[IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: As for some inexplicable reason I cannot progress on anything else, I am sorry to say that I am going to be having my first hiatus on everything except Slick Copper, to which I will devote my full attention as I have the largest amount of progress on it and it has the best chance of being finished. ALL OTHER FANFIC PROJECTS WILL BE PUT ON HOLD UNTIL AT THE VERY LEAST THE FIRST NOVEL OF SLICK COPPER HAS BEEN COMPLETED. I WILL NOT BE REVOKING THIS DECISION UNDER ANY CONDITIONS. THIS IS FINAL. I have to learn how to put my foot down. If I am to get anywhere in life, I must be able to push myself and finish something that I start without moving on. You all have my sincerest apologies.]

(Hiatus count: 1)

(And dammit it's going to stay that way.)

[IMPORTANT COUNTER-ANNOUNCEMENT: After some time for consideration, I came to a realization. That realization is that I had forgotten the real reason why I picked up writing. For fun. AS SUCH, I am lift the hiatus and will work on whatever strikes me, be it new work, old work, or current work. The most important thing, though, is that I AM BACK BABY!]

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Hello, citizens of the realm of creative power! I am the humble literary weaver known as Nicki Fowl, as is the name of a character I created for an Artemis Fowl fanfic. I am a great believer in philosophy, and although I am not religious, I believe that religion has a power that people do not understand. I see it as a goal, a hope, is neccessary for human beings to maintain their existence.

As for myself, I am not much. Here's a list of quotes I made up, which will be extended as I invent them.

"All characters start out as nothing more than an OC fueled by the passion of an undiscovered genius."

"Life isn't delicate. It's crass, dirty, horny, murderous, unfaithful, and above all doesn't give a shit. But that is what makes it great. It's unpredictable."

"When life gives you lemons, be prepared to hide them from your children."

"Where others see trash, I see pieces of a puzzle. Where others see impossible, I see the yet to be. Where others say 'it can't be done', I say, 'you're right if you want to do it'. Aspergers Syndrome doesn't steal and doesn't dole out, it changes your mental allignment, like a random dice roll in an RPG."

"An overdose of hyperactivity sprinkled with a dash of kiss my ass."

The last one was a little random, because it's supposed to be.

"When evil dies, the world ends. When it returns, the world begins again. This is the eternal cycle of purification, for to protect the world one must be willing to sacrifice all."

As for who I am, I am me. Me is who I am. However, the person who is writing this likes the color red, is insane (according to himself), loves invention and writing, and has Aspergers.

I found this story on someone's journal on Deviantart and I had to repost it:

"I was walking around in a supermarket when i saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: (1) Copy & Paste this in one of ur jounals, and tell others. (2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart."

The following is all my own, in response to the above:

"Maybe this is one of the few proofs god exists?

Maybe it's not.

What it does prove, however, is that miracles exist, no matter your belief. There are other beings out there, sometimes you just have to open up not your eyes on the outside, but the most important one.
The one on the inside, your heart."

"To be a positive force in the community doesn't always mean you have to get on a box from great heights and shout loudly."

"Those who do not fear the sword they wield have no right to wield a sword at all."

"Scientia sapientiaque et veritas te liberabunt." Translation: Knowledge and wisdom and truth you deliver.

Character profiles:

I'll type them up before I place them here ;)

As for the phrase at the top, I made it up to resemble the Twilight tongue in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. It means "I will bring light to the twilight."

(A post I made on Youtube) "Kenpachi Zaraki, the crippled dragon, for though he cannot fly, he can destroy that which he can already reach without effort.
That is Kenpachi Zaraki, the Fugu-sha ryuu, the Crippled Dragon."

Spells:

Same as characters ;)

Notices:

I ALLOW ANONYMOUS REVIEWS!!! I simply ask that, if it does not seem too forward or superfluous or whatever, that you put your name at the end of the review, so I at least know who to thank, if necessary in code form or anything else that allows you to be comfortable.

