The turtles must endure a belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Forced to tackle many awkward and previously taboo topics, their most closely guarded secrets are revealed... whether they like it or not! Set in 2007-verse with bits of 2003 and Mirage thrown in for fun. Rated M for sex, drugs, and too-realistic descriptions of Ninja Turtle naughty bits.

Set after the episode Perils of Penelope (Original Series) Some Penny/Virgil loving.

Re-write of For Once. After Anderbad something was sparked between Penelope and Virgil, or it would have had Scott not been in their way until he can allow himself, just for once, to be someone other than the oldest Tracy brother and Field Commander.

UPDATED chp 18! Dorothy is all grown up but has lost everything during the Great Depression. A chance storm has landed her in Oz. Some things have changed over the years, including her feelings for a certain King of Oz. But will she stay or will she go?

Post AWE. Elizabeth is determined to be loyal & wait for Will,but she loses her memory in an accident. Luckily,a certain pirate captain comes to the rescue,but will he tell her the truth about the past,or rather attempt to win her heart as a stranger? JE

Post AWE: Elizabeth is faced with a decision and must make a choice, but whatever her choice may be, she will lose something or someone dear. She enlists the help of Jack, the only person left that she trusts but will he agree to her proposal? Jack & Liz

SPOILERS FOR AT WORLD'S END! Two years after the third movie Elizabeth finds herself bored with her life after all the adventures are over. So when a certain pirate captain comes knocking, she's more than happy to join him in a search for a lost treasure.

What happens when Elizabeth gets hit on the head and doesn't remember her fiance, Will, but instead only remembers Jack? Sparrabeth, please read and review. Chapters one thru four have been edited and are much improved!

A rose is a rose is a rose, but was Betelgeuse always a Betelgeuse? What began as a simple deal to get Lydia home safe might just result in the end of them both... Unless they can track down the truth before it's too late. Movie-verse; set 7 years later.

Boys will be boys. Michelangelo's creativity proves tricky to remove from Raphael. Leonardo and Donatello talk about girls.

Basking. It's a turtle thing. Splinter realizes that his sons are depressed and procures a device that's sure to brighten their mood! Oneshot. A heaping helping of pure sunny goodness, with a bit of Don x April fluff on the side!

Shock didn't suspect Lock to be spying on her, but she catches him, and there's hell to pay. Now these two are left with some unspoken feelings, and a couple things they need to figure out. But it was just one look...right? LxS Continued! New title

Elliot has a really bad day and she ends up snaping and makes a bad choice. Carla sends Dr. Cox to change her mind. Can he turn it all around for her? Perry/Elliot

In which pasts are remembered, secrets are revealed, and everything generally goes to hell. Death doesn't fix anything, it just changes the scenery. Continuation of The Man Who Sold The World. Movieverse, BeejLyds, M for zomgSEX. Complete.

Nightmares plague Jack's dreams. So what does this have to do with Lock, Shock and Barrel?

El Mañana marked the death of the Gorillaz guitarist. However, in reality, it only made Noodle more hateful than ever. And that's just how he likes it. Rated M for language, violence and sex.

Amy is just about to watch Pirates when she gets an unexpected visitor...

When Murdoc finds an unorthodox inamorata the rest of the band are unsure how to handle it. But when it seems as though the situation is set to stay, a certain singer is feeling uncomfortable with Murdoc's shift of attention. Slash! MurdocX2D

It's up and revamped! It's about when Lock was still alive on his last Halloween.... Rated PG for character death and what can be considered as language.

Finally Finished. Sorry for the long wait.

Five years AFTER TNBC. Jack and Sally have one child who seems to have inheirited Jack's lust for the unknown. An event follows on Halloween that could spell doom for Halloween town itself. Chapter 12 finally up! ^.^

A cute little Lock/Shock fic I wrote off the top of my head. Absolute fluff ^-^. Please R&R!

{Takes place right after Two to Go} Warren wakes up in hell and wonders if Jonathon and Andrew will remember him, or even notice he is gone.

Lock and Shock wait for Barrel. Alone...

FINISHED!! A Lock/Shock romance set seven years after the events with Christmas Town. Rated R for use of language, romance and violence. Thanks again to all my wonderful reviewers :)

A short Lock/Shock romance. Very cute and fluffy!