SierraMarie2411
 Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Vampire Kisses, Just Listen, and Harry Potter. Hey people of Fanfiction!! lol. My name is Sierra, and i'm a huge freak for twilight. I've not been able to update in a REALLY long time, but i just moved in with my Grandparents, and this computer is literaly a dino!! Its slow as hell, and the writing program is stupid. Lol. Anyway, so i won't be updating as much as i'd like to. =( Any way, here's a little more about myself: About ME!! 1.) I'm 13 years old, my birthday is December 19,th, don't forget it either!! 2.) I have ALOT of bff's and they are, Hayley( xXTwilighter2243Xx), Kevin (the writer1025), Emily, Amy, Kasi, Jessica, Gaby, Michelle, Jack, Keisha, Jason, Justin a.k.a KITTY!! (its an inside joke, Hayley and kevin would get it, lol), Chris, Jared, Owen, Pete, Kate, Breanna, Kyle, Ethan, Jordan, Tyler, Cheyanne, Laura, Lowie, Fish, (Had to be in my 7th grade math class), Ellen, Rachael, Kristina, Hannah, Sarah, Anthony, Dylan, (He;s my WONDERFUL bf) Eric, Jeff, Vanessa, lizzie, Elizabeth, Paige, Dina, Katina, Nicole, Alyssa, Elizabeth, Theresa, Raven, Sthephanie, Alexis, Alex, yeah so this list could go on and on, but i'm gonna stop there, lol. 3.) I play in the bass line in the school band. (Bass Clarinet, but i can also play clarinet. (No dur!)) 4.) I take dance classes, Ballet and jazz So yeah, thats a little bit about me. Now i'm just gonna paste random crap, lol. Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know ~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~ Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Dylan 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Green 3. Your first initial? S 4. Your month of birth? December 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black. (No, i'm not emo, white is just too boring!) 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Hayley 7. Your favorite number? 123456789 lol 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish i could live in Florida Are you done? Um, idk, am i?? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. 1. Alice 2. Esme 3. Rosalie 4. Bella 5. Angela 6. Jessica 7. Carlisle 8. Jasper 9. Emmett 10. Jacob 11. Mike 12. Edward 1.Ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No. I don't see why not, even though both are already in a relationship... 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Umm no, because then that would make me bi. EWWW 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? WOOOW!! What happened to the world?? 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? yea, but i totally forgot the name. It was really goood though!! 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NO!! That would be weird, since they don't know each other 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five-ten. I think Angela and Jacob would be a cute couple 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having making-out? WOW!! AWKARD SITUATION!! 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Ever since Jacob has been hanging around the Cullen's house, Rosalie starts to discover she is falling in love with him. She tells Jacob, and he runs off and tells Emmett. What'll happen between Rose and Emmett? 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Not really. Alice and Jasper were ment to be. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. The vampire men (??) 11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Under pressure!! LOL 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING!! ANGELA GETS MURDERED BY TWO VAMPIRES!! 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? NEVER Edward Cullen Sexier than you since 1901 and for MY character Hayley Elizabeth Masen, Edwards sister(She becomes a Cullen): Hayley Cullen crazier than you since 1905 Her best friend Aly: Stranger than you since 1996 Jasper Hale Smoother than you since 1843 Bella Swan Luckier than you will ever be. Rosalie Hale Prettier than you since 1915 Alice Cullen Quirkier than you since 1901 Emmett Cullen Stronger than you since 1915 Random: If when you have a child, you would consider naming him Edward or Anthony copy this into your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Subject: a rape story You are one fucking sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers His fingers going up me; pulling away No answer, i feel the pain inside me; him His friend; pulling at my nightie I squirm; as Daddy friend pulls me up I can feel my skin rip; my virginity breaking free Daddys laughing; why does he laugh? They smile at one another; laugh to I can hardly breathe; i gag for air I stare into his eyes; that look upon me Finally they get of and lie me on the sofa "Why Daddy? Please tell me why?" He puts my nightie on me "Night sweet Girl; You are my life" I watch the Moon go down; the sun come up But one night daddy took it too far I was blindfolded and my hands were tied back I begged daddy "Please no more!" He went back into the car and pulled out a bat Please if you care for all the children and women who have been raped If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Twilightobsessed12345 If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123 Twilightobsessed12345,Sierra cullen101 Have you ever noticed that Boys in Books are Better? If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile Your not crazy if you debate with yourself, your only crazy when you lose. If you agree, copy and paste into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have a thing for pasting things on your profile, paste this on your profile If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile. If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. If you have a profile, paste this on your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. ~HELP I'VE FALLEN AND...hey nice carpet!!~ If you found that amusing, paste it into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile. If you have a crush on a book character copy and post this into your profile. If you hate posers, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told it is uncool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing at the others. