You have a sex drive that could rival Negan's, but unlike him you can only go to him when you need your itch scratched. When you decide to take care of it yourself, you are punished.

You've been living at the Sanctuary for a while now, and pull Negan into a corner to have your way with him.

"Éomer," Lothíriel stroked his beard with the tips of her fingers, "I am not yet accustomed to having a large bear of a man stare at me when I am unclothed," She traced her thumb over his lips. "But I am sure I will get used to it quite soon." Éomer pulled her hand down and held it against his chest, "As I said earlier, my Queen, I would do anything for you."

The youngest Miss Erquistoune travels from Edinburgh to London to stay with her favorite cousin—Jonathan Strange. But Georgiana is very different from her sisters, in more ways than one; and her reasons for wanting to be close to the Greatest Magicians of the Age may be more complicated than they first appear.

"Of course they'd like you! They just haven't had a chance to get to know you because you're so shy." I felt Sirius nudge my leg under the table warningly but I ignored it. "Look, I'll prove it!" I exclaimed, staring down the table. "What…no, wait!" Remus said in alarm. "Hey! You!" I said, pointing at a girl who was staring at us. "You'd go out with Remus Lupin, right?" NEW CHAPTER

When tragedy strikes the Williams family, Sarah is forced to escape to the Underground and make a life for Toby and herself in the Capitol City of the Elves. Things are never easy for the Williams siblings, however, as her status as "Champion of the Labyrinth" carries more meaning than she ever would have thought.

Some knights come in leather jackets. Modern AU.

We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE

COMPLETE AND EDITED! The war is over and Severus has been placed under Minerva as Deputy Headmaster, but when he is summoned to a vision ceremony by Luna Lovegood, he sees his future. The woman is one of his old students whom he had a flame for. As if on cue, she is hired on as Professor of Wizard Literature, but will this future of theirs play out as Severus has seen it?

After the War, Hermione has to marry the only person she would never have thought about: Severus Snape. But in these trouble times, you can't trust anyone, and she is about to learn it the hard way. Between a Minister of Magic completely paranoid and the rise of the ex-Death Eaters, will they ever find their place as a couple into a corrupt Wizarding World? Marriage Law fic. HG/SS

A fluff piece about Severus Snape falling in love with a muggle.

The Dark Lord wins the Second Wizarding War and Hermione is a prisoner. She is forced to marry Voldemort's most loyal servant: Severus Snape. Her marriage thrusts her into a new world of pureblood high society and dangerous intrigue. Is there more to her new husband than meets the eye? AU after HBP.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Part 4 of the series - It's all in the way we look at things, isn't it? The day to day. The good and bad. The trials and triumphs. Henry and Julia are home from Kenya. Personal adjustments are being made on both sides. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Kakashi knows he has to go meet his genin team but he keeps getting distracted. Why is he so late? Is it his new born daughter? His sexy girlfriend? Either way he made a bad impression on his genin team, but was it worth it? LEMON (the possibility of being extended if there are enough responses)

This is an extension of Ch. 16 of A Revolutionary's Tale, and it is pure KakashixOC smut. Really nothing else. So you have been warned.

She needs him, needs a lot of things; needs to inspect his head for herself and make sure he didn't crack it open, because he's an idiot. She needs to apologize and berate, needs to trace his jaw with her fingertips, unearth the seasons in his eyes, taste his Quidditch-sky-laden lips.

Part 3 - Henry's patience and kindness is slowly chipping away Julia's wall and their friendship grows. R & R enjoy.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Loki is dissatisfied with his chosen lovers stamina. Can he train her to keep up? Or will his patience snap before she is close? Only time will tell.

I wonder if Tom has a submissive side? he's a taste of what it might be like to dominate Tom Hiddleston.

Come, Step inside. Don't be shy. Enjoy my little PlayLand, and let your fantasies fly.

King Éomer has been gone for months because he left to aid Aragorn with the eradication of a horde of orcs to the south, and his lady wife Lothíriel eagerly awaits his return alone in Meduseld. Warning: rated M for Mature audiences only. One-shot. This is the first smut I've ever written; please feel free to give feedback.

Part 2 of Birds of a Feather. Julia has secrets, ones she not ready to share...not yet anyway. Henry's life is pretty complete, so he thinks, at least until he meets Julia. R&R. Henry, OC, Walt, Vic, and the rest of the gang eventually.

