Hello everyone. My name is Ashley and this is my strictly Glee smut account. I love Kurt/Puck, Kurt/Blaine, Blaine/Sebastian, Kurt/Karofsky, Rachel/Quinn, Quinn/Santana, Rory/Sam, Rachel/Sanatan, Quinn/Sam, Quinn/Puck, Puck/Sam, Sam/Blaine, Brittany/Quinn, Brittany/Tina, Quinn/Tina, and Brittany/Santana fanfics. Hope you like my stories Bye!

Nov. 4/12 Update: Hey guys! I am currently working on more than just Glee smut-fics. Be prepared for some awesome content this month. Bye! XP

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Tina

2. Kurt

3. Rachel

4. Blaine

5. Brittany

6. Sebastian

7. Sugar

8. Quinn

9. Puck

10. Karofsky

11. Santana

12. Rory

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Sanbatian? I want to. Of only they would put him on the characters list.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I used to. I find DCriss supermegafoxyawesomehot. But Rory and Sebastian's are my Season 3 crushes :)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Rory getting Quinn pregant! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, i read one today about Kurt cheating on Blaine with Puck on Prom night.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Kurt and sebastian. No, because 1. Kurt hates jerky kind of guys and 2. SeBlaine is the best!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Pucktittany 4 the win! But its Brittana all the way.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sugar walking in on Kurtory! EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Karofsky and rachel? I dont know.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Tina/Quinn? Title: Blonde and Goth: What a Combo

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Sugar and Rory? Title: A Pot Of Spilt Golden Sugar

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Rachel? Yes I think so.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Santana. OF COURSE!

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Kurt/Blaine/Brittany? Maybe

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Quinn it would be Pearl by Katy Perry

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Tina/Sebastian/Karofsky? Warning: Wankyness of epic perportions

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

The last time I read a Brittany fanfic was last week.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Tina and Sugar are in a happy relationship until Puck runs off with Blaine. Tina, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Santana and a brief unhappy affair with Rory, then follows the wise advice of Brittany and finds true love with Rachel.

What title would you give this fic?

Ummm... I dont know.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Sugar and Quinn? I would like it.

Glee Fanfic Challenge! (II)

1. Rory

2. Santana

3. Sebastian

4. Rachel

5. Kurt

6. Quinn

7. Blaine

8. Puck

9. Brittany

10. Karofsky

(P.S I only did it in this order because I love the Faberitana, SeBlaine, Klaine, Kurtofsky, Puckurt, and Rory/Everyone)

- Questions:

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

I have. I wrote one about Kurtofsky losing their V-cards together at Scandels

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Sebastian is Super Hot. 10-20 on the sexy scale.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Quinn getting Rory pregnant?! Is this opposite day?

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

I love Brittany fanfics. There are to many that are awesome.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Blainetana are one of my fave crackship couples.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Defently Puckleberry

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Blaine finding out about Puckbastian? He would be so pissed off. Because he totally wants Sebastian. Watch The First Time 10 times and you will know my madness about SeBlaine.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Quinntana? Quinn wants a lesbian experience before grad and asks Santana for a "haircut." (anyone remember how Quinn confused a haircut for some lesbian action in New York?) Santana accepts, and after glee club, they do it on the piano.

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Rachel/Karosky? Nope dont think so.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

A title for Rory and Kurt? How about: I Now Know The rules Of Dodgeball: Stay Away from Santana

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Rachel wanting to seduce Rory? First off, STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN RACHEL. Second, I have no clue I'm horrible at seduction fics

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Blainttitany? Dont think so. I dont even know what a frinds list is.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

About Karofsky would be Iris by Goo Goo Dolls about his mega crush on Kurt

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Sebastian/Santana/Quinn? Warning: Quinntana lust and Sebastian thinking dirty thoughts about Blaine during.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Puck on Kurt? Easy: I wanna make you scream my name in that high F

List your top twelve favorite Glee characters in no particular order:

1. Quinn

2. Artie

3. Rory

4. Kurt

5. Santana

6. Rachel

7. Blaine

8. Brittany

9. Sebastian

10. Puck

11. Finn

12. Sugar

Have you ever read a 5/11 fic before?

