Crazy Jay the Ninja
 My Info Name: Jay Gutierrez Location: I'm afraid of stalkers, so no info here. Status: Single, too busy with schoolwork to be looking for someone anyways. Orientation: Unsure, never been truly in love, let's just say I'm bi. Race: Filipino (Pinoy Pride!), please don't mistake me for a mexican because of my last name. Interests: Hard Rock, Punk Rock, Anime, video games, and trash talking about the government (which is fun doing, btw) Dislikes: Modern Hip-Hop (old Hip-Hop is still kick-ass), my English teacher, and homophobes. What I'm Doing Now: Reading Eidolon Twilight Princess's "Shattered Memories, Fallen Dreams", and asking ETP for permission to borrow some characters from her fics for my first fic... General Info I'm a dude who has a lot of contrasting traits: I'm a lazy kid who's a hardworking student. I have the mental capacity of adults, but the mindset of a child. I'm into romance comedies, but don't care for it in my world. I'm a spoiled boy with a not-so-rich family.I am well-focused in school, but I'm easily distracted. I think necrophillia is disgusting, but I'm in love with a girl who's dead. I like J-Rock and Death Metal. I dislike emos, but love Punk Rock. Yuri cannot exist without Yaoi and vise-versa in my universe. And finally, I always tell myself to finally write my first fanfic, and I haven't started yet... Now, that I'm done describing my traits, I'll talk about what I do. I watch some anime from time to time. My favorites so far are Clannad, Shakugan no Shana, Shuffle!, and Negima!?, though there are many other anime series that could be listed... I spend most of my days doing what I am forced to do from school, then spend my free time watching movies, listening to music, seeing classic George Carlin skits, chatting online with friends, or being a douchebag in many different video games. I read a lot of fanfics via my PSP, and I have to say that my favorite fics are Stavri's Strawberry Panic stories, and Eidolon Twilight Princess's romantic Mahou Sensei Negima fics. Now, if only Stavri updated her fics more often... Speaking of Stavri, here's this big long list of random stuff that was on her profile: Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a screaming competition with your friends or family while driving down the highway, copy and paste this to your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Checks my pulse- yep I'm still alive. lol If you aspire to walk through a drive-through, put this on your profile. If you've gone into a chain restaurant wearing a formal suit/dress, put this in your profile. If you're tired of these things bossing you around, copy and paste this into your profile. If your best friends are your consciences, put this in your profile. you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile "I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide. I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste. I find "good morning" contradictory My heart? Yeah. Not a playground. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon I think I could be madly in like with you Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him/her whispering "seven days..." One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car. A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him/her and says "It's because you're gay/straight, isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!! A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs trips you again, and maybe helps you up. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass. It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!! If you have your own little world, C&P 93 precent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of teh 7 percent that would ask, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Crazy Jay the Ninja, stavri, danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Morgan WhiteFang If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Crazy Jay the Ninja (May from Pokemon, Momomi, Chikaru, and Tamao from Strawberry Panic, Tomoyo and Nagisa from Clannad, Shana from Shakugan no Shana, Natsumi, Ako, and Yuuna from Negima!?), stavri(Tsubomi, Shizuma, Nagisa, Miyuki, Chikaru, Kagome, Chiyo, Kanou Mizuho from Strawberry Panic!, yumi,sachiko,youko yoshino shimako,noriko from Maria-sama ga Miteru, himeko and chikane from Kannazuki no Miko, shizuru, natsuki, mai, mikoto, chie, aoi, haruka, yukino from Mai Hime/My Otome.). HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore), SlytherinLuver(Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Tom Riddle, Edward Cullen), Morgan WhiteFang (Shizuma from Strawberry Panic!, Louis from The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice) If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, stavri, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Morgan WhiteFang If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Crazy Jay the Ninja, Stavri, Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Morgan WhiteFang If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Crazy Jay the Ninja, stavri, AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...),SlytherinLuver(it waz very painful but not az bad az falling down stairs), Morgan WhiteFang (I've fallen down, up, sideways, and every which way: me and stairs do not mix very well...). i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile. You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile. "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure." "Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence." The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else." "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." "I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen." "Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!" "Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me." "I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't...OH! LOOK! SHINY!." "A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly kill them." "When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you havea thousand reasons to smile." "I'm smiling because I'm your brother. