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You have reached Narwhal2107's profile.(Formally know as Havanese2107's.) Anyway, a couple things about me.

1. I love Narwhals

2. I usualy only read SLOD Fanfics but sometimes I look at other ones

3. I've decided to just to be a reader instead of a writer. (But I do have a SLOD fanfic idea)

4. I don't have any else to say so just look at the stuff that I stole from other people's profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

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"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye" ~No author given.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you love Narnia, copy and paste this to your profile!!:)

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

Ok the next one is very sad.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs.

I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says; "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!"

Things to do When Bored in a Store

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Go to the fish section and say to the person "Can I pet the lobster's?" (I put this one in, my friend actually did it in real life!)

MUSIC MOVIE:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.
Opening Credits: The Broken Glass Song - Some guy on Victorious (Well this life is going to be intresting)
Birth: Mine - Taylor Swift (Awsome I got my favourite song played when I was born!)
First day at school: Watch Me - Hot Rush
First Kiss: Fifteen - Taylor Swift (Well that actually suits it O_o)
Falling in Love: You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift (So when I fall in love with him he will be with someone else? O_o)
Fight Song: A Year Without Rain - Selena Gomez (What!? Even the Narwhal song would be better at this time!)
Breaking Up: Speak Now - Taylor Swift (Uh it dosen't really fit but I love the song so I'll just go with it)
Prom: Love Story - Taylor Swift (Wow I had a lot more Taylor Swift songs on here than I thought)
Life: Change - Taylor Swift
Mental Breakdown: Live Like There's No Tommorow - Selena Gomez
Driving: Tim McGraw - Taylor Swift
Flashback: Better Than Revenge - Taylor Swift (So I'm remebering a revenge plan I was planning but forgot to do? Oh well to late now.)
Wedding: Freak The Freak Out - Victoria Justice (Intresting)
Birth Of Child: Make It Shine - Victoria Justice (So my child is going to be crazy like me?)
Final Battle: You're The Reason - Victoria Justice (Will she just get off my play list?!)
Death Scene: Song To You - Another Victorious Person (What?! I need to fire the person who controls the music that plays -_-)
Funeral: The Story Of Us - Taylor Swift (Shouldn't it be 'The Story Of Me'???)
End Credits: Narwhals - Weebl (Okay music person you're off the hook for playing this one!:D)

-:- List 12 characters from a favourite book or movie -:- (The Suite Life on Deck - does it count?)

1. Cody

2. Zack

3. Bailey

4. London

5. Woody

6. Marcus

7. Maya

8. Addison

9. Mr. Mosbey

10. Ms. Tutwiler

11. Maddie

12. Carey

1. Have you ever read a Seven/Nine fic? Do you want to?

Mr. Moseby and Maya? You're kidding me right?

2. Do you think Two is hot? How hot?

Zack I'm not a crazy fan girl but if I was I would say yes.

3. What would happen if Eight got Three pregnant

Addison got Bailey pregnant? Dosen't make any sense at all.

4. Can you recall any fics about Six?

I once read a SongFic about Marcus/London. Does that count?

5. Would Four and Nine make a good couple?

London and Mr. Moseby? Hell no.

6. One/Three or One/Eleven? Why?

Cody/Baileyor Cody/Maddie. Cody/Bailey, because Cailey rocks :D

7. What would happen if Six walked in on Seven and Twelve having sex?

Marcus walked in on Maya and Carey having sex. Well that would be horribly akward, and it would make no sense.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Bailey/Ms.Tutwiler. Uhh... "Baileys visit to Ms. Tutwiler for relationship advise turns into much more" it took me 5 minutes to come up with that XD

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Cody/Addison. Nope.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Maya/Carey. I can't think of one! I'm not good at this when it comes to girl/girl.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Five, what song would you choose?

Woody... I can't think of a good song -_-

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Cody/Marcus/Miss Tutweiller. "Warning: Characters are OOC ". Is that a warning? I'll just go with it anyway

13. "(9) and (10) are in a happy relationship until (10) runs off with (2). (9.), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11.) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (7).

Mr. Moseby and Ms. Tutwiler are in a happy relationship until Ms. Tutwiler runs off with Zack. Mr. Moseby, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Maddie and a brief unhappy affair with Carey, then follows the wise advice of Woody and finds true love with Maya. What?

14. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Mr. Moseby and Maya? Odly strange because of the fact that it's illegal for some old guy to date a teenager.

15. Who would make a better college professor: Six, or Eleven?

Maddie or Marcus. Maddie!

16. Twelve sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Miss Tutweiller sends Addison on a mission. To find her a Boyfriend, she succeeds, but 5 seconds after he dumps her.

17. What would Five most likely be arrested for

Woody would be arrested for either A. Eating all the food in the world, or B. Him and Zack do something and get arrested.


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My brothers strangely sharp nails.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Marks from when I was 5 with a permanent marker in my hand.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I may snore, I don't know.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Mostly pop and somtimes some Taylor Swift type Country-Pop

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 3:01 AM

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? For people to stop harming the enviorment!

