Hi guys! Just a few things to tell you before you read this profile.

1. Hawktalon and Lunarwing are two different people. Well, we're not that different, but we are not physically the same person

2. We're Warriors freaks!

3. We are insane, crazy, stupid, energetic, mad, random; any of those fit the description

4. Any flames left on any of our stories will be responded to with a variety of colourful languages, and then used to toast our marshmallows and warm our buns

5. We will never write lemons! NEVER EVER! NO LEMONS FOR US! I can assure you that we won't write lemons . . . ever . . . not in a million years. Lemons are sour and not very nice to eat . . . unless they're on fish, when they're alright, but that's a completely different sort of lemon to what we just swore not to write

6. Proceed with caution. Half our profile makes 0 sense and the rest will make you laugh your brains out, only to be eaten by a zombie cat! To add, Hawktalon just discovered the amazing awesomeness of Doctor Who, is now obsessed and planning a Doctor Who and Warriors crossover. You have been warned! XD

Name: Lunarwing but please call me Lunar

Birthday: 17th of October

Age: Old enough to Drive but Not Old enough to Legally Drink

Favourite Colour: BLACK!

Favourite Song: Can you Feel my Heart by Bring me the Horizon

Favorite Food: Roast Silverside with Steamed Veggies

Favourite Cartoon: Bee and Puppycat

Favourite Show: Supernatural (I had scraps of a social life once but now I don't even have that)

Favourite Band: Disturbed

Favourite Music Genre: Heavy Metal Rock and Gothic Rock, but I prefer most genres. If you play Country or really bad rap in my pressence I will burn your music playing device and laugh insanely as you try to put out the flames

Home: Somewhere in Australia

Favourite Animal: CATS! Cats and More cats

Favourite Mythical Creature: Phoenix

Favourite Singer: David Draiman

Favourite Movie: Lost Boys (Yes that old Vampire movie)

Favourite Quote: "Can I shoot her?" "Not in Public"

Favourite Author: Anne Rice, Erin Hunter, J.K Rowling, K.A Applegate, Derek Landy, Roald Dahl, Steven King, Rick Riordan

Favourite YouTuber: TearofGrace (Binding of Issac, with a Sarcastic and Punny British guy)

Favourite Hobbies: Listening to Music, Drawing (In Pen), Writing, Killing Sims on Sims 1/2/3/4

Sexuality: Autochoris-sexual (Google it)

Strangest Dream: I was at school and Hawktalon was sitting next to me and then she said in a low voice 'Let The Bass Drop' and these sort of Purple Blue beams of power shot out of her hands, and then we were flying over a city and we saw the TARDIS so we flew down, and the doctor said we need to help save the world from These weird Vampire things with powers, in the end we found the leader and it turned at looked at me and said 'No Cordelia I am your Father' and it pulled off it's face to reveal my Girlfriend at the time. Then I woke up and My mother was looking at me funny then she asked why I was mumbling in my sleep 'No techno DJ The Bass Drop isn't my dad'

Name of Dream: Bass Drop Power Dad's

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(.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, "JUMP, YOU SPARKLEY FAIRY BASTARD

95% of girls would sit and cry if Justin Beiber jumped off of the Empire State Building. Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a soda and yell, "Do a flip!"

95% Of the girls in the world would cry a river if Justin Bieber was chosen for the Hunger Games, Repost this If you are the 5% that would just volenteer just to chase him around with a (Very) pointy stick!

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, AwynSparrowflight & Queen Of The Pens, Spottedwind19, Spottedfire0, Foxbracken, Bluepool, Featherleap, Featherwish of Windclan, Shastamaefirepool, Lunarwing-Hawktalon

Name: Hawktalon!! But you can call me Hawk :D

Favourite colour: Purple or TARDIS blue

Fav musician: Eric Johnson, Eric Clapton, Joe Satriani

Fav food: APPLE PIE!!!

