Jordhide bio
 Author has written 16 stories for Aliens/Predator, X-Men: The Movie, Star Wars, Star Wars, Tomb Raider, Gears of War, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and Batman. I don't like describing myself. So let's talk about someone else. Someone infinitely cooler. Geronimo! The Doctor: Why this one? Why did I choose this face? It's like I'm trying to tell myself something. Like I'm trying to make a point. But what is so important that I can't just tell myself what I'm thinking? I'm not just being rhetorical here. You can join in. Barney: I don't like it. The Doctor: What? Barney: Your face. The Doctor: Well I don't like it either. I mean it's alright up to the eyebrows. Then it just goes haywire. Look at the eyebrows! These are attack eyebrows. You could take bottle caps off with these. Barney: They are mighty eyebrows indeed sir. The Doctor: They're cross. They're crosser than the rest of my face. They're independently cross! They probably want to cede from the rest of my face and set up their own independent state of eyebrows. That's Scot, I am Scottish and I've gone Scottish. Barney: Yes you are. You are definitely Scot sir. I hear it in your voice. |
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Love Poultice 9 by That Wolfy Bastard reviews
AU set in the time of ancient Arlathan where Lavellan is a village healer and a young Fen'Harel is her reluctant, troublesome patient after he saves her from a bear! The romance! The laughter! Tired of the usual solevellan romances with the heartbreak and fluff? No? Well give this a try when you're done with the others. I'll wait.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,728 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - [Solas, Lavellan]
The Trick by DrKCooper reviews
My first foray into this fandom. Stella contemplates the complexities of finding a person to meet her physical, emotional needs. A Stella/Reed fic. Rated T for the singular use of coarse language.
Fall - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Stella G. - Complete
Kings of the Wild Frontier - Part Three by wordbyrd reviews
There's a wedding, and a shooting. Just another day for Dr. Schultz, really. His new companion, on the other hand...
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Dr. Schultz
Kings of the Wild Frontier - Part Two by wordbyrd reviews
"I can assure you that I have no plans to harm you, such as things stand at this moment – this is simply a business transaction. As a bounty hunter, I work in a flesh-for-cash business. The only difference this time is that I am simply transporting you – out of the goodness of my heart, might I add!" A young fugitive struggles to place her trust in a formidable bounty hunter.
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Dr. Schultz
Kings of the Wild Frontier - Part One by wordbyrd reviews
"Now, Fräulein, if you please – perhaps I might converse with you about this predicament that you find yourself in?" This is an imagined back-story for the fantastic and complex character Dr. King Schultz.
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2013
Tie your heart up with string by hermymad reviews
A story that picks up and becomes AU from after the proposal scene. How will Jo cope and how will the loss of her beloved Teddy affect her and the people around her? What should have happened between Laurie and Jo after that day.
Little Women - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,116 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Jo M., Laurie - Complete
Gears of War 2: Crimson Cross by Fire Kunai reviews
Jennifer Anderson is a meek, spineless and cowardly COG medic. She's a disgrace to the uniform. So how the hell did she end up with the esteemed Delta squad? *Gears of War 2 novelisation with some twists and mild Ben Carmine/OC* *As of 29.06.2012, Chapter 1-6 edited*
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 91,662 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Marcus F., B. Carmine
An Evening in London by Mariagoner reviews
Jo and Laurie go bashing around in London on their honeymoon... and Jo decides she needs to learn a few new tricks to do her proper duty. Jo/Laurie, married.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Clockwork Angels by Virgins-and-Surgeons reviews
Love is blind, lust is deaf, psychosis is obvious. The slow decay of Michelle King to the villainous Schwarzwald, a jolly jaunt into screaming oblivion. Sometimes, when there's nothing left but insanity, you make friend with the worst sorts of people.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,368 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Joker - Complete
Edge of Defense by AuronKae reviews
6A.E. The newly-formed Alpha-Four are met with their first hurdle; a little Pesenga girl. Can Baird finally find something to fight for among the wreckage? Witness the story that brought Baird and Cole together as brothers and friends. For MATURE readers
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,661 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - D. Baird, A. Cole
A Night To Remember by Mariagoner reviews
With a wedding day comes a wedding night. But who on earth could have predicted that Jo and Laurie's one could have proceeded quite *this* madly? Jo/Laurie and a night that they'll remember for the rest of their lives. Slight AU, strong sexual content.
Little Women - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,103 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Foaming at the Mouth by Sassy Lil Scorpio reviews
Insanity is far more frightening when cleverly concealed and unpredictable. [A character study on Elle Driver.]