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it." If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on ur profile. "It's not about being who everyone else wants you to be, it's about being yourself and finding someone who loves every bit of it." "When every little girl in kindergarten wanted to be a princess, I kinda wanted to be a vampire." Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Remeber I DID NOT write this, it is from someone else, but please, pick the right choice There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS:Will help you move a body. Let me know if you ever need me to bring my shovel. FRIENDS: Will be concearned when you throw up at parties. (Cough Jason Cough) BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at your dumb ass for puking. (HA! JASON HA!) FRIENDS: Will ask what's wrong. BEST FRIENDS: Will already know what's wrong without even asking. FRIENDS: Will wish you were best friends. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at these because most of these things have already happened. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eye. Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow. You aren't gangster unless you have an orange dot. Out of my mind, please leave a message. People are like slinkies, basically usless; and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs. I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. Hate... A kind of love given to people who are dumb. Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you. If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you. :) When you stressed just... YODEL! Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Anyone can make you smile, anyone can make you cry, but it takes someone real special to make you smile with tears in your eyes. People: Dogs must be on a leash at all times... Dogs: Grrr Bark Bark Woof Grrrrrrrr Bark I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard. I'm rad, you're rad... but if you hug me, I'll slap you silly. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER! Take candy, not drugs. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Friendship is like peeing your pant. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. My imaginary friend thinks you have problems. I hope you choke on every word you spoke when you were screaming at me. (not really, you weren't screaming at me... or were you?) I am absolutely awesome (agree or die) Caution, water on road during rain. Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall. WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to? The worst part about being lied to is knowing you're not worth the truth. If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up. Don't like my attitude? Call 1 - 800 - Kiss - My -A If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty. Even the best fall down sometimes. Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much. Read my lips : Olive Juice: Thanks for listening, have a nice day. Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C. A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you... I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK! Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate! There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't. They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can! Welcome to the internet, pants optional. Elmo watches you from your closet. Beware the zombie flowers from BEYOND beyond the grave! I always believed that paradise was a library. Love is tender and knows no gender. Speak your mind even if your voice shakes. A woman shouldn't have to die to be free from abuse. Love couldn't be wrong. Het...Yaoi...Yuri...Whatever...Love is love. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier. Keep your coins...I want change. GLBT...And Proud! Protester holding a sign: "Homosex is a Biohazard!" Protestor behind him holding a sign: "Homosex is sin-sational!"' There is nothing queer about loving another human being. We the people...Means everyone...Rainbow Marriage is about love...Not gender. Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Teaching...It would be a great job...If it wasn't for the students. Smoking could kill a person one day...Maybe you should try it. :D There's a full and very reasonable explanation that mostly does not involve me being drunk. Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept. Procastination. The art of keeping up with yesterday. I belong in Disneyworld...It calls to me like the mothership. OOPS! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Too Bad! The stupid people have to stay on that side of the internet. The story you are about to see is true. The names have not been changed. Screw the innocent. Don't make me get my flying monkeys. It's not PMS...It's you. Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a q-tip again! OMG. I think I just saw Paris Hilton. No, wait, that was a twig. Lousy pick-up line #42: 'So...You're a girl, huh?' Me: 'Really? You noticed?' laughs Dinosaurs aren't extinct...They're just hiding. I earned a poking licence...So grumblebug can't bug meh... Sex is not the answer...Sex is the question and yes is the answer. Awww...The sky is crying... Suck my pianist. Just because I am paranoid...Doesn't mean it's all not true... Behind every girl is a dumbass guy/girl who did her wrong and made her strong. Just remember: it's your loss and she'll never be like me. Cover your ears honey, because the magazines and celebrities scream "You'll never be good enough!" And if you hear their lies too many times, they won't be lies anymore. When words fail...Music speaks. I've got a backbone stronger than yours. Such a beautiful disaster. Blessed with curves. Make awkward sexual advances...Not war. Make love not war. My stomach hurts because people keep trying to feed me crap, and I'm going to throw it all up in their faces. Stay true to yourself. Love: The crime we all commit. Don't confuse me with your lies. Sometimes it's okay to get a little crazy. Haters make me famous. If your stomach feels weak- my job here is done. Love me. Hate me. Whatever. Music. It relieves my pain. No music = No life. Note to Self: I miss you terribly. I'm sorry I can't be perfect. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. It's a lot easier to say you're angry, than admit you are hurt. Smile. Let every one see you're a lot more stronger than you were yesterday. Don't try to be cute with me. I know you hate yourself. You would end your stupid lies now. But you're too spineless. Life is like photography. You use the negatives to develop. Sometimes you need a second chance, because time wasn't ready for the first. (S)he's my greatest weakness, yet my greatest security. When the rest of the world walks out, I promise I'll still be here. Girls look me up and down and have nothing to say. But it's funny how the words come out when I walk away. If (s)he's dumb enough to walk away. Be smart enough to let go. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. It's funny how people become who they promised they'll never be. There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about those from your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your present. And there's nothing like the end, that makes you appreciate new beginnings. In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. Judge me- I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do- I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it- watch where I end up. Call me a beyotch- and I'll show you one. Screw me over- And I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy- you really have no idea. :D Hug a tree. They have less issues than people. Don't play games with a girl who can play better. Awkward originality...Not avaliable in stores. The truth hurts...So we lie. Just be who you want to be, not what others want to see. Laugh more. Gripe less. Ignore critics. Say yes to dessert. Love life. You think you know me, but you have no freaking clue. Life's journey is not to arrive safely at the grave, in a well-perserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "...Holy crap...What a ride!". So we're a little crazy...That's how we roll. Live a little. You can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy. I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous. I'll always live for my friends, and the nights I don't remember. :D The only things in life you regret are the risks you didn't take. Screw the haters, the jerks, the people out to get you. The whiners, the people who cheat you. The people who pretend to be your friend. Those who are purposely mean to you. Those who purposely lie. The hypocritical, the greedy, the decievers. Those who don't appreciate you. Forget what you have heard. Love your haters because they're your greatest fans. Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm tripping? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit down. Can't face me? Turn around. Sometimes you have to get weak, just to realize you're strong. Always stay strong. Everybody has a pair of beautiful wings. It just takes a little time for them to grow. I know I've made a lot of mistakes, disappointments, and failures. I promise though there is a part of me still worth keeping. The type of guy to burst out laughing in total silence about something that happend days, weeks, even months ago. Everyday I smile and act like nothings wrong. It's called putting everything aside, and simply being strong. "Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry." "Unless you've lived my life, DON'T judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me." "I luv my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends." "I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my best friends." "I smile because you've all finally driven me insane." "If you luv something let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't then it never was." "Best Friends: Know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public." "I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it." "Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive." He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'" "Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait." "I'm smiling. That alone should scare you." "I'm a son hiding my depression. I'm a brother making a good impression. I'm the guy sitting next to you. I'm the one asking you to care. I'm your best friend hoping you'll be there." If you have ever had a friend or know someone who had a friend that commited suicide, put this on your profile. "Life is like a movie: If you're sad, thats drama. If you're afraid, there's suspense. If you're angry, here's your action. When you look in the mirror, you got horror. Now you're smiling, thats comedy." "Although fire dwells within my soul, it cannot melt the ice throughout my heart." "When the rest of the world ignores you, I'll still care." "Taking over the world is hard." "The womyn came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile. |
No Longer Sixteen by Asakust reviews