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, paste this onto your profile. If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If before you read Twilight, you thought it was going to be a corny book, but after you read it you fell in love with it and all of its characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think I write ridiculous copy-and-paste-thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you refuse to copy and paste anything onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you got tricked by that last copy and paste thing, and your not ashamed, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish you had a emo hamster, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, TayMelia, JadisSnape, BellaCullen2312, Twilightobsessed12345 Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. \AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, Aeieo, JadisSnape, BellaCullen2312, Twilightobsessed12345 If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your prifile. If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile. If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile. If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy this into your profile. If you ever look at someone and stare at them because they are talking about some new gadget or gizmo that you have no clue about, copy this into your profile. If you do random junk, definetly copy all of the above into your profile. If you have nothing else to do, copy everything into your profile. If you are getting tired of this, go read something, or copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into you're profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have small fit because you love him so much, copy this into you're profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile. MY OWN COPY AND PASTE THINGIES: If you have ever had a dream, woken up and thought that the dream was real for a whole day, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever gotten really pissed at your mom for waking you up for school during a really good dream, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever referred to someone who wasn't really family as family, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever called a teacher mom, copy and paste this into your profile If that last copy and paste thing made you smile and blush, copy and pastte this into your profile If you know what OECD is and you have it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have written a twilight script (REMADE OF COURSE) With new characters, copy and paste this into your profile If you are so bored and there is someone near you who you don't know laugh out loud at this and copy it into your profile If You have OECD, OCCD, OEsCD,OEmCD, ORHD, OJHD, OBSD, OACD, OTD, annndd OCD then copy and paste this into your profile If you think this should be the last copy and paste thing on my profile copy and paste this into your profile If you are getting pissed at me as you read this copy and paste this into your profile If you think one of your teachers should go die in a hole, copy and paste this into your profile ), copy and paste this into your profile I'm doonnnneee, copy and paste this into your profile The holy words of twilight Our Edward, Stuff I thought was funny! When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!" An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit! I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmellows and flirting with the firemen. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that 16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. TEAM EDWARD (JACOB SUCKS!) If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man (And women!)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hott...copy and paste this onto your profile. 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If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile. If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you relate everything to Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile If you still laugh rereading Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Maximum Ride, --Twilight If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then what is the opposite of 'progress'? If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile. If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy nto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile. 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If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. That is called a wall. but beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me, for i have attempted this many times before. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? HA HA...SEND THIS TO MORE PEOPLE,..OR RE-POST...JUST TO MAKE 'EM CURIOUS!! Yesterday is history...tomorrow is a mystery...but today is a gift...that is why it is called the present! BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS: FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the shit out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -Bitch- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know) BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap. My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more. 25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES " If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay." Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it. I thougt this was really sweet! If i dont call you When i walk away from you mad When i stare at your mouth When i push you or hit you When i start cussing at you When im quiet When i ignore you When i pull away When you see me at my worst When you see me start crying When you see me walking When i'm scared When i lay my head on your shoulder When i grab at your hands When i tease you When i dont answer for a long time When i look at you with doubt When i say that i like you When i bump into you When i tell you a secret When i look at you in your eyes When i miss you When you break my heart When i say its over One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?'). 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too! Here's over 50 different ways to Annoy Edward easily. 1. Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every loud when Bella is around to hear it. 2. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception. 3. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob. 4. Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY) YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET bobba NOW! And repeat. Over and over and over. 5. Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question. 6. For his birthday give him a 100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food. 7. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert. 8. Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it. 9. Color on all his Bella pictures with permanent to replace them. 10. Ask him to be a vampire with you for Halloween. (A.N. That has got to be the easiest costume for him!) 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice. 12. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a DOG 13. Picture yourself with no clothes and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you, call him a liar when he says no. 14. Tell him Bella’s in love with Mike and she has been 'doing' things with him. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike. 15. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn. 16. Make him watch the 'Twilight' movie. 17. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues. 18. