
The Tommy Problem by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
(Alternatively titled: 14 Things Billy Kaplan is Not Allowed to Do.) Tommy has to be the most annoying brother in all of the universe, in all of history, ever. And he's driving Billy bananas.
Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/3/2014 - [Billy K./Wiccan, Teddy A./Hulkling] David A./Prodigy, Tommy S./Speed - Complete
Tatsumaki by sabakunofaye reviews
Fuuka, a mysterious and somewhat eccentric girl with a strange eye, is sent to Suna to study under Temari as an aspiring wind-user. Nothing could go wrong, or at least that's what she thought, until she meets Gaara, a boy she insulted in the past. Will they crash and burn, or will their hate turn into something else? And can he uncover her secrets? GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,217 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, OC
Teen Jaeger Adventures by Jerim reviews
AU. The breach has been closed, and the world now celebrates. All the pilots have made it back alive, only to find a surprise. Somehow, all of their jaegers have been turned into human teenagers. And the world thought the kaiju were scary...
Pacific Rim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Gipsy Danger, Striker Eureka, Crimson Typhoon, Cherno Alpha - Complete
Brothers in Arms by Sheherazade's Fable reviews
XMFC. When Xavier convinces Alex to go on a recruiting trip with him, his life is changed forever with the discovery that his brother, Scott, is still alive. After a struggle, Alex manages to take him back to the Institute. Although the brothers' search for a place to belong might be over, figuring out where they belong in the fight for mutantkind is just beginning.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 173,807 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Cyclops, Alexander S./Havok - Complete
Young Justice: Darkness Falls by Angelus-v1 reviews
My Version of a third season. Following the events of the Reach's invasion, The Team is faced with another incoming threat worse than any they have faced before. New faces join their ranks as others seek to destroy or enslave them while the last members of The Light cast its shadow over the Earth in its continued attempt to rid the world of its heroes. Violence.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 308,246 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - [Conner K./Superboy, Megan M./Miss Martian] Richard G./Nightwing, Garfield Logan/Beast Boy - Complete
Merry Smithmas! by burningspirit21 reviews
Christmas is almost here... and a choir of curious carolers is at the door!
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Smith, A. - Complete
For The Nights I Can't Remember by RavenHeart101 reviews
"It was within the second year that they all began to accept the fact that they hadn't wanted to for so long. That he hadn't been taken by anyone that wanted information on them. He wasn't on the brink of death. He hadn't just gone missing. Alexander Lightwood had run away. And there was nothing they could do about it." With the aid of a potion and rune Alec erases his memory.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
Crazy Challenge 2 by TheAmazoness reviews
Remember the time we had that snowball fight? And we made that deal, the one where for every hit I get, you give me a kiss, and for every hit you get, I have to build a twelve-foot snowmen? Well, this is definitely the second crazy challenge you've given me. Sequel to Songbird's Cry. Richard/OC
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,159 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Richard G./Nightwing, OC] - Complete
Songbirds Cry by TheAmazoness reviews
It all went so wrong, so fast. Our mom fell into a coma and our dad went berserk, leaving my sister and I to fend for ourselves; to fend from our dad. When our unknown meta-genes start working, our lives changed. Someone finally heard our cries. Even though we learned to protect others with our powers, no one's ever protected us. If I could only see the day... Richard/OC Season 1
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,331 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - [Richard G./Robin, OC] - Complete
Learning to Fall by a.fictional.love reviews
After her team betrays her during a mission to Saudi Arabia, Cassandra Hill knows that getting out alive is not going to be easy. But she can pretty much handle anything once she has the help of her former mentor, Ethan Hunt, and his team - including the impressive and newly acquired analyst. Brandt x OC (updated)
Mission: Impossible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,687 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - W. Brandt - Complete
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Turning the tides reviews
My name is Ramee and I'm a program. My life, to put it simple, has been one giant piece of mayhem. Guess that tends to happen when you've been a fugitive for most of it. Doesn't exactly help either the fact that I'm Magik, one of the two Renegades of Argon. Set in Tron: Uprising. - ON HIATUS
Tron - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Tron/Rinzler, Beck, OC
Not an ordinary family reviews
Alternative version of Fringe with 2 new main characters: Lily Bishop, fourth member of the Bishop family and FBI agent, and Kyle Hawking, also an FBI agent with previous history involving Peter. - ON HIATUS
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Peter B., Walter B., OC