Um.

I don't know.

I speak English and Finnish somehow, but only a little bit of Swedish and German. I think I'm learning to be better at those too.

I write, but my Harry Potter fics are in a different site. I've noticed I can only write people thinking weird stuff themselves, doing really nothing. OTL And in the last few years I haven't been able to write shit.

Why does FFN kill all my line breaks?! Asdfghjkl

Well, time for some quotations! :DD

... Btw, those do represent my opinions. If I don't tell who they are from, they might be slightly edited.

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1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

6) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

7) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

8) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

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Aseiden oikea säilytyspaikka on sulatusuuni (1500C).

The right depository to guns is a furnace (1500C).

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A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world go blind.

(Mahatma Gandhi)

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Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable.

(Oscar Wilde)

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I can resist anything but temptation.

(Oscar Wilde)

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There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.

(Oscar Wilde)

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Everybody lies.

(Gregory House)

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Reality is almost always wrong.

(Gregory House)

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Tragedies happen.

(Gregory House)

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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh hee hee ha ah ooh hee ha ha. And I thought my jokes were bad.

(The Joker)

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No version of Edward Cullen has a right to live.

(Just a crack, writer BloodStormWolf)

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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

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Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

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You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Strength is no more than how well you hide your pain.

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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Life is sexually transmitted.

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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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I like to visit reality, but I wouldn't want to live there.

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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

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Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

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Life sucks and then you die.

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Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

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It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

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When people say "life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest fucking thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

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It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

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When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally Retarded like us" type of thing...

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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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I once had a life. Now I have a computer.

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The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.

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Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, my dear children, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

(Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I think)

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You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.

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The funniest thing to do in life besides being weird is scaring people with it.

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Some mistakes are just too much fun to only make once.

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At -10 degrees Celsius, heating is switched on in British homes, while Finns change into a long-sleeved shirt. At -20 Austrians fly to Malaga, while Finns celebrate midsummer. At -200 hell freezes over and Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest. At -273 absolute zero temperature is reached, all atom movement ceases. The Finns shrug and say: "Perkele, a bit chilly today, isn't it?". (This joke predates the event, deemed impossible, of Finland actually winning the contest, in 2006.)

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they're dead.

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Oh god, what has the internet done to me? And do I really want it to stop?

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We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.

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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."
Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay: "Aw fuck it."
Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"
Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

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