Fav TV show: Doctor Who!!!

Fav animal: Cats!! Big cats and little cats!!

Fav mythical creature: DRAGON!!

Fav movie: Batman: The Dark Knight Rises or the War Horse

Fav Author: Erin Hunter, Steven King, Rick Riordan, Christopher Paolini

Fav Cartoon: Scooby-Doo!

Fav YouTube Collection: asdfmovie

Fav Band:

Fav Music Genre: Rock

Fav YouTuber: Pewdiepie

Fav Quote: 'I tried being normal, but I got bored. So I went back to being me

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Hawktalon's very helpful quotes

Rules were made to be broken

If at first you don't succeed, try and try again

If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence you failed

Never give up

Best friends don't let you do stupid stuff . . . alone

I click my pen when I'm bored . . . or just to annoy the teacher

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

She is my best friend. She laughs? I laugh. She cries? I cry. She falls down the stairs? I laugh. Then I fall down because I'm laughing so much and laugh even louder.

You know she's your best friend when she can understand you with your mouth full

Some say the glass is half full. Others say it is half empty. I say, "Are you going to drink that?"

Voldemort has a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the station

People who say nothing is impossible have obviously never tried to slam a revolving door

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face

Without me you're just aweso

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd have a dollar because you never leave my mind

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up

Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic . . .

When you get caught staring at him, just remember, he was looking back

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life

The best feeling is when you look at him and he's already staring

Wasn't Peeta also on fire?

Better to have loved and lost than to wonder what could have been

'Warning: Highly Flammable Liquid' is code for 'pour this on something and light it to see what happens'

Why is it that I can remember things that happened five years ago, but not for the life of me, remember why I opened the fridge

I swear some people got their license from a cereal box

When I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge

I'm not lost, I'm just making my own directions

I tried being normal, but I got bored, so I went back to being me

People who hate you are just your confused admirers. They can't figure out why everyone loves you

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and making them unimportant.

In America, they call him Jaws. Here in Australia, we call him Bruce

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode

Friends are the family you choose for yourself

We're not retreating . . . We're advancing in another direction

So, if guns don't kill people, people kill people . . . Does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person who is doing it

And the lord said unto John, "Come fourth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were hit by a bus, I'd be driving

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional

You know you watch too much Doctor Who when your computer battery looks like the TARDIS

Everything magically appears when your mum looks for it . . . "Mum, I lost David Tennant."

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The problem with reality is a lack of background music

I laugh in the face of death . . . maybe not laugh. It's more like a snicker . . . a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to bite me.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much toast no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil . . . but I still love him

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too

I’m not afraid of Death. What’s it gonna do? Kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

All the good guys are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you

Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real

What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron

If you know me, chances are you hate me

Set sail in a general that way direction

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

Stupidity is not a crime. You’re free to go

"I don't like ice-cream" The Kid Said "EAT SORBET YOU FREAK!" The Teacher Replied

Lunarwing's Pointless Advice (Warning: Lunarwing is a friendly girl, but has a mind wanting to take over the world)

Life is crazy. Isn't it great we can share it with others

'I like trains' won't work on your enemies, but it gives you personal satisfaction

Younger siblings were made to annoy you. So how do you think your older siblings see you

Death to the world, I'm drinking Solo

Don't follow in my footsteps, I'm known to walk into walls

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Normal people scare me . . . but not as much as I scare them

When in doubt, push random buttons!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident, Barney came and they all committed suicide

When all else fails, use duct tape

Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Don't think about yourself as ugly. Think about yourself as a beautiful monkey

Be a rebel! Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

I was normal before I met the freaks I call my friends! (For example, Hawktalon, she's insane)

You know when your insane when your friends can picture you on top of the Sydney Opera house singing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that will get on your nerves and it goes a bit like this"

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force [A brick? XD]

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

School = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives[oh my god it sounds like a jail sentence. . .]

Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me

I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die [For example; jump off the Sydney Harbor Bridge screaming, "I believe I can fly!"]

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F

People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important

If you can't convince them, confuse them

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem . . .

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it

Remember that some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them [Stupid laws]

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive

If all else fails, try reading the instructions [most of the time it doesn't work]

Lying is the most fun a girl can have, without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy . . . the floor just hates me

You're not short, you're vertically challenged

It doesn't matter how old you are - if a toddler hands you a toy phone you answer it

I'm not insane, I'm mentally awesome

Get stoned, eat wet cement

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation

I don't have a drinking problem, I'm just really thirsty

Problem: no keyboard found. Press F1 to continue

The world's going to hell and I'm driving the bus

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes [XP]

I'm a special type of colour blind . . . I can't see ugly people . . . anyways, where is half our class today?

Monkeys are cool . . . so is ice cream

Gum is chewy . . . so is something from Star Wars

You know it's time to clean your room when you need a hazmat suit to get in there

I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting your imminent demise

If you ever feel sick. . . EAT A TIMTAM

Slenderman is the biggest photo bomber ever

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own

GOD created the world, everything else is made in china

When life gives you melons… you might be dyslexic

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener

Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste

Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at

As I said before, I never repeat myself

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense

Therapy may be expensive, but popping bubble wrap isn't

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Some people are like slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so she/he can tell when They're really in trouble

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

She who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I said to him, "You'll be sorry."
He replied, "Oh, yeah? Why?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? (Heheheh :D)

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target

Virginity is like a soap-bubble, one prick and it is gone

If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child

Being a Smartass isn't a Attitude it is a Art Form

Life is Like a Sewer what you get Out of It Depends on what you put Into it

I play a Video game called Life, The Graphics are Awesome but . . . The Game play is Shit

just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock is broken and I'm wide awake. Not sure who won. :/

No I didn't trip... I just attacked the floor

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell, "Taste the freaking rainbow!"

Violence is never the answer, but it happens anyway.

I'm like a boomerang, throw me away and I'll come back and hit you in the face.

I'm a ninja. "No you're not." Did you see what I just did? "See what?" Exactly.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

I can't stand this weirdo. I am right here. I am not taking it back.

My vocabulary = 50% swearing and 50% sarcasm.

The moment you are forced to return to your ordinary life after watching an amazing movie.

Admit it. You have practiced your signature over and over again just in case you get famous.

I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

The moment you are laughing so hard and you try to stop. But you look at the person and laugh again.

I have always secretly wanted to pull the fire alarm at school. (I have)

The scary moment when you are about to go to bed and then you realize you had homework.

The human brain is amazing, it functions 24 hours a day and only stops when we are in the middle of exams. (so true!)

The girl you want to punch in the face because even her presence annoys you.

I hate when someone leaves my room but doesn't shut the door properly.

My level of maturity changes depending on who I am around.

If you don't do stupid things when you are young, then you haven't got anything to smile about when you are old.

"I don't want to turn 19, then I will be old?" *cry* "What are you going to do when you turn 30?" *cries even louder*

When you feel like crying your eyes out when you find out that its the last book in the series.

You are going to look like me when you are older! *cries*

My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display.

Weird is just a side effect of being awesome

Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before.

I am a teenager and getting out of bed is one of the hardest challenges of the day.

Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on the planet. They are treated like children and expected to act like adults.

Girl, your face is not a colouring book. Chill with all the make-up

When I was a kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everybody wants to date them (ugh gross Edward Cullen *gag*)

The awkward moment when you are avoiding eye contact with the teacher, so you won't be called.

We live in a world where losing your phone in more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Dear internet, you should feel special, I am choosing you over sleep and homework.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

You say psycho like it's a bad thing...

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

I intend to live forever...so far so good

Old enough to know better, young enough not to care

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boy/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

No I won't go to hell! They've got a restraining order against me!