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My bed.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My Art Kit

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? I don't know, 5 somthing

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Somtimes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Nope

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My stupid brother

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't use perfume

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't know.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? By a lake.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither. I hate coffee and Energey drinks scare me because I heard a story of a kid dieing from drinking one.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pineapple (Not as gross as you think)

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Pie

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I don't know

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? No, stop asking these stupid relationship questions.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Nope, but my friend is in her thumb.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I have no knowledge in clothing brands. So just basically the no-name.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yeah, 2 dogs.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? I already said it, 2 dogs

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? What?!

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I don't know! Stop asking these

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 83

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My grandmas

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? The idiots of the world

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I'm Canadian -.-

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I don't know

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No

37. FIRST JOB? Student

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading an AMAZING fanfic written by Creddie Cailey and Zailey Zupp (I think their username goes something like that)

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My eyes.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I don't know, my birthdays not until July.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 2

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Don't think so

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I used to.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A STALKER QUESTION!

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sometimes

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Yes

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Shouldn't it be 'Are there any CD's on your shelf that you're embarresed to have? Because I don't have any.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends, would I find myself mental?

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Scream Randomly

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? School, it's just like my real home except my Dad isn't sitting upstairs watching TV even though he has a perfectly fine TV downstairs.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? I don't know

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I don't have one. Call me a crazy loser with no social life, but I think you only need cell phones for emergenys

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yeah, and I'm horribley ashamed of it.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No I don't, why would a magicall flying penguin, like myself need sarcasm?

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Macaroni & cheese

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Nothing, because I think that there's more to life than being in a relationship.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Narwhal Lover, Tree Hugger, Feather (Don't ask about the Feather one XD)

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Taylor Swift.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? The Suite Life on Deck

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? Don't have one

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Let me check... Yep

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Yesterday I went on a walkk and ran around like and idiot. Does that count?

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There is one, idiot.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 0 Miles per hour.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? No, because I don't want everyone to waste like an hour of their life filling these out

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Long Live - Taylor Swift on a continues loop

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Chocolate Milk

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I forget

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? I don't know

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Provoking? Uh what does that mean?

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Idiots

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? April

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Cancer

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown

86. EYE COLOR? Blue

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Pizza Pizza

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? FISH ARE FRIENDS! NOT FOOD!

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Good Luck Charlie

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Every day

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Recorder

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I live in Canada...

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? I don't remember...

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Cars urt the enviorment D:

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Re-Reading Diary of a wimpy kid #3

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: None existing

This is seriously the saddest thing ever...

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.


Uh You can get off my profile now O_o.

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Another attempt at mixing the worlds of Suite Life and Shakespeare.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,892 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Rivers and Roads Till' I Reach You by thebadwitch13 reviews
"A Princess can save her Prince sometimes too" - Prom: The story of an un-fairy tale. Zack/ Maddie
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Zack M., Maddie F. - Complete
Painting the Roses Red by thebadwitch13 reviews
Don't fall in love at all...
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Bailey P.
I'll Be There For You by SprouseGoose reviews
This is my final Cailey reunion story. Its based off of an episode of Friends.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Bailey P., Cody M. - Complete
Love Wars by Mayzing reviews
When Zack is tired of Cody and Baileys mushy attitude, will he ruin her relationship by telling Bailey that hes still in love with Barbara. Oneshot Cailey!
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
Hollywood Love by CaileyFan reviews
History of characters is different, Zack & Cody are huge Hollywood stars & different from other celebs, they're very real, its a story about their journey & how they find true love in the fake world of Hollywood where people are so pretentious.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,583 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Cody M., Bailey P.
Ridiculous reasoning by Lady Alice101 reviews
Instead of Moseby's pocket hanky getting sucked into the vents, Baileys cornsnips were the actual reason that the aqua lounge flooded. How does this affect the episode? Set in Bon Voyage.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Bailey P., Cody M. - Complete
I'm Chasing You by winterinyoursoul reviews
When Bailey and Cody confirmed the break up, Bailey then ran off crying. Cody just stood there heartbroken while he watched her. But what if Cody did run after Bailey? *One Shot*
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Cody M., Bailey P. - Complete
It's A Mighty Morphin Suite Life by Man of Faith reviews
So what if the Suite Life characters replaced the characters of the Power Rangers universe? Would the story line ever change? Find out! I know..summary sucks, but give it a shot.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010
Senior Year by SprouseGoose reviews
This is the sequel to Cailey on Deck. The There will be some changes and new adventures, but I think everyone will enjoy the ride. Again, the summer snippets I wrote are all canon to my stories and should be ready before jumping from COD to Senior Year.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 146,662 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Cody M., Bailey P. - Complete
The EMOtional life of Cody Martin by Kaiser The Emperor reviews
Updated! The twins are back at Tipton Hotel, Zack has noticed a change in Cody's behavior after leaving the S.S Tipton. Cody realizes his life can never be the same after the event he had with Bailey. Life at the Tipton will never be the same.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Cody M.
Even If by WouldWonderful reviews
What if after passing through the Bermuda Triangle, Zack and Cody's lives don't return to normal? Cody/Bailey
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Cody M., Bailey P.