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Author has written 7 stories for Alex Rider, and Misc. Books.

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Hey, I'm Calliope's Quill. Alright, I've pretty much gone poof for a while but I'm back now and ready to update after a ridiculously long time, so yay! insert fanfare here

Something about my stories - I like to experiment with writing styles, so don't be too surprised if it's a little.. weird...


Anyway: General Information

Calliope's Quill (name inspired by the insanely awesome Greek gods) Calliope is the muse of epic poetry.

Female

Teenager

My fandoms that a write and/or read: Star Trek, Alex Rider, Naruto, Harry Potter, some Percy Jackson, Supernatural

As one can probably tell from my stories and favorites, I am a big fan of AUs, humor, good writingg (not as many people are a fan of this as you'd like to think), and angst. Oh hush, you know you love angst too.

Works in Progress: 3 (no, not oneshots, full stories)


"Though I am not naturally honest, I sometimes am by chance."

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."

"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"When you see doors of opportunity, run up to them and pick the lock."

"Where there's a will, there's 50 relatives."

"If it looks like a chicken, sounds like a chicken, walks and smells and feels like a chicken, it's a duck with a day job as a chicken."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas, I'll never know."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has found a scapegoat."

"Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils."

"The average woman would rather have beauty over brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive."

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

And yes, proof that I am such a nerd x3

Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
light bulb?

A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is having issues, to which Kirk will send Bones to look at it. Bones (after complaining that dammit, he's a doctor, not a technician) then proclaims that it's worse than that - it's dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he cannae see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured (in the ensuing fight, Kirk manages to rip his shirt). Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection. Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted, and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission.