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore I am a potatoe

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity got framed.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

.Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, don't let the door hit you on the way out

9 out of 10 people believe that 1 out of 10 people will always disagree with the other 9

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Next to my sanity

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

When life hands you lemons, throw something harder back.

That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.

It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous.

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks!

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.

Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them. (we are all looking at you Tony Abbot)

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience.

10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% bitch so you better be nice.

Those stupid kids should just give that loopy rabbit some Trix already!

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless.

Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met!

If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out?

Of course I’m out of mind! It’s dark and scary in there!

If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded.

If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried?

I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

If two wrongs do not make a right, try three.

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train.

Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking.

Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible?

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public.

What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!

Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.

I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

When all else fails bring out the duct tape.

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth.

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I am who I am. I do not seek your approval.

Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun

I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it.

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics.

The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy.

Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you!

Life is life a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet.

When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

Memory Foam: "It remembers me"

The 21 Fanfiction Commandments

1. Thou shall not intentionally write crappy fanfiction.

2. Thou shall not publish fanfiction unless thy or thy beta understands the difference between their, they're, and there.

3. Thou shall not review thine own fanfiction, whether thy do so anonymously or while logged-in to thine account. If thou wishes to speak to a reviewer, send thine reviewer a PM.

4. Thou shall not behave like a brat if thy fanfiction receives constructive criticism.

5. Thou shall not write a self-insert character who becomes the love interest of the main character in the series for which thou art writing.

6. Thou shall be humble when receiving both praise and critique.

7. Thou shall not create false profiles to review thine own stories for the sake of raising the review count.

8. Thou shall not place thy fanfiction up for public viewing whilst demanding that only positive reviews be left.

9. Thou shall not plagiarize another author's work.

10. Thy lemons shall be properly grown, being anatomically accurate and physically possible.

11. Thou shall not withhold chapters from thy stories because thy story is not getting reviews.

12. Thou shall not try to start a flame war with authors who leave constructive criticism.

13. Thou shall take flames with a grain of salt.

14. Thou shall know the difference between a flame and constructive criticism.

15. Thou shall permanently remove any plagiarized stories the first time thou hast been caught posting them.

16. Thou shall spell the names of canon characters correctly. If thou does not know how to spell the name of a canon character, consult Google, Wikipedia, and the character selection bar on the filter tab for your fandom's fanfiction.

17. Thou shall not change the names of canon characters if thy country's dub did not change them.

18. If thou must write a story containing pregnancy that is not parody, thou must depict pregnancy accurately.

19. Thou must understand the meaning of parody and satire.

20. If writing a fanfiction in a language that is not thine native language, thou shall get help from a beta who is fluent in that language.

21. If thou shall break any of these commandments, may thine payoff be worth it, for there art no rules in art but that thou art be good.

However, AlmightyGodAbove and Satan of Hell may leave thou some interesting reviews if thou break more than five of these commandments.

L: *dies laughing* this is so true!

L: Bold

RULES: You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? No one is perfect but I think I'm as perfect as I want to be

2. Tall? Yep I'm a stick bug 5'8

3. In your pajamas? No, but I normally am around this time of day (before 2 in the afternoon)

4. Left handed? Nope

LAST: 1. Friend you saw: Jason

2. Person to text you: Sammy

3. Was today better than yesterday? Nah they were about the same

FAVORITES:

1.Number: 6

2. Color(s): Black and Purple (such a Goth)

3. Fruit: Pink Lady apples

4. Place: my room when the Wifi isn't a asshole

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? yeah. My Aunty Marcia

2. Are you happy? I guess...

3. Are you sad? well given my mental state I'm always going to be a tiny bit upset but other than that Nope

4. Are you bored? Yep

5. Are you nervous? Nope

6. Are you tired? Yeah

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Cordelia (Yeah sue me!)

2. Nick names? Cordy, Cord, Delia (I hate it when people call me that though)

3. Eye color? Brown kinda like chocolate

4. Zodiac sign? Libra, Tiger

5. Male or female? Female.

6. Slut? Not in the slightest I feel exposed in dresses and floor length skirts much less slutty stuff (I have to wear Tights with skirts)

7. Smart? Everyone is smart in their own way (Jerky boys are smart at playing sports)

8. Hair color? Brown almost black

9. Long or short? Short (just reaches my shoulders)

10. Sweats or Jeans? depends on my mood

11. Phone or Camera? Phone. Can't live without it.

12. Drink or Smoke? Drink

13. Righty or lefty? Right handed!

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Zarah and Alison (Met at the same time)

2. First crush? I'd rather not go Into him, he turned out he wasn't such a great person

3. First pet? a Cat named Cadfale (my mum named him)

4. First big vacation? well my term of big holiday was when my family went to someone I consider a brother (Daniel Marley) birthday party in Wagga Wagga so...

CURRENTLY: 1. Eating? Subway

2. Drinking? V energy drink

3. I'm about to: Finish my School work... Grrrr

4 Listening to? The Vengeful One by Disturbed

5. Plans for today? Get through school, level up on Destiny, Stay sane

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller. I've had a smaller boyfriend, I didn't like it

2. Romantic or spontaneous? Both

3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive

4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? No...

2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yeah, happens on a monthly basis

3. Ran away from home? When i was ten, I almost did a few times (stuff was going on and I'd rather not go into much except it had to do with my first crush)

4. Broken someone's heart? Not that I know of

5. Been arrested? Still Not yet

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yeah

2. Yourself? Some days

3. Heaven? Depends what you think of heaven, I think there is a place after death but it isn't heaven with The Angels

4. Santa Claus? Nope

4. Love? Soul Mate? Yeah but they are hard to find and some people may have two or more

5. Do you like someone? In the love sense? Yep

6. Do you believe in God? No

7. Answered the truth on all questions? Yup

L= Bold
H= Strange I thingy

PREP
x You own a cell phone.
X You love/like going to the shops.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love coffee.
X you have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house

Total:
L= 2 out of 7
H = 2 out of 7

GOTHIC
X Black is one of your favourite colours.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You've shopped at Hot Topic
X You have worn black lipstick
X You dislike preps

Total:
L = 7 out of 7
H = 2 out of 7

PUNK
X You can skateboard
X you've worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
X you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total:
L= 5 out of 8
H= 5 out of 8

GEEK
X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.
x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total:
L= 6 out of 10
H = 8 out of 10 . . .

ATHLETIC
X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total:
L= 0 out of 10 (Well that's Funny)
H = 0 out of 10

HARDCORE/SCENE
X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes. (Boots?)
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total:
L= 5 out of 10
H = 1 out of 10

Lunarwing is a goth . . . wow I wouldn't have guessed *sarcastic*

Hawktalon: I'm a geek . . . so true though

Awkward moment when you trip up the stairs . . . in public

Awkward moment when you go scuba diving and you find Adele rolling in the deep

Awkward moment when you stick 2-minute noodles to the roof

Awkward moment when you're walking down the corridor and a noodle falls on your head

Awkward moment when you smash an Easter egg on your forehead and make a mark bigger than the egg

Awkward moment when you're tipping the cup up to get one piece of ice and all the ice decides to attack your face

Awkward moment when you're trying to spell Doctor Who and you write 'Doctor Woo'

Awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits someone else

Awkward moment when you realise that person wasn't waving at you

Awkward moment when the guy/girl you like has no shirt on

Awkward moment when people are singing happy birthday and you stand there, not knowing what to do

Awkward moment when it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy

Awkward moment when you fuse your popcorn to the bowl by pouring melted butter on it

Awkward moment when everyone is silent and you're eating popping candy

Awkward moment when your cat screams when you mention a TV show

Awkward moment when you sneeze and the gas flame goes out

Awkward moment when your screaming at something scary and it looks like your screaming in fear at a bunny

