If you value normality STAY OUT OF OUR WAY!

If you have read any of the stories by the following authors then you know what we mean:

Erenriel the Elven Canuck
Luinramwen
Nuiniachwen

Luinramwen: We will not bore you with a pointless bio:

WE ONLY SEEK TO WARN YOU ABOUT THE EEEEEEEEEVIL HAPPY CLOWN!!!! @_@

Watch out. If you're not careful, and you read too many Mary-Sues, the Evil Happy Clown will hunt you down and take over your hard-drive. We speak from experience. And do not sleep. Or the Evil Happy Clown will come after you and GET YOU. He knows where you live. @.@

Erenriel: Riiiiight Luinramwen! *Nuiniachwen nodds* One thing you must know about us is that WE. ARE. CANADIAN! *Eren and Nuin put on their hockey jerseys and raise their beer mugs in salute*

Luinramwen: You two don't even LIKE beer, do you? Yeesh. Can you say confused?

So... to end this, be warned: every story we write is guaranteed to be filled with sugar-loving madness, and of course that ever-present staple of the avid LoTR fan's diet: LEGOLAS!!

Erenriel: And Remus is MINE! minemineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemineimine . . . etc.

Luinramwen: Only as long as you can hang onto him... ;P