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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 371,324 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,288 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
The Will Born in Fire by EdStargazer reviews
A fleeing spy attacks the Academy after Naruto has failed his second attempt at passing the Genin Exam. Naruto is the hero of the moment but for every heroic act there is a price to be paid. Chaper 36 Homeward Bound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 184,825 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11877 - Favs: 5,409 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15619 - Favs: 12,616 - Follows: 12,233 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,870 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7030 - Favs: 13,806 - Follows: 11,277 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11783 - Favs: 9,307 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 7,109 - Follows: 8,697 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 3,843 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15086 - Favs: 22,158 - Follows: 19,458 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Symptoms of Fatigue by JadeMac2442 reviews
Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,262 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 9/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 6,030 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11174 - Favs: 7,678 - Follows: 6,848 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 5,357 - Follows: 5,339 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4838 - Favs: 5,079 - Follows: 3,604 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
True Strength by Guybrush007 reviews
Naruto's journey through life after his battle at the Valley of the End shows him just what it means to be truly strong in a world of shinobi, conspiracy, and good and evil. NaruxHina, other pairings, much battle and enough fluff to please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,067 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Walk Two Lifetimes by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Sasuke told Naruto he could never understand the pain of losing a family he'd never had. So how can someone who had a clan respected by the entire village know what it's like to be alone and hated by everyone? They're both about to find out. AU, No Pairings, Currently being Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,489 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 4,922 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 3,808 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 2,929 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 8,407 - Follows: 5,072 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16331 - Favs: 10,790 - Follows: 9,402 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 3,873 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Roku Naruto by Anthurak reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 3,378 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3176 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6676 - Favs: 9,710 - Follows: 4,872 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Konichiwa, Master! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Was forced to reload the story cause the second chapter wouldn't show.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Gravity by faithunbreakable reviews
Jim Kirk is a planet unto himself, orbited by the debris of countless lives. Anthology. Language warning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,581 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - J. Kirk
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Fox among the Hounds by Nightrain and Brownstone reviews
What if Naruto was raised by the Inuzuka family? What misadventures could stem from such an upbringing? Competent!/Inuzuka!Naruto. Partial AU/AT. There will be NaruHina and other pairings. Final chapter up! Series complete! Proposed sequel cancelled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 180,892 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 7,290 - Follows: 8,342 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto Reborn:Sasuke Uchiha by Danfiction reviews
HIATUS Even after death, Fate had an offer, and with that offer came a twist,now Naruto is thrown in a world where he never existed, in a body that belonged to the very person who had killed him.Waking from a coma, welcome the new Uchiha. Pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 351,064 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 10,615 - Follows: 4,236 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Revenge Against Term Papers by zrose reviews
Precisely what the title says. A parody of the life of James Gatz and Nick Carraway's summer in epic scale. Beware of OOCness, seals, and Big Faults. I don't own anything that you recognize. You have been warned.
Great Gatsby - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009
Eyes by Ichihime reviews
'When he calls them and tells them what happened they will come to him. He'll have to dumb it down for Eagle and find the right tone with Wolf.' K-Unit story
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Snake, Wolf - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Status Quo Exile by SaintDogStreet reviews
James Kirk is brilliant and golden and, often times, a little crazy. These are just pieces of his life.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,884 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - J. Kirk
Crew of USS Enterprise on SpaceBook by LyricalTorrent reviews
Complete nonsense. Inspired by "Hamlet on FaceBook." Google it. "Routine Things" is up. K/S. Nothing overt.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,743 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 3,491 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights by Luckner reviews
Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,878 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
We Have Rules For a Reason by LyricalTorrent reviews
Sometimes we can look the other way when rules are bent or broken. Sometimes we need to publically ask that those behaviors stop. Part of the Memo Collection - purely for fun! Rated mostly for language and implied naughtiness. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,140 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Things the Crew Can No Longer Do by Kuroi Atropos reviews
50 Things that the Enterprise Crew are No Longer Allowed to Do - I know this has probably been done before, but I was in the mood for some comedy. Added Chap 2: The crew, headed up by Captain Kirk, plot their replies to the Admirals. I'm really done now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15591 - Favs: 9,669 - Follows: 7,364 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Negotiating with Terrorists by pyrebi reviews
And Other Post-Apocalyptic Adventures. In which Castiel tries to settle the angelic ranks, Dean tries to live a normal life, Sam tries to not actually exist, and a gaggle of dead hunters tries to take over Heaven. There are varying levels of success.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by RobSt reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Lab Rat by AnneriaWings reviews
The look on my parents' faces – eager, curious, somewhat hateful – wasn't exactly hard to give away their intentions. I knew what they were going to do to me even before Mom snapped on a pair of rubbery, white latex gloves.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Generic Exaggeration by Amethyst Turtle reviews
A series of parodies that will make you facepalm and groan, guaranteed. Now with 99% more random! Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 55,739 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 4,709 - Follows: 5,270 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,911 - Follows: 5,021 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
It's an Odd Coincidence by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 325,415 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Aragorn, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
LuciferxCastiel Rulz by thisisnotmeredithandraven reviews
Best fan fic you'll ever read. LuciferxCastiel eventual DeanxCastiel. Have your tissues ready.. it'll uh.. make you cry. A lot. I know we did.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
Aftermath by emn1936 reviews
After everyone had breathed a sigh of relief and shared laughter that bordered on the maniacal; that was when the real work began and the crew became intimately familiar with the old Earth expression "no rest for the weary". Gen/Friendship/ensemble
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
We Can Has Victory by Chuckney reviews
In a universe in which Standard has replaced with the language of lolcatz, the Enterprise comes under attack from Klingons - over 9000, to be precise. A good ground knowledge of Internet memes is useful for reading!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3817 - Favs: 15,841 - Follows: 6,628 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 262 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
A Medical Comment by The-Archaic-One reviews
Jim hadn't really expected his day to end up like this....
