Yo! I'm just another one of those bastards who flame your shitty stories just because I care about the fanfiction world. (not you, I don't give a damn about you) I am a bastard, asshole, fucker, or anything else you can come up with. I'm not a person to follow rules either much, but you can count on me to definitely flame your story if it's terrible.

For the love of god people, or whatever you love since I'm not a religious person, make a good story. I'm not saying it has to be so fantasticly amazing that you have overflowing reviews. No, I'm talking about something that people like, and I'm not talking about the people with their overly cliche minds or their idiocy for pieces of crap.

You may think I'm watching out for bad stories or I am a bastard, but basically I'm flaming horrible stories because I have a lot of time on my hands and the overly used excuse "because it's fun." It definitely is fun. I get joy at reading other people's flames. And hey, you had it coming if you have terrible writing skills.

You can hate me if you want, but if you get past me, know that there will always be someone to criticize and flame your work. That's coming from the bottom of my pitless black heart that does not give a damn about you but instead has fun watching you crumple.

I love you all, with your shitty pieces of crap. (not really, but pretend...)

You really do make me smile when you have ugly writing skills. If you were a really young writer, I believe there are some out there, then I would understand. But if you were from the age of 14 and up, I would laugh at your fucking asses. What kind of school did you go to? Do you have a problem with writing? Then it's not for you until you get better. Nobody is going to be sympathetic and pass it off as nothing, no, they're gonna tell what's what and if your work even deserves to be mentioned.

Haha, watch out for my flames, you crappy writers. (I have seen some crappy writings before, let's see if yours takes the cake.)