Name: Just call me Panda ^^

Hobbies: Reading, Dancing, Writing, Drawing...

I like crack pairings.
'Nuff said.

I like the usual pairings too. ^^ But there are quite a few crack pairings I love.

I fell off a dresser when I was baby.

...Just thought you should know. :)

Anime I am interested in,
Fairy Tail: Started it on 5/23/2011. GREAT ANIME. I loooove Loke. SERIOUSLY. HE MAKES GLASSES SEXY. Loke X Lucy foreverrrrrr. And Gray... WALKING FANSERVICE!!!! WIN WIN AND WIIIN.
Naruto: Meh... sorta losing my interest. Besides, it's probably gonna end soon anyway. Favorite character... Augh... Akatsuki take that place.
Death Note: IS THERE ANY REASON OTHER THAN MATT IS SEXY, NEAR IS SEXY/ADORABLE, AND L IS JUST PLAIN OUT FLIPPING KAWAII. Yeah, also, BEST PLOT EVER.
Soul Eater: Okay... this anime is just plain out... AWESOME. Not to mention all the sexy SEXY shirtless guys. (yes, this includes Asura.) (I bet my brother is reading this and he's thinking "WTF, Abby? WTF?!"
Hetalia: EFFING GENIUS

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IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE 13 characters and answer the questions!

1. Sasori

2. Sakura

3. Hidan

4. Kisame

5. Hinata

6. Sai

7. Konan

8. Gaara

9. Orochimaru

10. Suigetsu

11. Zetsu

12. Madara/Tobi

13. Obito

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic before?

Oh dear Jashin... the IMAGES! Augh... no.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Hm... yes. He is the hottest fish I have ever seen.

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Please tell me that will never happen.

4. Do you recall any fics about nine?

ABOUT him? Yeah, there are probably a ton. Probably all about him trying to rape people. I DEMAND RESPECT FOR ORO!

5. would two and six make a good couple?

Why yes, I do like them as a couple.

6.five/nine or five/ten?

Do I HAVE to choose? *sigh* Five/Ten.

7.what would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

THAT might just be the real reason why Madara killed Konan.

8.make a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Uhm... They run into each other at a... weapon show? And... they become BFFLs...?

9. is there such a thing as a one/eight fluff?

I don't know. And if there is. I AM NEVER GOING TO READ IT!

10. Describe a crackfic for thirteen/eight.

Obito need help training! No Sharingan? NO PROBLEM! Gaara has the power of sand of his side to help Obito become an Uchiha prodigy! (Ah... That sucked.)

11. what kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Excuse me while I gag myself.

12. would any of your freinds draw a three het?

I... am not sure on what a het is... but I'm guessing it has to do with being naked. So NO.

13. do any of your freinds write or draw eleven?

Mhmm.

14. would any of your friends write two/four/five?

No. But that actually could work...

15. what might ten say if eleven and four announced that they were getting married?

He wouldn't say anything. He would just DIE LAUGHING. Or maybe scream "THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!"

16. Will thirteen ever have a dance party? Would eight, three, or eleven be invited?

...I'm pretty sure Obito would be more focused on training... or being DEAD.

17. if someone wrote a one/six/tweve fic, what should the warning be?

No warning. Just a huge sign that says; IF YOU LIKE CRACK PAIRING YAOI THAN COME HERE BECAUSE THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS!

18. what might be a good pick-up line for one to use on five?

Sasori; "So... you want me to be the puppet, or you?" Poor Hina...

19.If you wrote a sogfic for seven, what would it be?

I have no clue. Maybe that one song called Papercut...

20.Describe a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Konan... I'm sorry I killed you. So... now we're here in the afterlife together... "Caring for my murderer?" ...

QUIZ TYME

Akatsuki Style ;U

PEIN.
Do you have ginger hair?
Do you have at least one piercing?
XDo you change what you look like every so often?
XDo you enjoy making people suffer? (in an annoying way...)
Do you have at least two pets?
Total: 2

KONAN
Do you/have you ever had blue hair?
XDo you enjoy origami?
Do you think of yourself as an angel?
XDo you wear decorations in your hair?
XDo you wear coloured eyeshadow?
Total: 3

SASORI.
XDo you like puppets?
XDo you look younger than you are?
XDo you / have you ever had red hair?
XDo you hide behind a tough exterior?
XIs your heart the weakest part of you?
Total: 5

DEIDARA.
XDo you like birds?
Do you like sculpting?
XDo you think you're very good at art?
Do people often say different?
XDo you have a ridiculously long fringe?
Total: 3

KISAME.
XDo you like fish?
Do you have an odd shade of skin?
Is there something wrong with your teeth?
Your eyebrows are hard to see / aren't there.
XYou like to do things the fast and easy way.
Total: 2