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it. 19. Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson. 20. Ask him if he's ever done it. When he says no, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster. 21. Make him watch 'Hairspray' with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people. 22. Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his stereo. 23. Start singing 'Paper cut' around him constantly. 24. Tell him that Paul imprinted on him. 25. Glue pictures of Jacob all over his walls. 26. Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any. 27. When you 'discover' he's a vampire, throw holy water on him and shout,"The power of Christ compels you!" 28. Make a lifelike Bella dummy (with Bella audio) and throw it into a fire. (A.N. Or have ane burn it mentally, and she'll be happy since she can't burn Bella either.) 29. Bake him a birthday cake with 107 candles and make frequent jokes about him being "over the hill" 30. Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go,"Don't worry, its just his time of the month." 31. Volunteer him for a blood drive. 32. Ask him what Hogwarts was like and why he didn't just eat Voldy. (Voldemort. The bald guy who wants to kill Harry.) 33. Paint his piano neon pink. Refuse to buy a new one. 34. Get a shock collar with sequins on it and have Emmett put it on Edward. Give Jacob the remote. 35. Tell him Alice saw that if he wanted to blend in with humans, he had to wear matching pink liquid eyeliner and nail polish. 36. Paint his Vanquish Pepto Bismol pink. 37. Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!" 38. Follow him around concentrating really hard on songs from shows such as 'Barney' and 'The Wiggles'. 39. Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating. 40. Tell Aro that Edward would like to set up a ball room dancing class with him and the rest of the volturi. 41. Dye his hair blue and give him round black sunglasses and threaten to hide Bella if he doesn't wear them to school. 42. Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon. 43. Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes 44. Spray cheese into his mouth and force him to swallow it, all the while yelling, "WHAT'S WRONG EDWARD, DON'T YOU LIKE THE CHEEEEEEEESE?! 45. Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it. 46. Make him drive you to La Push so you can jump back and forth on the boundary line screaming "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land! "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" etc 47. Make him watch 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'. Mouth the word "Cedward!" in his general direction. 48. Paint his Volvo pink and write “I love Jacob” all over it 49. Sing "It’s a Small World" over and over in your head and follow him around. 50. Give his number to Jessica, and tell her he’s interested. 51. Ask him about Bella’s eighteenth birthday party. 52. Just think of the color black when he's around so he thinks he can't read your mind either. 53. Take every picture of him and draw fangs on them. 54. Watch 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' and cry hysterically screaming "No Edward!" when Cedric dies. 55. Refer to him as "Eddie". 56. Prank call him saying you have kidnapped Bella and will only accept his Volvo as ransom. 57. Ask him where he buys his contact lenses. Daily. For about, ooh, a year. 58. Eye him suspicously every time he walks past, gripping a crusifix and throwing strings of garlic around your neck. 59. Sing "I Know A Song That'll Get On Your Nerves" in your head continually, over and over again, he'll go insane in less then three hours guarenteed. (A.N. That pretty much is the song!) 60. Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is. 61. Get Carlisle to have "The Talk" with him. 62. Offer to put mountain lions on the endangered species list. 63. Run around the school with flyers that say "Save the Mountain Lion!" 64. Tell him Darth Vader is his father 65. Make Bella president of the 'La Push Cliff Diving Society'. 66. Randomly run up with a stake yelling "Die, fiend!" 67. Superglue Bella's window shut. 68. In front of Nessie, say aren't you glad you didn't kill the little brat. 69. Remind him that Jacob and Nessie are eventually going to...well you know. 70. Say, "Wow, you lost your virginity at 107 and your daughter is going to lose hers at 7 to the guy who was in love with your wife." 71. Go up to him and say "Humans are friends, not food." Continue to think this throughout biology class. (A.N. I love that from Finding Nemo!) 72. Purposely slice your finger open from a piece of paper then wave it in his face and squeel, "EDDIE! KISS IT BETTER!" 73. Every time you take a picture of him, ask him if he'll show up when you print it out. 74. Before you print it out, photoshop it so he doesn't show up in it out and show it to him. 75. Continually poke him with a pencil muttering quietly about how it's the closest thing to a wooden stake you can get. 76. For his birthday, buy him spray-on tan. 77. Challenge him to an eating contest and bet all of his money that you'll win. (A.N I should try that once I find out he's real! But do not take that bet with the werewolves.) 78. Whenever he comes near you, eye him suspiciously and put a scarf around your neck. 79. Cover his yard with "Beware of Vampire" signs. 80. Make an "I love Jacob" website and say Bella made it. 81. Write a long, detailed, novel about how the werewolves destroy the vampire race. 82. Tell him over and over again, "Nessie loves a werewolf. AKA The guy who was in love with your wife!" 83. Tell him that Nessie is Jaspers daughter. 84. Make him watch 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' with you. Continually ask him "Which one are you in there Eddie? Is it him, him him... etc?" Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Someone out there either has too much DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. I thougt this was really sweet! If i dont call you When i walk away from you mad When i stare at your mouth When i push you or hit you When i start cussing at you When im quiet When i ignore you When i pull away When you see me at my worst When you see me start crying When you see me walking When i'm scared When i lay my head on your shoulder When i grab at your hands When i tease you When i dont answer for a long time When i look at you with doubt When i say that i like you When i bump into you When i tell you a secret When i look at you in your eyes When i miss you When you break my heart When i say its over () () Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) me: Weres the cookies! :D Evil people: Right here! me: YAY can I have one ? Evil people: NO! me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Now say the word "cow" after each word: Cows Now say the word "cow" before and after each word: Cows Now read from the bottom up: Cows Read every sentence V This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. X If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! I love the Jonas Brothers so... Hello Beautiful, it's 7:05 here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. But Hey, We're Gonna Be Alright, because I'll Be Be Good to you. