Hi! I'm Konan!

I... I am Pein.

We decided to come to this site to get away from all of the stuff that the Akatsuki does on a regular basis, even if only for a little while.

It is certainly not easy leading an organization. Even gods grow weary.

Y-yeah. Pein-sama does a lot of paperwork, and I know firsthand how annoying that is.

Indeed. We have taken a break from writing and have taken up the pastime of... writing.

Eheh...

...How that bit of irony escaped me is beyond my knowledge.

That is rather humorous. But I, personally, love writing! It's one of my favorite things to do with paper! Aside from, of course, my origami.

Ha, name a thing you don't like that involves paper.

Paperwork.

Touché.

But enough about that! Let's talk about our current projects!

Absolutely. Konan, if you would please.

Right!

Currently, we are working on a project that involves Black Zetsu, Madara, Sasuke, Jiraiya-sensei, and Naruto. Of course, Black Zetsu is more of a tertiary character, but he's important in his own right. We call it 'Madara III,' or 'Madara the Third.' It's a work-in-progress that will hopefully be finished (the outline, that is) by, at most, two months from now.

Though we are not closed off to the idea of writing one-shot spoofs from time to time. This is supposed to be a fun pastime, after all.

Yeah.

...Excuse me? ...What the hell do you mean, 'Deidara's blown up the art museum?!'

Huh?

Apologies, Konan. I have just received word that Deidara was trying to show the curators and public what 'true art' is.

Oh, Deidara... Pein-sama, why did we hire him again?

He's a powerful asset...

Well, he is when applied properly.

Right, but only Tobi likes him. And Deidara hates Sasori, too, so... well, we've got to go. Later!