I want to be perfect. I need to be perfect. If I'm not perfect, what good am I? One-shot poem based on Nina's need for perfection. Please read and review.

AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.

Rosalie meets Bella as a baby. When she realizes that Bella's blood sings to her, she prepares to watch over Bella from the shadows, for the rest of her life. Rosalie/Bella, onesided.

AU. A twist in fate has occurred, but will it change the outcome of five lives as they race to save one? COMPLETE. Read and Review, please.

In the following you will find one of two things: either a spoof of the movie "Cloverfield", or a guild of demonic monkeys. If it's the latter, it means you will die a long and painful death. Fortunately, it'll probably be the Cloverfield spoof.

A Parody of Gaara romance stories. Temari tries to get Gaara to go out with various girls so that she will be free to find herself a boyfriend. Gaara however is not too fond of this plan. Will he find love? Or will Naruto screw everything up?