ZETSU.
Are you schizophrenic?
XDo you have mood swings?
XDo you like plants?
XVenus flytraps?
You have an eye problem?
Total: 3

TOBI.
Are you a good boy?
XEver had an extremely violent mood swing?
XDo you like Lollipops?
Ever been in a crushing situation?
XEver been so obsessed with this one person? (Anime characters count right?)
Total: 3

ITACHI.
XDo you like to torture?
Do you have homicidal siblings?
Ever wanted to kill your whole family?
XDo you come across as moody and evil?
XDo you spend too much time alone?
Total: 3

HIDAN.
Are you religious?
XDo you wear necklaces?
XHave you ever self harmed? (On accident)
XYou whine a lot?
XYou have funny colored eyes?
Total: 4

KAKUZU.
Do you have a money fetish?
Do you like sewing?
Do you like to cover your hair or mouth?
You're greedy?
XYou're a secret ballerina! (I dare you to laugh)
Total: 1

Fish are people too! GO KISAME!

Deidara blows my mind!

Puppets are my friends! So is Sasori!

Jashinists should rule the world! Hidan rocks!

Who cares if you killed your clan? (or use herbal shampoo?) As long as your hot, it doesn't matter! ITACHI!!!

Peircings aren't crazy, they're cool! I love you, Pein! Let's just hope no one walks near you with a magnet!

Tobi is a good boy, and Madara is hot!

Stitches are sexy, and so is Kakuzu!

Bi colored plants are my favorite, Zetsu!

"I don't have a license to kill ... I have a learners permit!"

"Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear."

"If you love someone, tell them. Because hearts are often broken with words left out."

"He handed her 11 red roses and one fake rose, he said ‘I will love you until the last rose dies."

"Of all the things I’ve lost… I miss my mind the most."

"I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."

"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd come out and eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas."

"Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!"

"When in doubt, push random buttons!"

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it."

"I'm not cynical, everything just sucks."

"Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies."

"Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck."

"YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO."

"Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin."

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

"Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro."

"He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind."

"Most women say that men should have to suffer through periods like us; not me. If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons."

"Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now."

"Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a destraction so I can punch you in the face."

"MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?"

"May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't."

"A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!"

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?"

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

"Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster."

"I’m not paranoid… WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"EMO–Extravagently Made Origami."

"I don’t obsess! I think intensely."

"I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you’ve been to. But first, I’ll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn’t fall down."

"Why is rap so named? Becasue the’c’ fell off at the printer."

"Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?"

"You know it’s going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor."

"Constipated people don’t give a crap."

"This is Bob :) Bob likes sharp things, Bob likes you, I suggest you run from Bob."

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

In Homestuck, I’d be…

Karkat Vantas (x)
[ ] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[ ] Grey and red are your fav colors
[x] You love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS
[ ] You like to program computers
[x] You fail at it
[x] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS
[x] You don’t put up with anyone’s bullshit
[x] You love to argue and suport your arguments with empty logic
[ ] You never smile
[x] You get aggravated easily
[ ] You act like an asshole but deep down you care for your
friends
[ ] You have problems with relationships
Total: 6

Vriska Serket ( )
[ ] Scorpio is your zodiac sign
[ ] Dark blue is your fav color
[x] You love to role play
[x] You like spiders
[ ] You like end of the world scenarios such as the Zombie Apocalypse,
Fall Out Invasion, etc.
[x] Magic 8 balls are cool
[x] You are very manipulative
[ ] You are a huge bitch
[x] You easily get bored
[x] You blame your problems on other things, such as “bad luck”
[ ] You have an addiction to breaking things
[x] You never clean up after yourself
Total: 6

Tavros Nitram (x)
[ ] Taurus is your zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is orange and brown
[x] You love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES
[x] You love card and role playing games
[x] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN’T REAL.
[x] You are too sensitive
[x] You never really “hate” anybody
[ ] You like to commune with wildlife
[ ] You have a friendly attitude
[x] You are pretty good at poetry
[ ] You LARP
[x] You some times stutter when you talk
Total: 7

Terezi Pyrope ( )
[x] Libra is your zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is red and teal
[ ] You are more interested in taste and smell then sight
[x] You love dragons
[ ] You l0v3 t0 sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3
[x] You love plushies
[x] You love to role play
[ ] You are a sociopath
[x] You are almost always grinning
[x] You take intrests in law and justice
[x] You like to draw
[x] You can be really flirty sometimes
Total: 8

Kanaya Maryam ( )
[ ] Virgo is your zodiac sign
[ ] Your fav color is jade
[ ] You love fashion
[x] You love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS
[ ] You love to sew
[x] You love literature
[ ] You have no problem gettin into fights
[x] Chainsaws are awesome
[x] You like make up
[x] You are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it
[x] You like the taste of blood
[ ] Getting revenge is always high on your list
Total: 6