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

A series of drabbles for a WIP as in I am still working on the finer points of the plot and trying to seal some plot holes, for a longer work. Henry/Cassidy (OC or Reader can't decide)

It wasn't enough that she had to go on a six month mission with Neji, but now Naruto decided to insult her gender! It's up to her to prove both of them wrong. Neji x OC Rated M for the very biggest of reasons.

Part 1 - Have you ever met someone who you just connected with? Someone who understood you and you them? Feels kind of nice, doesn't it? Henry and OC, R&R, Part 2 to follow.

When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy [Currently re-editing. 5/2018]

Each member of the Continental Congress has their own doubts, opinions, troubles, and dreams-if only their fellow delegates knew how they secretly felt. "10 Things" format, based on the musical 1776. I'll take requests on which delegate to do next.

Severus finally gets the position he has always wanted, but it means dealing with a new Potions professor and a woman from his past. Takes place during the HBP, DH and beyond. AU. Rated M for later chapters. COMPLETE.

AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.

Kabuto 'experaments' on a captive Ami and ... well, you'll see Kabuto x OC lemon

Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.

Princess Lothíriel of Dol Amroth finds her peace of mind disturbed by the arrival of a courier from Rohan. What she does not realize, however, is the fact that this is only the beginning... A tale of carpets, cabbages and cold water.

Ian Howe thought that their marriage was only based on sex and designer wear. It meant so much more---at least to her. Post-NT, Ian/OC, Lemons

When Edward Rutledge gets asked to do his own line of clothing, John Adams and his friends suspect that there is something more troublesome than flamboyant outfits to worry about. Based on the Broadway musical 1776.

Anne Wrightly and her family have made the move from New York to Pennsylvania. As she meets certain members of the Congress, her heart is torn in a fight between the life she knows in New York, and the new love she has found in Pennsylvania.

Your favorite musicals, ultracondensed.

The only way Jefferson will write the Declaration is if Adams can send for his sweet little wife Martha. He is able to do so because of an unexpected helper... So he thinks. The ultimate 1776 crack-fic... that I've come up with so far.

The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first

Did Richard Henry Lee seem a bit too confident in his ability to persuade the House of Burgesses to advocate independency? What if he had overestimated himself? Based on movie/musical 1776.

John Adams is the same obnoxious and disliked character we all know and love... only now, he and his fellow congressmen are high school students. Based on the movie/musical 1776. Quick note to avoid any confusion- This is set in modern times, not 1776.

It's 1776 and congress has become nothing more than a room full of disorderly, immature, spoiled brats. Hancock has had enough. Based on movie/musical 1776. Note: This story IS a parody. If characters seem overdone/exaggerated, it was intentional.

From 1776. John Dickinson confronts his feelings for John Adams. Slash

A random list is made of all the members of congress. They then proceed to bicker and fight among themselves as to what is true and what is false. A random collection of junk that goes through my mind when watchng the movie.

1776 and Les Miserables What if Les Amis de l'ABC weren't the first people to sing Drink with Me?

Snape discovers the existence of a magically gifted young woman who never received an invitation to Hogwarts. But as the final confrontation with Voldemort approaches, can Snape protect her from those around her...including himself? Epilogue DH spoilers.

The story of Lothíriel. How to follow a rainbow. There and NOT back again. Tenth Walker Story. Based on the books as accurately as possible. Book 1, Chapters 1 to 36, won the 'Faramir Goes To Rivendell MEFA Award 2005'.

A new girl at Hogwarts reminds Snape of a woman from his past. Their connection leads Snape to a shocking discovery that has longlasting consequences.

Potions Master, Death Eater, Professor, Spy... Severus Snape has played many roles in his life, but is he up to the biggest challenge yet? Sequel to Simply Irresistible

[COMPLETED] OneShot bit of random fluff my friend and I cooked up. In a HIGHLY unlikely circumstance, what would happen if Raoul and Erik got together, got drunk, and decided to talk about the woman they love?

After tea leaves predict romance for Snape, he makes a sardonic wish on a falling star for a woman who enjoys Potions, dungeons, and malevolent bats like him. Alternate sixth year story with a sequel, 'Don't Call Me Daddy', also complete.

When you've married for practical reasons rather than love, a wedding night can be an unnerving experience...and sometimes the start of something more. Eomer, Lothiriel. Rated R for a reason...

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.