Hi there,

I'm your average teenage human, surrounded by a healthy amount of friends and family while living the life I can live best. I enjoy reading a lot of different stories within a lot of different genres, though I find "Naruto" to be the fandom I write the most within I read the most within the "Bleach" and "Harry Potter" fandoms. I don't care much for pairings and characters, as it's the plot that makes me want to read a story (of course, if I read a PWP, I read it for the pairing or characters).

Feel free to message me regarding something/anything you'd like to see in a small story. I usually write PWPs and things with more mature themes in general, but I can also write more gentle stories with romance if that's what you'd like to see. From a moral standpoint there are certain things I won't write.

You can also find me on Archive of Our Own, where I go under the same username. I publish the same stories there and here.

Where Is The Magic: A Little About My Stories

This is what's going on at the moment. Some stuff I've posted, others I've scrapped and some are simply gathering dust on my hard-drive. If you think a title sounds interesting, contact me and make sure I get my arse going so I can post it sometime. I usually write heterosexual stuff, as that's what I'm most familiar with, but I've got no qualms about writing slash and/or femslash, so sometimes you'll find one of those popping up a bit randomly.

"From Lima To Stockholm" – (100%) Online
One of those dark themes most people think about writing at some point; Naruto selling her body. Mizuki/FemNaru

"Incestuous Intimacy" – (20%) Plotbunny of Death
Naruto and her brother delve into the most taboo of acts, incest. Menma/FemNaru

"Inside of You" – (75%) Plotbunny of Death
No amount of liquor or smoking could make her loose all sense of rationality as when a dare is put on the table. Sasu/FemNaru

"Wanna Shag?" – (30%) Hiatus
Casual sex was supposed to be easy. There were supposed to be no strings attached, but when Naruto is the one not able to keep her part of the deal, shit hits the fan. Sasu/FemNaru

"Hollywood Whore" – (1%) Idea
The adult film industry has got its ups and downs. Naruto never though shagging could be so hard. Several/FemNaru

"Shoes & Cats" – (1%) Idea
The city that never sleeps has got one stubborn inhabitant hell-bent on making that woman hers. Ino/FemNaru

"I Dreamed a Dream" – (1%) Idea
Some marriages are those built on roses, while others are those built on thorns. Naruto can relate to this as she's stuck in a loveless marriage where her husband Obito is living the life, both in and out of bed. It's a shame it's not their bed. Obito/FemNaru

Requests By Fellow Authors And Friends

As some of you may know, I take requests (when I've got the time), and these are the requests so far. They will most likely involve a female or male Naruto, as that is what I usually write.

"Shika-pow-wow!" as requested by a horny IRL bloke o' mine
Naruto receives head for the first time. Shika/FemNaru

"Beyond the Pale" as requested by anonymous
A gentle and romantic Christmas story. Kakashi/FemNaru

"Strap It On, Baby" as requested by ssvidel3
Naruto being dominated like crazy by her girlfriend. Sakura/FemNaru