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You, and you still Got Me Going Crazy. I dont wanna be Just Friends, and I wish I was the Girl of Your Dreams. I'm Burnin' Up to be your Lovebug. I don't want Tonight to be a One Man Show, because all you ever say is "Hellogoodbye." We Got The Party With US, so I'll just wait A Little Bit Longer, because right now I Can't Have You. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, so I'm Sorry, but I Am What I Am, so stop Pushin Me Away! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before you would Please Be Mine but we can always take One Day At A Time. Don't Walk Away, because then I'll be Wrong Again. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Take a Breath, and Goodnight and Goodbye! This one is cool can read this This is weird, but interesting! If you YAY My brain is smart! I can read it! LOL! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love High School Musical, Twilight, Harry Potter and Jonas Brothers and not afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A EDWARD CULLEN OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME EDWARD YOU FREAK OUT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY EVEN MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU CRIED WHEN EDWARD LEFT IN NEW MOON COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. ( Why did he havce to leave! :'S I cried for ages! I also Read it on the computer so when it had the months I thought the book was over! LOL) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (if? LMAO! how about daily?!) If you or your best friends are insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" or "Emmett" or "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love them/ him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (i can't help it!!) If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile (Try 4am lol I read twilight and more than half of New Moon in one night! Started at 9pm and got more then half way through New Moon by 4am) If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.(AND HP!!) If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you kicked, screamed, and throw New Moon at the wall and then run and got it to continue reading it when Jacob kissed Bella twice and did the same thing again, copy and paste this onto your profile.(Uh maybe not the book. but i threw a big fit!!) And if you think I should shut up and wright more fanfic slap me and say Hell yes, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253 A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? ALL OF THEM! How long did it take you to read the books? Twilight: I read both Twilight and way more then half of New Moon in 7 hours to be exact! (Some of you might think nerd, dork or geek but I can assure you just because I can read quickly doesnt mean im a nerd it just means I love to read good books! I am sure many people love to read some just dont tell anyone, But I dont care what you think of me all I know is that I love to read and im not going to let anyone change that! I read all the books in less then 5 days! Who introduced you to the books? My auntie was into them (she loves to read) and brought the movie when it came out. She was staying with us at the time. I was on the computer (this was before I discovered this wonderful site) And I glanced at the TV and got stuck into it. I then went searching for it on the internet so I could read it and found them. I read Twilight and New Moon in 7 hours (my auntie had the books and was at her house). My auntie sent Twilight and New Moon (the books) the very next day. I read the rest of New Moon and borrowed the other two books from a friend and so on lol! I got 100 and brought the books for myself and blah blah blah! LOL sorry about that i got carried away i didnt mean to give you my life story! Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? I belive I said that in my life story above lol! I brought them after I borrowed them! Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? Midnight Sun! The other two are already out! What's your dream ending to the series? I already have read the end of the story! Sadly all good things come to an end! Favorites: Tie with Edward (of course lol), Alice, Esme and Bella! Who's your favorite vampire? Tie with Edward and Alice! Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "May I?"-Alice, You're the first one to ask." -Bella "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"-Bella "Why am I covered in feathers?"-Bella "You do smell nice, I never noticed before"-Alice "Will you stop trying to take your clothes off."-Edward "So thats why Sam is black, black heart, black fur." Quil "and your chocolate fur is what? how sweet you are?" Sam "You are my life now." -Edward What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? the kiss scene in Twilight and the Prom and the meadow What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When she punched him!! lol How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? The first meeting/ or when she is getting Bella for the dance at the end of the first book(scene on Stephenie Meyer's website) What was your favorite adventure/battle? The James one in Twilight and the Eclipse one. Which book cover was your favorite? Hard to choose! LOL Are these books among your favorite books of all? Um... YES! I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever! I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now! SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again... If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet! My VAMPIRE can beat up your WEREWOLF!! What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for." "Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you." "If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words." "Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." ~ Emmett Cullen GIRL COMEBACKS!! Boy Girl "Where have you been all my life?" "Running away from you." "Are you an angel from heaven?" "No, I'm a vampire from hell." "Your place or mine?" "Both, you go to yours, and I go to mine." "Your feisty, I like that." "You're smelly, go away." "My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats." "My dad runs that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me." "I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages." "I have a high kick. And they love to land on..." Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987 Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know |
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