What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.

Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.

The Dark Kingdom is ready to strike, but they will find some unexpected resistance. The war begins in several fronts, but the ones fighting it aren't what one would call 'warriors.' The fate of the world is now in the hands of a group of teenagers...

What would have happened if Naruto had a different childhood. Instead of taking after his mother in personality what if he not only looked like his dad but had a similar personality too. As well as being supported by the Sarutobi clan. Smartish Naruto. NO PAIRINGS!

What if Naruto met the Kyuubi during the Land of Waves? What if it was all a big misunderstanding? Watch as Naruto is able to tap into the power sealed inside of him on the day of his birth and the following events. Starts after the graduation. Better summary inside. Stronger Naruto (but realistic progression). NaruHina and others. Title becomes more apparent later in the story.

Cloud's not sure what the planet was thinking when it dropped him off in the past as a 7 year old. Luckily, he had gotten pretty good at this saving the world thing a few rounds back. Vincent, on the other hand, is trying to get used to his role as a sidekick. No pairings.

What if Illya become a Campione? After destroying Holy Grail, she was transported to a strange world with Heretic Gods. Ilya must survive and learn of her new powers

Esmeralda potter didn't ask to be changed into a cat. she just wished to be free from all the troubles of being the Girl Who Lived. now she has to face being the Dark lords pet cat, along with all the duties that come with it, like ripping up his reports. Fem harry! rated for later chapters. UPDATE! UP FOR ADOPTION!

Vincent rescues Sephiroth from the lab before all the damage can be done, thus altering his and Sephiroth's destiny. Through Cigs, Mako, and WTF! Watch Sephiroth walk out on the dark destiny of his birth to fall for one little blonde who wants nothing more than to destroy the destiny he's been given.

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

There was only one thing that scared the ex-Turk, and that was Yuffie Kisaragi. - A drabble chalked full of moments when Yuffie can't resist getting under her gunslinger's skin! Drabbles are unconnected unless specified. I accept prompt/scenario requests! (I have returned and will be continuing this!)

Taking place in the middle of episode 38, Sailor Moon discovers that the other scouts are merely using her and are plotting against her. Feeling betrayed, Sailor Moon comes to some very hard decisions.

Petunia Dursley, closing one chapter of her life, decides to seek closure to another, older one. But to do so, she must face haunting childhood memories of her sister, Lily, and the dark, shrewd boy who stole her away...

Hermione, Luna, and Pansy, seasoned warriors still fighting after all that could go wrong has gone wrong, attempt to change their world and prevent such a bleak future. See if they manage to kill Voldemort, befriend the Marauders & co., and find love. Time travel. HG/RL LL/SS PP/SB LE/JP...

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

He died trying to save the universe... thousands of years in the future. Now he's back in his reincarnation of 1926. Meet Charles, one of the many reincarnations of Harry Potter. He comes to 1930 with big plans, none that involved Tom Riddle.

It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.

At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.

Madara reveals himself to be Naruto's grandfather. He infused both his cells and Hashirama's cells into Naruto. Naruto becomes strong as a result, awakening the sharingan and later the Rinnegan. Chapter 1-10 grammar terrible..needs rewrite. Seriously.

In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Events grow gradually further and further from the original. Features CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle, and many other not-quite-expected variations. This story has reached its conclusion; enjoy. Watch out for the April Fools' chapter.

FemNaruto. If she had been able to beat Sasuke, then maybe she wouldn't have to pay the price of losing. Now, she's found herself in a new and unfamiliar place where the only way back home was to become a hunter. Of course, she didn't expect a certain group of boys to make her have doubts about going home. On Hiatus.

Whisked away to another galaxy, Buffy and Faith train in the ways of the Force. While one learns the ways of the Jedi Order, the other trains to become a Dark Lord of the Sith. (Post-Chosen / Contemporary with The Old Republic / 300 Years Post-KOTOR) Rated M for some language.

A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.

ABANDONED!(rewritten) Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki grew up to become one of the strongest Kunoichi that had ever existed. Recently married and close to achieving her lifelong ambition, everything is ripped from her grasp. Friends have fallen and the Elemental Nations is no more. She chooses to abandon her identity and go back to fix it all. Time-travel!, Fem!Naru, Eventual Kaka!Naru.