Santana and Finn? Yeah I'm writing one on my other account.

Do you think 3 is hot?

HELLS YES. and if my plan works, I will have myself a leprechaun :)

What would happen if 12 got 1 pregnant?

Sugar getting QUINN pregnant. Awk-ward.

Do you remember any good fics about 9?

About Sebastian. Secretly I read one about a Sebastian/Kurt/Blaine 3-some. *insert sheepish smile*

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Blartie? Uh... No

4/8 or 4/5?

Oh thats a toughy. What should I pick? Kurtana or Kurtittany? Uh... Kurtana, since they both are freaking awesome (I love you Britt! Your Aweosme 2, just Kurtana is SO much better)

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 were in a relationship?

Blaine finding out about Brittory? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS! (oops, the fangirl in me has escaped)

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a 2/6 fic.

Arite/Rachel? Um, I'll call you back about that.

Has there been a 1/8 fluff?

Quinn/Brittany? Yeah I wrote a one-shot about them.

Are there any stories on your list about 11?

Not yet. But someday.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

Quinn and Blaine are in a happy relationship until Sebastian runs off with Blaine (side note: I love SeBlaine so much write now. and im a epic Klainer). Quinn, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Finn and a brief unhappy affair with Sugar , then follows the wise advice of Santana and finds true love with Artie (Hallejuah!) .

Title/Warning for above fic?

Warning: Qugar and Fuinn smut.

5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with 3. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

Santana, Kurt, Blaine, Quinn, and Rory are playing truth or dare. Santana asks Blaine and Blaine says truth. Santana asks who Blaine loves and after some prodding from Rory confessed their true loves with Kurt. Kurt does not share the same feeling and in fact is in a secret relationship with Rory. Blaine is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Quinn , while Rory and Kurt run into the sunset together. However, Santana is secretly in love with Quinn and becomes so jealous of Blaine , who after the comfort with Quinn, becomes in a relationship with Quinn, and so Santana decides to murder Blaine but, is stopped in time by the police officer Sebastian and is sent to prison, allowing Quinn and Blaine to continue their relationship.

Title/Warning for above

Warning: Quaine. Enough said.

Suggest a title for a 1/11 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Quinn/Finn? Um... how about: I'm Not A Princess, This Ain't A fairytale (sorry listening to White Horse right now)

What kind of story line would you use if 1 wanted to seduce 2?

Quinn seducing Artie? Don't know.

Do any of your friends read 7/9?

Blaine/Sebastian? On glee wiki, yes. Yes they do.

If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?

For Sugar it would be Material Girl by Madonna

6, 3, 2, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 2 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 2 and plots to abduct 2 to keep 2 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 2 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 2 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

, Rory, Artie, Kurt, and Finn are at a bar when Rory makes a drunken confession that Artie is in love with Quinn. Rachel is secretly in love with Artie and plots to abduct Artie to keep him away from Quinn, but is stopped by Kurt and Finn. However, Rachel is so crazed at this point that she needs constant watching to make sure she doesn't go after Artie again, and Kurt and Finn volunteer to do this. As they work together, Kurt and Finn develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Rachel escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Artie and Quinn from untimely deaths, Blaine magically appears and vanquishes Rachel forever.

Title/Warnings for the above fic?

Warning: Pshyco!Berry and Quartiesmut (I have to, I'm a pure smut writer.)

How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?

Brittany finding out about Santana/Sebastian.Artie?! "Sanny, I thought you were lebanese? Now your sleeping with a dolphin and my ex? You bitch!"

1 sees 5 naked. His/her reaction?

Quinn sees Santana's naked. The power of fanfiction my friends. Every Quinntana shipper's dream. QUINNTANNA SMUT!

Would 12 and 5 make a good couple?

Sugar and Santana? Maybe, probably. Although, from Pot O' Gold, Santana probably hates her.

What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

Quinn and Kurt! Oh-My-Gosh. I would be disturbed on every level.

3 kills 7, what does 3 say?

Roory kills Blaine! I don't know what he would say, but I would say: "I know you killed him, but I still love you :)

Suggest a title for an 8 and 9 fluff story

Brittany and Sebastian. Um.. how about: It's a win-win (about in order for Kurt to drop out of the CP race, Brittany helps Sebastian get Blaine)

What would be a good pick up line for 7 to use on 1?