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,528 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14441 - Favs: 21,991 - Follows: 8,838 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Alternate Universe! by Crossover King 46 reviews
During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Who Gives a Starship to a 25 Year Old? by panicandstartariot reviews
Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Naruto Reloaded by Xzenith reviews
Post time skip. Naruto returns with new abilities only to be thrust into a world of exams, war, and battle. Eventual NaruxIno. First few chapters suck, but give it a chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,670 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Most Boring Mission by Gul Bricett reviews
The Enterprise is sent to explore an absolutely quiet and peaceful sector. The crew is slowly going crazy from boredom and looks for new hobbies and entertainments. Contains some dubious shenanigans, bare bottoms, and an novel reason for earning a medal.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
poema sonnet: my life by urban-voice reviews
it's an expression of my feeling about life and i think it would be suitable for alex rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Complete
ELF vs VULCAN by crystalblood reviews
Bones and Jim discuss old twentieth-century literature as it pertains to Vulcan culture. Spock is not amused.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Complete
Lost and Found by pathera reviews
The five times that Jim Kirk felt completely and utterly lost, and the one time where he was right where he belonged.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Antithesis by DoraeAzure reviews
There was once a time when it could be said that Ginny was a little infatuated with Harry Potter. Just a little. But not anymore. Ginny was so not in love with any raven-haired boys, no matter how hard it was to stop thinking about him... (SS Prequel)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,796 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 3,984 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Kirk: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JAMES KIRK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your KIRK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 969 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 3,213 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,465 - Follows: 3,275 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
God is Busy by clair beaubien reviews
Zachariah's plans keep being thwarted. He finds out why.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Zachariah - Complete
Close Protection, of a Sort by Arithilim reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 258 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Star Trekkin' by Lady Merlin reviews
Jim's brother sends him a copy of that song, Star Trekkin' and Jim can't resist; he puts it on full volume. Watch our senior crews' reaction to the song. Crack!fic-ish. It's a really funny song!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Fate's Gambit by RobSt reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 4,837 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,919 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
By Any Other Name by moogsthewriter reviews
Cultural miscommunications are annoying for everyone, but they’re almost always painful for Jim Kirk. AKA, Five times aliens mistook Kirk for someone or something else, and one time they didn’t.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Not Funny by peppymint reviews
Eagle plays a practical joke. Cub is not amused.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the power of Oa by bluminous8 reviews
AU Harry Potter/Justice League. Oa has departed the universe forever, but it has left its essence in a young boy on a cold December night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 227,104 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P.
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 10,312 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
We Used To Talk by Suppi-chan reviews
Spock and Spock Prime strike up a friendship, that almost has nothing to do with James T Kirk at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Spock, Spock Prime - Complete
A Simple Question by Emmy-loo reviews
Ian has but one question for his captor. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenges.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Beacons is the Welsh Word for Hell by TheNotedMusician reviews
Due to an assassination attempt by Scorpia, Alex Rider is forced to live in the SAS training camp in Wales. Permanently. Uh-oh.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009
iSpy by Arithilim reviews
What do you get when you add scheming schoolboys, paranoid spooks, and the most awesome webcomic in the world? A good time! Co-authored by Nyxelestia.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Rescue by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot. K&S, friendship or pre-slash, as you prefer. Diplomatic parties - the bane of every high-ranking Starfleet officer.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,246 - Follows: 5,641 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The James T Kirk Touch by schweinsty reviews
Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5508 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 3,135 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,394 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6154 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3714 - Favs: 9,916 - Follows: 4,038 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Not Another Impromptu Musical! by Sarah1281 reviews
During the State Championship basketball game at the beginning of HSM3, a West High cheerleader laments the fact that East High can't even get through one lousy basketball game before bursting into song.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Troy B., Jack B. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4486 - Favs: 8,983 - Follows: 4,598 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Misadventures of the Sparkler! by Minnionette reviews
...and that was when Edward realized he had made his superhero debut at Port Angelus’s only gay bar.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Esme - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 278 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 200 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Finding Peace: DD2 by Foreverwolf reviews
Sequel to Deaths Door. Alex isn't sure what he's looking for, but with a little help, and a few hard learned lessons, maybe he'll figure out it's been there all along. WARNING: Torture in it's truest form.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,984 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
ReEragon by Subieko reviews
Paolini said, Characters are born of necessity. But what happens when the characters decide THEY should be the ones in charge of the story? Here it is: Eragon...as told by the characters themselves.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 118,056 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 697 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Runespoor Shield by Ms Spider reviews
Harry is still angry but this year he has a person to blame. A secret trunk, a kitten with a secret and an secret potion. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 293,895 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Alex's Alex by Sylvr reviews
I am Agent Alex. I am MI6's Alex. I am the Enemy's Alex. I am Jack's Alex, Tom's Alex, K-Unit's Alex, School's Alex...Half of what I've told you is a lie." A quick character study on Alex. Masks
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 428 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5796 - Favs: 4,275 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2932 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Two Weeks by Sakiku reviews
Tortured by the Dark Lord, escaped only to be enslaved by a vampire, and terrified out of his wits - What is Draco's perspective on the two weeks he spends in Rahkesh's home? Spin-off to Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,177 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Weasley Family Thanksgiving by JoeMerl reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Enterprise Learns about Sexual Harassment by Philippa reviews
When an anonymous tip alerts Starfleet to possible sexual harassment on board the Enterprise, Kirk, Spock, and McCoy must endure a Fleet regulation lecture.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
It's A Sword's Life by daymarket reviews
Take it from me: being sharp and shiny ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 7,483 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Dance! by Naia reviews
AU Hogwarts is the most famous ballet school of Europe, and Hermione is proud to be part of its graduating class. But this year, the young prodigy Harry Potter, son of two ballet stars is coming to Hogwarts... This is a year everyone will remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,758 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 205 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