What would have happened if Sirius had been born a girl? Move through moments of the life of one Sirius Black and watch as she tries desperately to keep her ever tumbling world in order. Fem!Sirius Fem!Harry. Rated M for language and violent themes later in the story.

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

Time travel is strange. Waking up in your body at age six is stranger. The smallest of people can create the biggest of changes, and a six year old Uzumaki Naruto while especially small, still has the mind of an adult meaning the changes he makes are bound to felt the world over.

It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language

Twins are attacked by Voldemort the night he vanishes. One is named the BWL. What happens to the other twin? After finding their son talking to snakes, the Potters decide that he is dark and evil and give him to Dumbledore. What happens to the abandoned twin? Who takes the boy in when it seems like no one cares? AU, Rating for later chapters, Wrong BWL, adoption,Yr2 Comp 7/26/13

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

!MAJOR NON-MAGIC AU! VolDeMort, an infamously vicious PvPer. Scarred, a ridiculously lucky warrior. HBPrince, their unfortunate priest (sage, but really, who's keeping track?). Together, they're the smallest of the top 10 teams on CoS Online, and probably the most dysfunctional as well... Eventual TMR/HP SLASH, pairings inside.

-HIATUS- -AU- Sailor Moon and the Saiyan Prince help each other repel an attack on the Earth. Now the Moon Kingdom and Saiyan Empire must join forces to stop a common enemy.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

Aerith invites Cloud to journey the past with her and intentionally causes him to screw up his own birth. Stuck as a girl, Cloud finds all his plans to save the world ruined and must find a new way to save Gaia. Fem!Cloud, Fem-slash, other warnings within

One the last night of freedom she had Hyuuga Tsukihitomi seduced her one true love. Nine months after her marriage she gave birth to her daughter Hinata not even thinking of the possibility that she wasn't Hiashi's until the night she was kidnapped. Now Hinata will have to learn to not just control Chakra but the Dark Magic inside her. Slight X-over with Touhou Project.

One possessive and perverted chibi raven decided to write his daily adventures in a journal about his chosen, sweet, hyper, adorable, innocent, oblivious yet feisty chibi blonde bride. Rated M for a reason!

!Crack!Mahou Shoujo AU! In which Harry and Tom are both very much female, very much attracted to each other, and very much costume-wearing, weapon-toting, badass magical girls. And this is a story of how they got there. Oneshot; FEMSLASH TMR/HP

After helplessly watching the murder of his son by the hands of the civilians he had sworn to protect, Minato Namikaze is broken. When the god of Death offers the chance to walk among the living once more, he accepts. Only catch is, he has to live in the body of his son, Naruto Uzumaki. How will the world change with the Yellow Flash taking his sons place? ((No pairings.))

Being a bartender, Tifa is used to being a friendly ear for people in need. One evening she is surprised to find that includes two dear friends. How far can she go to help them? Could it be that someone is looking out for her as well? Set post DoC.

In life you lose a lot of things: toys, beliefs, thoughts, friends, family... Before I turned eight I lost everything. It taught me a lesson I never forgot, only the strong survive. What makes the perfect ninja? Is it undying loyalty, or the sheer will to abandon all that you know and never look back? I wasn't born mute; he just didn't want me to speak.

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

Haruno Sakura was used to Naruto's bizarre plans, but this one really topped it. In an attempt to change the future for the better, her best friend sends her back to the past to infiltrate their own home. The medic planned to do this as discreetly as possible, but she should have known that even with a new identity, it wouldn't be that easy. Timetravel

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

Vegeta just died fighting Majin-Boo. But he didn't wake up in hell, he woke up somewhere twenty years ago. With all the knowledge of his life on Earth, being a SJJ, and how to destroy Freeza. Will Vegeta go back to the normal course of his life, or will he change things a little bit?. Young Vegeta, younger Bulma and teen Goku. Alt. Universe and rated M just to be safe. COMPLETE

Harry finds himself in Voldemort's body. Will killing the Dark Lord mean suicide, or will he be able to return to his real body in the process? With spy Severus Snape rapidly becoming his closest ally and friend, Harry sets out to save not only his own existence but also the whole Wizarding World. NO Slash or even serious romance, but I can't rule out some m/f flirting.

