Hello!!
My name is Dania.

I am completely obsessed with the Twilight series. I am Team Switzerland, I can't decide between Edward or Jacob
though I would gladly take Emmett or Jasper. My favorite colors are black and blue and I am ok with other colors
except pink.

Books I like: The Twilight Series(as I mentioned earlier), Maximum Ride, Shattered Mirror, Werewolf Rising
(I mostly read anything about vampires, werewolves, witches, ect.) (I'm just weird like that)

Favorite Bands: Three Days Grace, Paramore, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Flyleaf, Evenescence(any rock or metal)

Favorite Quotes...

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." Edward Cullen.
"Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off." Edward Cullen.
Be Safe. Edward Cullen's note to Bella.
"Do I dazzle you?" Edward Cullen.
"You think I lifted a van off of you?" Edward Cullen.
"I hear voices in my mind and you're worried you're the freak?" Edward Cullen.
"You are exactly my brand of heroin." Edward Cullen.
"Bella, I will stay with you. Isn't that enough?" Edward Cullen.
"If I could dream at all it would be about you." Edward Cullen.
"So why'd you stab him?" Edward Cullen.
"So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil?" Mike Newton.
"Edward Cullen is staring at you." Jessica Stanly.
"That's Edward. He's gorgeous of course." Jessica Stanly.
"Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear." Jacob Black.
"Does my being half naked bother you?" Jacob Black.
"I think Quil likes you, too." Jacob Black.
"Werewolf, remember?" Jacob Black.
"Love you more." Jacob Black.
"The clouds I can fights, but I can't fight an eclipse." Jacob Black.
"Sure, sure." Jacob Black.
"I'm not a saint bernard!" Jacob Black.
"Okay, just Jacob and Bella. None of those freaky virgo's here." Jacob Black.
"Don't worry about the bloodsucker. He's just jealous." Jacob Black.
"As long as you like me best." Jacob Black.
"I never see anybody else. I only see you. Even when I close my eyes." Jacob Black.
"Trip again Bella?" Emmett Cullen.
"No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face." Bella Swan.
"My mortality. I'm putting it to a vote." Bella Swan.
"Stupid reliable vampire." Bella Swan.
"Jasper, what do vampires do at bacholer parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" Bella Swan.
"And I flung myself off a cliff." Bella Swan.
"Nothing slows down traffic like a cop." Bella Swan.

If you are totally in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional characters Jacob Black or Edward Cullen, put this into your profile.

If you think that losers that hate/don't get Twilight are stupid and have no brain whatsoever, put this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you swear you'll throw yourself off the nearest building if they cast a bad Edward and/or Edward for the Twilight Movie or mess it up beyond possible reasoning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people start starin at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If before the twilight movie, you've imagined that edward cullen looked like ed westwick. (I made this one up- Rayven Storme)

If your happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile

If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and past this to your profile.

If inappropriate things make you laugh, copy and paste this to your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills regularily, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever begged your parents for something so much they get frustrated and buys you the thing you were begging for copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like blue copy this to your profile.

SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile. (i've walked into a glass balcony door if that counts. how low can a window be to run into it? lol)

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If someone rejected you, a friend would comfort you. But a best friend would go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" If you are/ have a best friend, add this to your profile.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero. ‘Nuff said.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . . (didn’t that first air in 1999?)

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future.
Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: s-e-xier Than You since 1901

If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that there are actually worlds and worlds of life beyond what we read in books, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile (already found him. They are oddly VERY alike in personality)

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bilingual or more copy this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy-and-pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile.

If you believe in second chances, post this in your profile and add your name: Californiagirl1426, Lindsay Lupin, Noel Weasley, Thecrazyfanficcer, ghilliekitten, wild imagination, Rayven Storme

If you think you know too much/not enough, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you totally messed up a story, or made it boring on the first chapter, in fanfiction, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the Simpsons are annoying copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are too busy with school to update, and tired of putting notes about it in your stories, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout "Your mum!" at some random time in your life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm putting all this to make this copy-and-paste a heck of a lot longer than it has to be; I'm just smart like that. (not sure if that made sense. Time to re-read!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or mat not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

math is overrated. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are someone who doesn't like and/or has issues with math but is just as intelligent as someone who likes math.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you like poptarts copy and paste this into your profile

ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100 AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

Stop the C2 bashing! There are lots of C2 managers out there that are labeling people's stories as "Mary Sues" and " review begging authors". If you get tired of people reading your story, posting it in a mean C2, and not having the decency to review to tell you about it, or even to PM BEFORE they label your story, Add your name and copy and paste this to your profile! Argetlamgirl. ghilliekitten, wild imagination, Rayven Storme

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile. (That's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it...) ((I like what that person wrote in the single parenthesizes so I‘m leavin’ it there. Ya dig??))

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Nancy Drew, put this in your profile.

If you think Nancy Drew and Ned Nickerson should be together forever, copy/paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are getting tired of this extremely long profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs, copy/paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you realize that Hollister is a paradigm of the mass over-corporation of our world and the pathetic teenaged need for labels, copy this into your profile.

If you understood that, copy this into your profile

if you think the same thing about Ambercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, Claire's (and any of it's offshoots) or the Bannana Republic, then copy and paste this into your profile. (and if there's something missing, copy and paste this and then add it.)

if you think blue jeans are a perfectly normal thing to wear, and don't understand those who don't like to wear them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol and have sex... put this in your profile if you like bagels. (um…what happened there?)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If annoying people get on your nerves then copy this onto your profile!

