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Joined 11-02-10, id: 2599943, Profile Updated: 08-09-11
Author has written 5 stories for Vampire Academy.

Soo... What is there to tell about me? I am age 1-100. I live on Mars. (Okay, not really, but how cool would that be?) I love to read. My favorite books are... You know? I'm not going to bore you with that crap. I just have to say screw the Twilight series. (Sorry to you fans. No offense intended. I do love Stephanie as a writer though.) Nevershoutnever!, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and Green Day are my favorite bands. Writing is the bestt! I love reading everyone's stories. It's nice knowing I'm not the only person in this world with an imagination. :)

Frankly, I am neither Team Adrian nor Dimitri. They are both great guys and deserve the same. They both have their own ups and downs. Well, I have reasoning for my thinking! Dimitri is a kick-butt (Sorry, I don't swear unless it's a character in my stories.) God, as some people might say. And how freaking awesome would it be to walk in people's dreams? And they both have their sweet moments as well as their... not so sweet moments.

Favorite food? Eh, I like Hot Pockets and bologna sandwiches. I'm a pretty easy girl to please.

When I'm not writing or weirding people out on the internet, I do have a life, as hard as that is to believe. I go bowling with my awesome friends, Bethany, Keaton, And Andrew. 75 Points! Yet to be beat! :D I also love taking pictures. My dad owns a photography company and I've learned a lot from him. I want to go around the world taking pictures. Who knows? In a couple of years, you might see me on your street. :)

I've just gotten into Fanfiction.net. I started about the beginning of November. I've got 4 stories going on and one in mind. (Yes, it's going to be awesome!) Please Read them? I would love that. Could you also reply? I want to know what you think! Or otherwise I can't make it better! Is that what R&R means? Read and Reply? I don't want to say that and look like a fool so I'm just not going to say it for now(:

Well, it's been fun chatting with you guys, but I've got a Hot Pocket to eat and a Rose Hathaway to torture! :) (Kidding! Just kidding!)

-Jessi

Stories

Things Left Unsaid.

This story is basically about what I think might happen after Spirit Bound. (Trust me... It's not necessarily what I want to happen. Just what my fingers make the pencil write.) Well, what happens is Rose is sitting in her jail cell trying to take in that she's about to die when she is let free. As Rose would say... "What the hell?" Soon, she goes on a mission to find out who did it. Who did it you ask? Well, you'll just have to read the story and find out. :) ;) (And if you would like to, tell me what you want to happen too! I'm open for ideas!)

Fan Mail for the Vampire Academy Cast!

I know I know... It's been done before! But I have curiosity! I want to see what it's like to start a fan mail like any other person here! Well, I haven't gotten many comments, so think! Think! Think! I'm bored here people! :)

Can My Heart Mend?

This one is about how Rose takes it when Dimitri says "Love fades. Mine Has." She doesn't take it well. Because she loves him. (Who wouldn't?!?) :D

Love, Revenge, And a Western Novel?

Rose gets back at Dimitri for embarrassing her in public. She goes into his room and what does she find? But a box... What's in it? What does this mean for Rose? Dimitri? Find out my reading the story!

This one is a mystery... :)

No, seriously, it is a mystery to you all at this point. I haven't posted it yet. But I'm writing and I'm excited! :)

If you know someone who has/had breast cancer, put this on your profile.

I know everything in the world. I just usually forget it all...

If a man loved a woman with no brain, he would love no woman.

I'm the kind of person that would go walk miles to a friends house just to say hi. ~Jessi

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment). And a girl who knows that real friends wouldn't ask you to change. Who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Captain America.(: Who can express herself better with words than with anything else, and knows the importance of the little things. Because staying true to yourself is staying true to the world.

I'm the kind of person that would call you up and ask, "Want to go skydiving?" ~Jessi

Don't underestimate the short... ~Jessi

God gave you free will so you could be anything you wanted to be. Don't waste it.

If you can't have respect for everyone in the world, you can't have respect for yourself. ~Jessi

Don't regret anything. Life is too short.

It doesn't matter what anyone says about you. What do you think of yourself? ~Jessi

Everyone has something they want. A prettier face, a better body, more money, or maybe even a better family. What makes me sad is that people can't look at themselves and everything they have and say, "This is what everyone wants."~ Jessi

Yea. I'm loud. I'm crazy. I get freaked out when I see a chipmunk. (They're sooo cute!!) I hate twilight. I love Munro Chambers. I'm a dork. I drink pickle juice. But you know what? That's what makes me me. If you can't accept that then you can move your sorry little butt away. Don't hate me cuz you aint me. ~ Jessi

I got my guitar. I got my notebook. What better way to spend a weekend then being at the park, writing songs? ~Jessi

If a genie came up to me and told me I could have one wish, I would wish for world peace. ~Jessi

I'm the kind of person that would get a tattoo of a dot on my hand just to be able to say, "Look! I've got a dot on my hand! :D" ~Jessi

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Caught in the Cabin by livelikemusic441 reviews
When Dimitri takes Rose to the cabin to calm her down, Alberta walks in on them and ushers them back to campus before the Strigoi attack. Dimitri survives, only for his and Rose's relationship to encounter problems of a different variety. Somebody inside St. Vlad's has found out their secret. Will they make it until graduation? **Now off Hiatus**
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,053 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
For Lissa by writersblocknomore reviews
She says its for Lissa, but does she have another motive? Spoilers for Last Sacrifice. What happens when Rose comes up with a plan to get the bond back in order take darkness from a distraut Lissa? The plan is stupid and dangers but you wouldn't expect any less from Rose. And things may not turn out exactally how she planned.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Rose H.
My FBI Guy by ladierock reviews
Rose is a homeless teenager involved in the dark world of underground crime until she meets Dimitri who makes it his soul purpose to get her out.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 99,635 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Daily Fight to Stay Sane by Lilian85 reviews
Both Dimitri and Lissa leave Rose alone. See how she can cope with it when life throws even more difficulties at her ... will she ever meet them again? Ratet M - for reason! Dimka/Roza
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,018 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
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A Missing Rose reviews
Rose has made the biggest decision of her life. The decision to become Strigoi. No one knows about her decision. That is.. Until she decided to go to Siberia. What will happen? Who will she meet? I think you already knoww..:
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011
Love, Revenge, And a Western Novel? reviews
Rose Is getting revenge on Dimitri for embarassing her in public when she finds a secret of Dimitris... Read and Reply please!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010
Things Left Unsaid reviews
After Spirit Bound... Rose is in jail, accused of murdering the Queen. All of a sudden, she is let free. In Rose's words, "What the hell?" Rose sets off on a quest to find out what's going on. What does this mean? What doesn't she know? What is her fate?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010
Can My Heart Mend? reviews
After Dimitri says, "Love fades. Mine has." Dimitri has convinced himself that he doesn't love Rose. Heartache is strong for them both, mourning for their losses. Rose is a mess. Who will be there to comfort her? Who will be her savior?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010
Fan Mail for the Vampire Academy Cast! reviews
Ever had a question? One you couldn't stop thinking about? Is it about the books in Vampire Academy? You're in luck! Ask anything you want to almost all of the characters! I know... It's been done before. Give me a chance! I might be good at it...
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010