Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

In the Summer before her third year, Hermione Granger finds out she is not the girl she thought she was. As she deals with being the enemy's daughter, how will her friendships be affected? Terrible at summaries; the story will be far better!

SEQUEL to "The Portrait of Sirius Black" - must read that before this! Directly following the events of The Portrait of Sirius Black, Sirius adjusts to having a life again after Hermione brings him back from the dead. Hermione and Sirius deal with the side effects of the incantation, the second half of 6th year, and the plots of Voldemort using one Draco Malfoy.

"What's so great about America?" "Liberty, the Pursuit of Happiness, Super-sized meals, I don't know Simon." "Then why can't we just go home?" "Because we can't, now would you please stop whining?"