
HELLO! So this is my profile :) I'm not really sure what to write, but here goes...:
My name: Georgia.
My age: 13.
Gender: Female.
My nationality: Britain :).
Holidays: Usually Ireland or Spain.
Furture Dreams:To travel the world and to get a career in media.
Favourite books:
Hungergames (all 3)
Harry Potter
...There are loads I am just terrible under pressure...
My hobbies are:
Reading,
Dancing like an idiot,
Sleeping (typical teenager),
Writing pointless stuff about myself on my profile,
Continuously hurting myself (not very fun),
And singing remixs of songs to myself :)
My favourite food:
I know this will sound so weird, but bread. Thats right, I am a freak - GET OVER IT!
Favourite ice cream:
Mint choc chip/Vanilla
Favourite singer/s:
Taylor Swift,
Ed Sheeran,
OLLY MURSSS,
Favourite songs:
Fix You (Coldplay),
Soul Sister (Train),
Any Olly Murs song,
and Taylor Swift song,
AVPM/S songs :)
Favourite movie:
HARRY POTTER (Or A Very Potter Musical/Sequal on youtube :))
Or any old disney move (eg. Hercules!)
Favourite subject:
Drama/English
I HATE:
Dead flesh. (I am not weird. It is gross.)
Waking up early and having to get out of my warm bed.
Flying ants, (Frightning childhood.)
Snake or scorpions or anything that can poison/kill me!
You're probably not interested in any of this, and I can't think of anything else to write, so thats it XD
Now time for copy and paste!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile
Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that copy and paste is stupid and you do it anyways, copy and paste this onto your profile. (:
If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that people who are desperately in love with Twilight are wasting their lives, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're that person who checks their email every two seconds to see if someone reviewed/favorited/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile XD
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside!
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?(Whose body?))
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would only hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm . . . something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . well, then again maybe not . . . Oh, those Koreans!)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use under water and in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one . . .)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh, go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On a package of Fing'rs fake nails:
For use on nails ONLY.
(Well gee, I was gonna put em on my face! Darn!)
(Copied from Morningstar1997's profile)
Congratulations! You were either loyal or a cheater!
Byee! :)xx