Cynical Winecask
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Joined 08-11-03, id: 437363
Hey there, mon Amis! I'm Ari, and I'll be your tour guide through my twilight zone.
Otherwise known as my imagination.
Mind you, I'm quite a freak. My favorite books are Harry Potter, Les Miserables, Jane Eyre, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, etc. I adore musicals, hate Julie Andrews, and worship Adam Pascal, Philip Quast, Anthony Warlow, Terry Mann, Frances Ruffelle, Johnny Depp, and Larry the Cucumber.
I constantly revoke people's talking rights, make snarky comments, make dirty comments, and sing.
My heroes consist of: Rachel, Katey, Katey's Mom, Erica, Darby, Jess, Eric, Sean, Conor Sewing, Ariel, Amanda, Rachel's Mom, Evie Kati, James, Genevieve, Colleen, my fish, Hayley, Ryan, Sarah N, Sarah K, Claire W, Kristin L, Vanna, Carolyn, Tom H, and Darby.I know I already mentioned her, but I haven't talked to her in a million years, so she gets mentioned twice. They all have done something to be worthy of the title of "Ari's/Bri's Hero." Stories to come as soon as I produce something you people would like. Want to talk to me? Try my other screenname: XHermionePotterX@aol.com
My other penname is Honest Deception, but I dont use it. Plus, my stories on there suck anyway. Hugs, kisses and pimp shirts for all!

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When women are depressed,
they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.

One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz by Jehan's Muse reviews
Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2002