I AM SEARCHING FOR AN ARTIST!!! Despite this being a literary site, I know there are people out ther who can make great art. I therefore extend a humble invintation for you to let fly that badass skill and send me a link to where the art can be found. Furthermore, I ask that, if you want to create a manga or animation or something involving my characters, all that you do is notify me and ask. if you do that first, at least 95 times out of 100 I will give permission, unless their is a good reason to not allow it, like I need to keep them on the down low.

I DO NOT DO REQUESTS!!! I know this is probably a bitch for some of you, but I will not be taking story requests. If you want to suggest ideas for existing stories, feel free, and if you do have a story that I particularly like, I might help write it. Hell, I'll even beta, but if you have an idea, there is a reason that this is a WRITER'S WEBSITE. If you have trouble writing, feel free to ask for help.

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OFFENSE TAKEN FOR MY PORTRAYAL OF ANY EXISTING CHARACTERS!!! If what I write offends how you see the character or want him/her portrayed, tough nuggets. I am a writer, and I determine how I want MY stories to go, where they go, and etc.

PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!

Pokemon: Saga of Jade is at 1,000 Hits!!!!! Wicked

Bangarang, that's good song

Update information:

This is for those of you that aren't following me on this site:

New story! Wakfu: Alan's Adventures
Up now!

A picture of Hellsmonkey Brief is up on Deviantart! Unfortunately, I didn't ink the picture, and when I use the search engine I can't find my own picture! What the freak?! Technology has taken an ugly face towards me... Want to strangle something... Where's Panther...

Me:
(Note: This will require update as I improve and gain credibility both in this world and in Fic)

My skills: The One-Armed Mantis sword technique, the Two-Armed Mantis sword techinque, usage of the WordGate (the story of which will hopefully be published on fictionpress at some point), necromancy, thaumaturgy (to some degree), manipulation of the elements (the number of which must be kept secret, but it is more than 5), interrogation, night-walking, phasing, blood-seals, akuma fu, ryu fu, the divine lotus, and many others which, I reiterate, will be listed here as they come to the light of everyone else, for personal safety reasons (because it would be pointless to try to hide abilities that everyone already knows about)

Stuff to repost:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Happychica, Serene, LAE, Kirmon64, TheRedBandit, lightheart77, Nicki Fowl

98 percent of teenagers have either drank alchohol or done drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, post this on your profile. Other than a very minor sampling of wine once, but I don't drink. I couldn't stand the taste of less than a sip of just WINE. Feel free to call me a hypocrite for posting this, if you wish)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a poll of some sort, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie (err... people laughed, and not to mention I was wearing a skirt XD ) Linksworstnightmare ( This I do on a regular bases. Especially at school. Sweats) Shadow Princess 15 (Done this so many times, it's not even funny anymore...), Ocarina of Twilight (Stupid High heels.), Twilight Being92 (Socks Wood stairs = Going against gravity.), lightheart77 (i've done this only a few times but it still hurts like crap), Nicki Fowl (I fell up and then fell down, and somehow I've fallen UP at least twice or so in the new house. Oh joy.)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

My friends are insane. Though, I have no room to talk because I'm just as bad as they are sometimes. If you think you have friends who are just as insane as you are, copy this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you believe that you have way too many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

(I felt I could both use the good fortune and skate around the bad. I believe luck is a combination of other people's actions and karma [ergo: what others do will cause your luck])

Quiz:

Your instincts has its advantages all the time...

This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to you or ask you out for the next 5 years...

Girl: slow down i'm scared
Guy: no ,this is fun
Girl: no it's not,please,it's so scary
Guy: then tell me you love me
Girl: i love you,slow down
Guy: now give me a big hug
* she gave him a big hug*
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself,it's really bothering me
the next day in the newspaper,a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure.Two people were in the crash,but only one survived.The truth is that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breakes weren't working,but he didn't want the girl to know.Instead,he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time.Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live,even if it meant that he would die.If you would do the same for the person you love repost this and put it on ur profile

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, Uncle Joe, animegamemaster6, UK-Underworld King, Nicki Fowl

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

More to come...

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