If you hate preps then copy this onto your profile!

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a perfectionist, who still manages to post chapters with over a thousand mistakes in them, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever looked for someone or something a million times, and are still trying to find them/it, copy this into your profile, and then keep on looking.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profileIf you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone?, goody goody gumdrop 06,poniescheerleader1993 (when i'm extremely bored), ghilliekitten, Wildimagination, Rayven Storme (Dido)

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I licked it actually. Just couldn’t get to the VERY tip of it.)

If you're a slow runner...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile. (People look at me and think I’m a self-centered mean pretty girl until they get to know me.)

If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe music is good for the soul; copy and paste (duh) this into your profile. (i made this one up too- rayven storme)

This really scared the shitaki out of me! gr8 for scarying little siblings!!: ok, there is a story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

ITS NOT MUCH TO SAVE YOU LIFE!! DO IT YOUR IDIOT!!

Jasper and Emmett’s list of HOW TO ANNOY EDWARD!!

1. Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.

2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.

3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

4. Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD

5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school.

6. Make sure and tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him.

7. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob

8. Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY)

YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET HORNY NOW!

And repeat. Over and over and over.

9. Tell him it was Jacob’s idea.

10. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he’s thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it’s just you.

11. Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he’s stupid when he won’t answer your question.

12. For his birthday give him a 100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn’t eat food.

13. Post his phone number and address on e-harmony.

14. Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul.

15. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

16. Steal his Vanquish and program his radio to only play Lollipop –unedited of couse. Make sure he can’t turn it off or get it replaced.

17. Replace his ringtone with ‘Outta my head’ by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can’t change it.

18. Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.

19. Refuse to replace them.

20. Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.

21. Get offended when he refuses.

22. Take him to Victoria’s Secret with Alice.

23. Constantly whisper in his ear “Chinese Fireball….ooooooooh!” (HP REFERENCE)

24. Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.).

25. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.

26. Key his car. ‘Jacob and Edward LURVE’

27. Get him on that show ‘intervention’. Make sure everyone knows he addicted to heroin.

28. Tell him you have Bella as a witness if he denies it.

29. Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.

30. Call him a liar when he says no.

31. Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak.

32. Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.

33. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.

34. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.

35. Make him watch the twilight movie.

36. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.

37. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

38. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn’t eat it.

39. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

40. Ask him if he’s a virgin.

41. When he says yes, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.

42. Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Zac Efron.

43. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn’t the star of the singing high school people.

44. Tape porn to his walls.

45. Make sure Bella sees it.

46. Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stero.

47. Refuse to take them down.

48. Tell him Jacob thinks he’s a sex god.

49. Tell him Jane thinks he’s better than a sex god.

50. Start singing ‘Paper cut’ around him. Constantly.

tad ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Are u on the floor laughing, getting up then hit your head on something? Same here!

This is 30 ways to piss Jacob Black off! Make a note of it then stalk him and then do all of this stuff to him:

1. Make over 1000 copies of the icon which repeats the phase: Jacob Balck must die!

2. Put it EVERYWHERE he can see it.

3. Make it the world's newest catchphase

4. Blame the whole thing on Sam and/or Emmett and/or Jasper and/or Edward

5. Buy him a dog and tell the dog to take him for a walk

6. Make the sign of the cross near him and say very loudly: IN THE NAME OF EDWARD THE SEX GOD AND DEFFO NOT THE STUPID MUTT JACOB!

7. Tell Jacob hes a good doggie when he comes out of the toilet

8. Tell him he cant have chocolate because it will kill him

9. Tell him that Nessie has died

10. Tell him that it was Edward who killed her

11. Make sure that Edward, Bella and the rest of the Cullens are safe before doing numbers 9 and 10

12. Make sure he knows that Leah imprinted on him

13. Blame Leah...

14. Announce that Nessie has three other boyfriends called Mike Newton, Eric Yorkie and Tyler Crowley!

15. Tell him that La Push sucks

16. See if he notices the pun (make sure that a vampire said it to him and that a vampire is in La Push)

17. Remind him every five minutes that Edward can also share his thoughts

18. Spread a rumour that both Nessie and Leah are pregnant

19. When he says he doent care if Leahs pregnant, remind him of her birthday party

20. When he doesnt remember, tell him that he snuck off with Leah when he enloped with her!

21. When he is about to punch you, tell him that you heal fast

22. Tell him that was how it was for Bella when she hit him

23. Take him to see the Twilight film and ask him if he knows he was almost fired from the film because he was crap

24. Make sure Bella has a force field around you first

25. Remind him that Nessie is under 13 so she cannot enlope with him

26. She can however do it with her other three bfs

27. If your bored, remind him of his time with Bella when Edward left

28. Tell him he should have raped her then and there and everything would be different now...

28. Remind him that his fan girls are losing interest

29. Stage whisper to Emmett that Jacob lost Bella to a dead person

30. Tell him that you hate him so much that actually you: A. Bothered to write this, B. Actaully bother to copy and post this onto your profile or C. You bothered to read this!

This is TOTALLY homemade! It's soooo funni right?? It is! (evil smile)

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goo

-On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

-On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
-On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
-On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
-On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
-On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
-On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
-On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile