Hiya!, Although I do not write FanFiction I do have a passion for reading them! From my time joining FanFiction.net I have collected alot of favourite stories along the way and want to share a piece of the stories that I will forever love! I'll start to update these every time I find a great story that absolutely needs to be shared with others!

Age 18

Gender Female

Favourite pairings Draco/Harry or Harry/Draco, SasuNaru or NaruSasu, Kakashi/Iruka (no other way! aha) Dark/Daisuke, Remus/Sirius/Severus... I definitely have lots more fav pairings.

Funny Quotes from great stories

"Your hair looks like a bird's ass. Please tell me you don't make the conscious decision to style it like that in the morning."

"Big words for an idiot. Would you like to discuss the way I look with the fan club that I have and you don't?"

"That was a low blow, asshole."

"You know," Sakura interjected, innocently looking down at the assignment, "blue and orange are complementary colours."

Her mischievous laughter rang out throughout the room, only getting louder as the two boys' began to indignantly splutter as they fully registered her comments.

Perceptual Organization by Kinomi Akai

Amusing Quotes from Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"

"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask you something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. "You may ask me one more thing, however."
"What do you see when you look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."

"What's that?" Said one of the twins suddenly, pointing at Harry's lightning scar.
"Blimey," said the other twin. "Are you –?"
"He is," said the first twin. "Aren't' you?" he added to Harry.
"What?" said Harry.
"Harry Potter," chorused the twins.
"Oh, him," said Harry, "I mean, yes, I am."

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ron: "Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?"

Ron: "Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back."

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."

Professor Lupin: "Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus."
Class: "Riddikulus!"
Professor Lupin: "And again!"
Class: "Riddikulus!"
Malfoy: "This class is ridiculous."

Ron was staring at Pettigrew with the utmost revulsion. "I let you sleep in my bed!" he said.

George looked up in time to see Malfoy pretending to faint with terror again.
"That little git," he said calmly. "He wasn't so cocky last night when the Dementors were down our end of the train. Came running into our compartment, didn't he, Fred?"
"Nearly wet himself," said Fred, with a contemptuous glance at Malfoy.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Hermione: "Harry, I've been thinking -- you know what we've got to do, don't you? Straight away, the moment we get back to the castle?"
Harry: "Yeah, give Ron a good kick up the--"
Hermione: "Write to Sirius."

"Wild!" he said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again ... and again ... and again. . ." - Ron.

"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around..."

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

"I do," she [Moaning Myrtle] said, with a sulky little shrug, "but that doesn't mean I can't visit other places. I came and saw you in your bath once, remember?"
"Vividly," said Harry.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Fred: "He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.