Aradia Megido ( )
[ ] Aries is your zodiac sign
[ ] Maroon is your fav color
[ ] You inadvertently make frog noises
[ ] 0_0 is your fav emote
[ ] You like ARCHEOLOGY
[ ]You like to destroy things out of boredom
[ ]You can hear voices that no one else can hear
[ ] You used to role play
[ ]You are obsessed with temporal inevitability
[ ] You are a very violent and confrontational person
[x] You’re sometimes spooky in appearance
[ ]You love talking about depressing things
Total: 1

Equius Zahhak( )
[ ] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign
[x]You like the color Royal Blue
[ ] You have a widow’s peak
[ ] You sweat alot
[ ] You love being strong
[x] You SUCK AT ARCHERY
[x] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS
[ ] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS
[ ] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING
QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE
[ ] You like to build things
[x] You have some pretty strange fetishes
[ ] You love playing high stakes games
Total: 4

Nepeta Leijon( )
[ ] Leo is you zodiac sign
[x] You like the color light green
[ ]You love cats
[x] :3 is your fav emote
[ ] You are into furrys
[x] You love to draw
[x] You have a heightened sense of smell
[x] You are fucking obsessed with friendly roleplaying
[ ]You have a naive view of everything
[ ] You love “OTP”
[ ] You are just too cute
[ ] And very playful
Total: 5

Sollux Captor ( )
[ ] Gemini is your zodiac sign
[ ]You like the color yellow
[ ] You speaks with a bit of a lisp
[ ] You are a totally sick hacker
[x] You have bi polar mood swings
[ ]You are pretty introverted
[ ]You beat yourself up over little things
[x] You like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing
[ ]You think you are not good enough
[x] You rather be technical then use brute force
[ ]You think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your
paranoia
[ ] Your best friend is a dick
Total: 3

Feferi Peixes ( )
[ ] Pisces is your zodiac sign
[x] You like the color lavender
[x] You love wearing colorful clothing
[x] You love to swim
[x] You get really excited easily
[ ] You are very very perky and energetic
[ ] You are optimistic and fearless
[x] You are stronger then you look
[ ]You love looking after animals
[ ] You are very modest
[ ] You have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying
things
[x] You have a slightly rude and insulting side (but you hide it well)
Total: 5

Eridan Ampora ( )
[ ] Aquarius is your zodiac sign
[x] You like the color dark purple
[x]You dress flamboyantly
[ ] You have an affection for tales of historical leaders,
conquerors, and military history.
[x] You have a massive ego
[x] You love magic and wizards
[ ] You have a genocide complex
[ ] You swear like a sailor
[x] You try to make friends with everybody regardless of their
opinion of you
[ ]You get jealous a lot
[ ] You are romantically lost
[ ]You are kind of a tool
Total: 5

Gamzee Makara ( )
[ ] Capricorn is your zodiac sign
[x] You like the color indigo
[x] You like clowns
[x] You like sweet things
[x] You like to bake
[x]You are pretty laid back
[x] You don’t like knowing the technology or science behind things
[x] You are impulsive and/or unpredictable
[x] You are silly and eccentric
[ ] You like insane clown posse
[ ] You cuss alot
[ ] You are a stoner
Total: 8

~Announcements below~

3-5-2011
Heyyyy... I'm working on Life After Slade, so don't worry. As for Akatsuki Action Figures, I'll get on that after some other stuff. :)

3-17-2011
OHMIGOD! MY PROFILE JUST FREAKING DISAPPEARED! WTF?? HOW THE FRICK??? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT TOOK ME TO FREAKING COLLECT?? LIKE, FOREVER!!! AHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOO!
3-17-2011
WHY IS FANFICTION DOING THIS? IT'S SCREWING UP! HELP ME!!! NOOOOOOOO! WHY IS EVERYTHING DISAPPEARING?

3-31-2011
OHEMGEE!!! MY BROTHER IN COMING TOMORROW! He's "Bongwater421" ON HERE!!! WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN!!!! EVEN IF HE IS 10 YEARS OLDER THAN ME!!!

5-3-2011
Oi... I'm so sorry for not updating... I just... don't know what happened. I already have everything planned out for the chapters and stuff but I just can't make myself write it.
Oh and... I just found out I'm gonna go on to the next grade (for sure) and that my teacher wants me to be sort of like class president next year, considering I'm gonna have the same teacher next year.
Yeah, I was really happy about that. Until... well... my boyfriend just broke up with me. No, I swear I would never make crap up like this. I was planning on breaking up with him too... I wanna punch him though. I just now realized it was over the phone. (Not like it could be anything else, considering we live in two different towns) Augh... I never even got to explain anything to him. WHY am I typing this?! Oi... I'm not sad about it though... It was a long distance relationship. We can start back up when we go to the same high school... maybe.