Blaine on Quinn? I dont know.

3 finds 4 and 7 kissing. What would 3 do?

Rory finds Klaine kissing. Big deal, their together, deal with it

You find 1 going through your closet. What would you do?

Give Quinn some of my dresses and become fashion friends ;)

If your life was a Movie, What Would the Sound Track Be?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Moves Like Jagger-Maroon 5 feat. Christina Aguilera

Waking Up: F*ckin' Perfect-P!nk

First Day At School: The Technicolor Phase-Owl City

Falling In Love: Hair-Lady Gaga

Fight Song: Lucky Strike-Maroon 5

Breaking Up: Titanium-David Guetta feat. Sia

Prom Night: Blue Jeans-Lana Del Rey

Life: Somebody That I Used To Know-Gotye feat. Kimbra

Mental Breakdown: Killing Me Softly With His Song-Katrina Parker

Driving: The Cave-Mumford & Sons

Flashback: You Lie-The Band Perry

Getting back together: Just The Way You Are-Bruno Mars

Wedding: Rehab-Amy Winehouse

Birth of Child: Part of Me-Katy Perry

Final Battle: Bad Kids-Lady Gaga

Funeral Song: Animal-Neon Trees

Final Credits: Ni*as In Paris-Kanye West & JAY Z

Step 1:
Put your ipod on shuffle

Step 2:
For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3:
You have to write that song down as your answer no matter how weird it sounds

If someone asks "Is this okay" you say?

In Transit-Mark Hoppus feat. Pete Wentz

What would best describe your personality?
The Ballad of Mona Lisa-Panic! At The Disco

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Cry-Kelly Clarkson

How do you feel today?
Firetruck-Smosh

What's your life's purpose?
So What-P!nk

What is your motto?
Pretty Girl Rock-Keri Hilson

What do your friends think of you?
Overjoyed-Matchbox Twenty

What do you think about very often?
Countdown-Beyonce

What do you think of your best friend(s)?
Paint It Black-The Rolling Stones

What do you think of the person you like?
Better Than Revenge-Taylor Swift

What is your life story?
Alice-Avril Lavigne

What do your parents think of you?
You And I-Lady Gaga

What will you dance to at your wedding?

Back In Time-Pitbull

What will they play at your funeral?

Use Somebody-Kings of Leon

What do you think of your friends?
Alone-Jordis Unga

What's the worst thing that could happen?
Hung Up-Madonna

How will you die?
Young Girls-Bruno Mars

What is one thing you regret?
Radio-Lana Del Rey

What makes you laugh?
Drink In My Hand-Eric Church

What makes you cry?
I Will Wait-Mumford & Sons

Will you ever get married?

Get The Party Started-P!nk

What scares you the most?

Safe & Sound-Taylor Swift feat. The Civil Wars

Does anyone like you?
Primadonna-Marina and the Diamonds

If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Part of Me-Katy Perry

The next song will be your subject?

Sober-P!nk

RULES: (for iPod shuffle thing) (Stolen from talamack - check her out!!)

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

iPod Shuffle Game - Soundtrack To My Life

Opening Credits: Rehab-Amy Winehouse

Waking Up: Lucky Strike-Maroon 5

First Day of School: Fifteen-Taylor Swift

Falling in Love: Give Him Up-Faber Drive

Fight Song: Good Feeling-Flo Rida

Prom: Money Honey-Lady Gaga

Life: Please Don't Leave Me-P!nk

Mental Breakdown: Fallout-Marianas Trench

Driving: Pretty Girl Rock-Keri Hilson

Flashback: Sorry For Party Rocking-LMFAO

Getting Back Together: Right Round-Flo Rida feat. Ke$ha

Wedding: Dear Mr. President-P!nk feat. The Indigo Girls

Birth of Child: Walk-Foo Fighters

Final Battle: Tears Dry On Their Own-Amy Winehouse

Death Scene: Mary's Song (Oh My My My)-Taylor Swift

End Credits: Forget You-Cee Lo Green