10 years after his Genin test Uzamaki Naruto is Rokudaime Hokage. He and his closest allies have lost more than they are willing to bear. While changing the past is impossible that has never stopped Naruto before. Armed with a modified Thunder God seal and accompanied by the stongest shinobi of his time he's going to correct the mistakes that have led to the deaths of so many.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

In 1985, as the Senshi faced Galaxia, a risk was taken and a different outcome obtained. Two survived while all the others died and they worked to accomplish a promise, waiting for their friends' return.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Nine years ago, they said 'Good bye'. Now they are summoned back. Has time healed their rift? Can they ever fix their broken friendships? What does it mean to be Gundam, when a Gundam Pilot lies dying? FINAL Chapter Update: Epilogue: Live Passionately

Naruko was having a bad day when suddenly a book she's had forever reveals it's secrets. Now she has to balance magic with chakra as the Master of Reinforce! Can she become a true shinobi after the Book drains her to the point of being bedridden, or is she in for a long haul ahead? And can she keep her newly created family together in the dark days ahead?

She could not let him die for her. If she did, she would not be able to live in the skewed world that would remain, always wondering why and how and if, somehow, they'd all gotten it terribly wrong in the future. Luna&Tom. Time Travel.

There's a site where you can send someone to Hell with if you hate them enough. And Naruto will do so. So who's sending who to Hell in Konoha? Because it's spiraling down to its own Hell, with mistrust and hate all around. Akatsuki is falling apart from within. Madara is waiting. Hell is everywhere. FemNaru as Hell Girl, Konoha mass Hell Sendings and the world watches in disbelief.

Sirius slowly realizes how much of his memory was frozen away in Azkaban. Meanwhile, Remus nobly refuses to clarify thing one, and Severus swoops around maliciously washing Molly's dishes and sabotaging Sirius's hurt-comfort NEWT with surly panache.

After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?

When Sephiroth decides to try and keep Yuffie quiet by giving her something to write on, the results are less than ideal. See the cast of the Another Side universe, from behind Yuffie's eyes! Because no one else tells it better! Slight AU, mentions of Seph x Cissnei, Zack x Aerith, and Cloud x Tifa.

Very loosely based on the fairytale. Set in an AU FFVII world, Yuffie is forced to go to Nibelheim’s dark mansion as a servant to its mysterious owner. Yuffie being Yuffie, we all know that nothing will stand in her way, servant or not!

AU, Dimension Travelling. Just one of those fics everyone gets the urge to write about. Semi-crack, I guess.

When Vincent fails to appear at Yuffie's twenty-first birthday party, the White Rose of Wutai is ready to chase him down with the Conformer. But when she learns that Vincent is ill, she decides that a little TLC - Yuffie Style - is exactly what the doctor ordered. And not because she loves him or anything! Nope, definitely not! Yuffentine story - awkwardness abounds.

Harry finds his life to be a lie and sets off to redo it the right way.Armed with the memories and powers of his once future, Harry is determined to seek revenge, and in true Harry Potter fashion, save the world.SmartXPowerfulXAnimagusHarry.Bashing.

Supergirl has died and gone to heaven during the Crisis, however once again by her choice she will be given a chance to protect the innocent. But where she's going there's no heroes in spandex. What's the newborn Integra Hellsing gotten herself into? One thing is for sure, this world will never be the same, but then again neither will Supergirl.

Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]

This is a dream, right? There's absolutely no way that all of this can be real, right? Yeah. There are five heads on the Hokage Monument. Not four. And Sandaime-jii-chan's been dead for years now, everyone knows that. There is absolutely no way he could've... is there? Time-travel's supposed to be impossible, isn't it?

Realizing just what kind of a man she has married, Petunia leaves after an especially nasty fight, taking her two-year old son and nephew with her. Facing the struggle of raising two children on her own, she finds help in the most unsuspected of places.