All Problems Solved by Ruskbyte reviews
The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Strangers on a Train by Jen K reviews
Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/24/2004
Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Boy Who Lived to drink tea by mommato2beauties reviews
Harry is spending the day with his daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
In An Unsightly Manner by Legendary Legacy reviews
In the manga, when Itachi killed his clan and mind-raped Sasuke, he gave him some strange words to live by. What if Sasuke actually took those words to heart? Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Scars by mommato2beauties reviews
Everyone has scars. Some reflections about the scars they carry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,953 - Follows: 5,462 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Troika Parallel by Shivakashi reviews
They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,080 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Cliché: The Next Gen by Blinded Moon reviews
Companion piece to Harry Potter and the Harry Potter and the Endless Cliché does not have to be read first ! Prepare for all of your favorite next generation clichés: kids of the main characters, a "new" evil, romance, drama, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Albus S. P., James P. - Complete
The Hardest Riddle by Wheezy1 reviews
Harry acquires the ability to travel dimensions, gathering training and skills so he can eventually defeat Voldemort. Independent Harry, Manipulative Dumbledore, eventual HPGW. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,558 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
The Ten Deaths of Voldemort by The Seamonkey reviews
Ten ways Voldemort should have died before the first book was ever written. Rated T for lots of fun, wholesome violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Flying 'til Sunrise by Aria Gray reviews
An adult Albus Potter reflects after the funeral of someone very close to him. This man Al mourns was a hero in life, but is that how he’ll be remembered? Did he continue to contribute to the world even after his heroic deeds?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 971 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Those Who Came Before by Aria Gray reviews
Albus Potter is having trouble dealing with a legacy he's not sure he can ever live up to. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
The Traveler in Black meets Harry Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A crossover between John Brunner's The Traveler in Black and Harry Potter. What happens when a being with many names, but only one nature, encounters the chaos that is the Wizarding world? For some, tragedy, for others....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Death of a Hero by Aria Gray reviews
What was everyone thinking while Harry lay, feigning death at Voldemort's feet? These are the stories of the other heroes who were present that night and how the death of a hero inspired them to keep fighting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 940 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Final Battle by The Seamonkey reviews
HUMONGOUS BLATANT SPOILERS FOR 'DEATHLY HALLOWS'. A series of scenes taken from the final battle at Hogwarts, shown through the perspective of various characters apart from Harry. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED 'DEATHLY HALLOWS'. Won't make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2007
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 313 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 501 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 5,570 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Colour Me Love by ProngsxLilyflower reviews
Even an orphan, who only had a simple box of Crayola crayons to savor and call his own, had to have parents at one point, right? [Young!Harry Oneshot][R&R, please!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Committee Meeting by Archaeologist reviews
A few hours into their honeymoon, Luke and Mara get a visit from an old friend. Ben Kenobi had forgotten to mention one tiny little detail about the Jedi Code – attachment is forbidden.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 277 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 516 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Questions and Answers by Dean and Sammy reviews
[ONESHOT] “Hey, James? How do those little guys in Muggle traffic thingies always know when the lights are going to change?” [Implied JamesSirius]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/12/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 183 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4705 - Favs: 9,184 - Follows: 3,572 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10994 - Favs: 19,521 - Follows: 6,437 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 5,691 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3130 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 275 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 5,690 - Follows: 1,200 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Justice League: The Spider by Agent-G reviews
The Justice League get a new surprising member, SpiderMan from the Ultimate Marvel universe. Please R&R. Title image by user Jonn Wolfe.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 178,385 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 353 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 8,459 - Follows: 2,284 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 246 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,354 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
The Quiet Place by Ruskbyte reviews
Five hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort a new generation of Death Eaters is rising. Will the Muggles they attack be able to survive the encounter? For that matter, will the Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,364 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Fifth Year? I Haven't Done My Homework! by Laterose reviews
AU fifth year fic with everything! Abuse to animagi (sort of) snakes, Sirius (and his sister), Remus, Voldie, crazy new powers and a decision that will change Harry and Ron's lives forever COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,113 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3999 - Favs: 8,110 - Follows: 2,091 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Keep it Simple by Ruskbyte reviews
A prequel of sorts to Leviathan Rising. Harry got through the first task of the Triwizard Tournament thanks to some good, general advice. But what if 'Moody' had given Harry some different advice?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 155 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 117 - Published: 11/26/2002
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED 5th year prequel to the Saga. Powers, friends, Elves, dwarves, the Big Game, and a year without Voldie would be boring. 'Hang on Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye, bye.' Matrix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,091 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002 - Complete
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
While You Were Out by Ron reviews
He came home with roses, never expecting rain, never suspecting the truth. "There's something you need to know. I was going to tell you, but... James, there's another man in my life."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/20/2001
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Color By Numbers reviews
A poem inspired by several different books. Because what is life without even pondering love at least once?
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Operation Scarlet Haze reviews
Well great, yet another mission to find out what's really going on! Alex feels that he's been through a lot, but between old enemies, people who won't stay dead, french accents, and K-Unit, will he be able to make it through alive?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Taste of Regret reviews
An Ian-centric oneshot. Angsty, character death. For there is no taste quite like regret. It's bitter, like tears, and is sort of tangy, with a dash of memories.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ian R. - Complete
Christmas Colors reviews
Christmas was a wonderful and colorful time of year. Red and white were prime examples of Christmas colors, but the most pressing example to him was the red blood against the white snow. oneshot
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Time and Time Again reviews
In which Alex considers time-travel and realizes that maybe fighting fate really is futile. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Getting Back Up reviews
Everyone was surprised when Alex started working for Scorpia, few more so than the SAS camp he was sent to be guarded at a year later.. But they notice something off - is it really Alex? And if not, where is the real one, and what’s happened to him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub
He Is reviews
A oneshot, just generally describing Alex... he came out of it alive, but far from untouched.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
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