...Hello? ...Anyone out there...?

AH HA!!!
Yes, I see you. Come closer. You will suffer no pain as I drive you insane...
Which rhymes.
Bwa ha ha.

Name: Guess. I'll give you a hint. It has a vowel. Anyway, you may call me Kai, short for Kaichou. If you get out an English to Japanese dictionary you'll get my Fictionpress pen name.
Age: I have a very old soul, my body of fourteen is even older.
Appearence: 5'9" with size 11 feet. Rather chubby with pale and pastey skin from rarely going outside (I sadly will admit that over the summer I gained some color... which rhymes). My hair is rather short, black, and curly. I have been trying to grow it out for the longest time but it seemes to want to defy physics by growing upwards (causing me to be teased quite a bunch by my peers for having an "afro") and to want to defy the laws of nature by attacking and digesting all inanimate objects/bugs that somehow become entangled. Sometimes said objects will disappear and reappear at a later date when a teacher is touching my head to say what soft hair I have when they scream and pull back because they have just been stabbed by a rouge pencil.
So the only things I like my hair for is it's amazing ability to be soft when it decideds I have used the correct shampoo and the fact that it makes a very good threat to say I will have my hair eat said person if they continue to harass it's appeaence.
My eyes are either brown or green depending on the day and on occations a combination. Unfourtunately I was not the one who picked this up but a friend who now everyday stares at my eyes and declares what color they are that day. Yes, he is a freak but he is my friend. Dun say anything about him or my hair will engulf whatever brain you seem to think you posess. I should know. It tried to get my own mind but it soon realised it's attemps were in vain because either I was born without one or sold it in an attempt to get enough money to buy a chocolate bar. Apparently it wasn't worth much seeing as I do not remember eating any chocolate whenever that must've happened.
I also have an abundance of freckles and three have formed their own version of the Burmuda Triangle on the left side of my nose.
I can not see out of my left eye.
Location: I live in town which I have affectionatly nicknamed "Hickville" in the good ol' US of A (currently being run by Republican's such as my father, I hope a day when Independants will reign supreme but that's just me).
Family: I live with both my parents, younger brother, and little Jack Russel Terrier puppy who we found upon his adoption had been given the uniqe name "Jack". I love him to bits and he is currently sleeping on my lap as I type this.
Friends: *blinks* What word is this... "friends"... Just messin' wit' ya. I have friends whom I would all kill for and three of them use this site so they better thank me later for now I'm advertising for them. Sheesh... I've sunk low. They are:
blackblade2
GirlMaverick
GoddessChloe
Likes: Long walks on the beach and diners by candlelight... scratch that. I love reading and writing and my favorite sports are swimming, hockey, and chess (is too a sport). I love anime and manga and my current obsessions are Yu-Gi-Oh and Yu Yu Hakusho. I also love taking pictures, drawing/painting, computers, and Science class. My friends, family, puppy, love, puzzles, milk, gingerale, roleplaying, and oatmeal.
Dislikes: Anyone who hates an entire group of people they have not met, my disease, my bro's disease. Math. I pretty much love evrthing so this list won't get long. Life is too good to waste on hate. ^_^

~Muses~ I'LL GIVE THEM BIOS TOMMOROW!
Yami no Unity-Girl:
Kizeah:
Chibi Dude:
Simon:
Adison:
Hadrian:
Lynn:
Karissa:
Dillon:
Ruby:
Riyad:

ALERT ALERT!!! ENTERING RANT MODE!!!

~On Y/YY vs. YY/Y~
IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME. ANY DINAMIC CAN BE GIVEN PROOF OF. IT DEPENDS ON WHAT P.O.V YOU HAVE TO DESIDE. I READ BOTH.

~On Anzu~
I will admit this freely. I do not like the girl. In the first few issues of the manga she was pretty spicy but then... it fizzeled. Though she is one of Yugi's oldest friends and they have a strong bond AND she was his only friend for a long time... She has always seemed to be just a plot excuse. Some reason for Yami to save something, a damsel in distress one might say. I do not like girls like that. I only forgive Shizuka because of her age and along with that she is coping with a screwed up family-life and has just recovered from eye-surgery.
Anzu... has a pretty perfect life and her only purpose is to serve as the lead character's love interest. A character with no-depth who is on-screen far to much.
(I'll admit, she was cool when she was dueling the Penguin-dude. ^_^)
You might be saying to yourself "but she does have depth, she cares for everyone around her and loves to help others".
Mary-Sue
Anyway, even though I do not like her I do not like, nor stand-for, Anzu-bashing. I think anyone who does not stick to the character's true nature and writes them in as they fantasize the person to be is not being true to the art of writing and the stories are utter gar-bage. With the french accent.
Only in humor-fics do I make an acception.
We all know that in the manga/show Anzu cares deeply for her friends, Yugi, and loves Yami.
That was the major turn-off however because Yugi is my favorite character and he is/was absolutely head-over-heals for the girl and she goes for his more "macho" side or however it's spelt.
The point being, I don't like her, but bashing is worse then she deserves.

~On why Y/YY is~
Can... not... think... ask... tommorow...