Harper Tisdale was a History teacher before getting killed in a school shooting. After being brought to heaven and having a chat with God, she finds out that she can live another life. There's a catch though; it's in another world. Being the die-hard Middle Earth fan that she is, she immediately chooses to live her life there. Who says that God doesn't have a sense of humour?

It's difficult being a young woman sent to Middle earth without her consent, especially when forced into the Fellowship. Now, the war's over and Alex still can't go home. But when she finds an unlikely friendship in King Thranduil, Middle earth is up for a big surprise. DISCO PARTY! Sequel to Reasons why not to join the Fellowship of the Ring. (Not a necessary read, summary inside)

"Do you believe in fate?" "Of course I do. 'Means I can't be held accountable for my actions." - In which Leo is quite surprised when she finds an alternate universe in her bathroom. Eventual Tenth-Walker.

Okay, I can accept being sucked into a fantasy epic no matter how improbable. But who exactly did I antagonize and why am I a horse? My take on girl-in-middle earth-cliche.

Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.

COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,