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Ellle D. - Complete
Star Wars Galaxies: Jahdi by Asaji reviews
AN: The following story is the first in a series of one shots based on characters I've played on Star Wars Galaxies. As an evolving writer, any constructive criticism would be appreciated.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
The Life And Times of A Murdering Bastard by Moneypenny1979 reviews
What was the life of Bill like? What events shaped him to become the Snake Charmer, head of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, a murdering bastard and the kind of man who would shoot his lover in the head? Spans from childhood to his showdown with Bea.
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 94,523 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 11/27/2004
Cut and Run by Nights Mistress reviews
When an undercover mission involving Elli Quinn goes drastically wrong, the only alternative is to cut and run.
Miles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003
Aliens De Profundis by Beckett Grey reviews
Set in a universe based solely on the first four movies. Ripley's genetically engineered child (an operation performed long after her death) searches for truth on the infested planet, Profundis.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2003
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What Will Be reviews
Tinkering with the idea that Batman had a sibling before his parents died. And perhaps that sibling wound up at the opposite end of the spectrum; the opposite end of the law. How would this revelation define both the man and the Bat?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., OC, Professor Hugo Strange
The Void in All Things reviews
Some backstory to lend credence to decisions made and events that came about in DA:Inquisition. Am trying to play around with the possibility that Trevelyan knew Cullen long before the events in Inquisition. This is my first romance-heavy fic, so go easy on me.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,719 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Cullen, Trevelyan] Dorian, Cassandra P.
Alistair's Nightmare reviews
A humourous and rather embarassing alternative to Alistair's nightmare in the Fade. I've never done romance before, so I thought I'd give it a shot. Alistair/Female Elf Warden.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Alistair, Mahariel
The Trouble With Angels reviews
My interpretation of ME3 borrows from the game with an AU-spin. Indoctrination theory will play a big role. Shepard's last push to defeat the Reaper threat will make her a little darker and more flawed. Possible Shepard/Liara or Shepard/Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Shepard (F)
A Grievous Redemption reviews
My take on Gears of War 3. Marcus Fenix searches for clues to his father's past, and his connection to the Locust Queen. His quest is impeded, however, by insurmountable odds, as he and Delta Squad make their final stand against vengeance-seeking Locusts.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,038 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009
War and His Daughter reviews
A Gears squad launches a more discreet offensive in order to decimate Locust numbers. With the help of a proficient linguist and battle-averse woman, the squad hopes to complete the mission.But plans are very fragile things, as they soon come to find out.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010
The New Breed reviews
Bruce is only beginning to find his footing as Gotham's Dark Knight.There's enough amorality in Gotham to fuel Batman's need for justice.An unlikely old-timer,aware that her crimefighting days are nearing an end,helps prepare Batman for dark times ahead.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
Crucible of Souls reviews
Follow up to No World for Heroes. The exile goes in search of Darth Traya and a Jedi cover-up, while her friends deal with problems of their own. Atton, missing at the end of NWfH, contemplates returning to his old profession.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,978 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007
Solitude's Enemy reviews
Lara continues her father's unfinished work,and competes with a new adversary to discover the truth about a seemingly insignificant cannibalistic tribe.The truth runs much deeper,threatening the existence of the human soul.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
No World For Heroes reviews
COMPLETE My take on the Exile's life, and Atton's, before the Mandalorian Wars. Their adventures, seemingly isolated, knot together to lead to familiar events in the game.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,052 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
Alien: End Game reviews
To stand on the shoulders of giants does not require self-control. Respect for newfound powers is not essential. But when these powers are wielded to create a terrible species, only survival becomes an imperative.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,831 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 5/8/2004
Last Flight Out reviews
Set between Episodes II and III. Does one small event have the potential to disrupt the plans of the Sith? Also includes my takes on the Solo family history.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 11/4/2004
The Rising Storm reviews
Weapon X resurfaces with a deadly agenda in mind. Nick Fury is no longer head of SHIELD, and its new leader is pitting mutants against mutants. Its first target: The X men.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004
To Our Knees reviews
My take on an event in Episode III. Palpatine has succeeded in turning Anakin. He now leads a massive army to efficiently eliminate all the Jedi, leaving no one alive.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2004
Two Soldiers reviews
A new kid on the block struggles to deal with his manifesting mutation and attends Xavier's school. But it turns out that he is also the perfect would-be assassin, in the right place at the right time...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004
Alien: Daemons reviews
COMPLETE A new facility enables the reinvention of the future:time travel. The Alien species can be brought back at any point in time. A journey 250yrs back to the beginning of the end is their last desperate hope for survival.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,101 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Complete