NICKNAMES: DollFace, Thick'az, Harley-Quinn

NAME: Abby

AGE: 19

SEX: Female

I am old enough to know better but young enough to do it again

--Nine Things i Hate About People--

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for

the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their Ass Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

NARUTO PICK- UP LINES DOOMED TO FAIL:

KIBA: IF I SAID YOU HAD A NICE BODY WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST MINE

KANKURO: HEY BABY! IM LIKE A RUBIX CUBE THE MORE YOU PLAY WITH ME THE HARDER I GET

GAARA: YOU BE AN ICEBURG AND I'LL BE THE TITANIC I'LL GO DOWN ON YOU

SHIKAMARU: IF I BIT MY LIP WOULD YOU KISS IT BETTER

SHINO: DO YOU HAVE A MAP I GOT LOST IN YOUR EYES

NARUTO: IF I TOSSED THIS 50 CENT COIN WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF ME GETTING HEAD

SASUKE: I'M NOT DOING THIS...

LEE: BE MY GIRLFRIEND !!

NARUTO (AGAIN): FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE ME!!