Awkward moment when you keep singing when the song ends

Awkward moment when you're the only person trying to start a mosh pit

Awkward moment when Voldemort puts on glasses and they fall off

Awkward moment when you say "Stop talking to yourself" out loud to yourself

Awkward moment when you realise that if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner got married, they would both be Taylor Lautner

Awkward moment when you try to spell instructions but instead write instons

Awkward moment when you want to eat plastic instead of chocolate

Awkward moment when the wrapper tastes better than the cheese

Awkward moment when you are in The Shopping Mall and You think You see a Friend so you Scream their Name and it's not them

Awkward moment when you fall up a hill.

Awkward moment when you say a famous quote and no one knows what you're talking about

Awkward moment when you delete what you said and have to rewrite it.

Awkward moment when you chase a paper in public

Awkward moment when you try using the force and everyone is staring

Awkward moment when the wind pushes your jacket and you think it's alive

Awkward moment when you turn the page and have no idea what you just read

Awkward moment when an emo goes to McDonalds and orders a happy meal

Awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale

Awkward moment when you run into a sign that says stop

Awkward moment when you try to turn around but end up falling on your face... In public

Awkward moment when you almost step on a push pin but miss it and still say ouch... in public

Awkward moment when you are looking for your phone and it is right there in your hand... in public

Awkward moment when you go to drink some water and you miss your mouth and it all pours over your shoulder and onto the person behind you.

Awkward moment when you go to a swimming pool and realise that you left your swimsuit at home.

Awkward moment when you fall out of a tree and land on someone else

Awkward moment when you dream of zombies baking you a cake...

Awkward moment when you are caught staring into space in the middle of class

Awkward moment when you have no clue whatsoever what is going on in your surroundings and you need to ask someone to explain.

Awkward moment when you go to kick the ball but end up kicking the person in front of you on their buttocks

Awkward moment when you dream about wolves that can breath underwater and you wake up in bed screaming "THE WOLVES STILL HAVEN'T CLOGGED THE PIPE!!!"

Awkward moment when you see the word 'explain' on a test.

Awkward moment when you are trying very hard to stay awake during a very boring class and you snore!

Awkward moment when you lose your phone and realize you left it on silent.

Awkward moment when you are in front of your mum/dad and your friends friends and they start mentioning the stupid shit you did and you're like : I'll kill you.

31 things Doctor Who has taught Hawktalon

1. Always stand up for what is right - no matter the odds

2. Never be afraid to act ridiculous

3. Sometimes, winning is no fun at all

4. Time is not a straight line - its more a wibbly wobbly timey wimey mess

5. A longer life isn't always a better one

6. Never knowingly be serious

7. Everybody dies - this is unavoidable

8. Time is not the boss of you

9. Be proud of your beliefs and your fashion sense

10. Not all victories are about saving the universe

11. The greatest weapon is your mind

12. Every species and individual has the right to live - even if they are a madman

13. The most ordinary person can change the world

14. Nothing's impossible - just highly unlikely

15. When it comes to living, it's not the time that matters, it's the person

16. The most amazing things in life come in small packages

17. Knowledge can be a powerful weapon

18. Your life may seem boring, but remember not everyone has a life as normal as yours

19. There's always a better way

20. Being alone can be good at times - but sometimes you need someone

21. Love can span the entire length of time and across the universe . . . and even across realities

22. It doesn't matter what you look like - you can be a hero, a fantastic person and extremely cool

23. Sometimes there isn't a baddie, just someone trying to do what they think is right

24. Talking nonsense can conceal important facts

25. Improvisation can save your life

26. Never ignore a coincidence

27. There's no point being grown up if you can't act childish once in a while

28. The most simple things can fuel and terrify your imagination

29. Faith is a great thing to have

30. When it's time to go, remember the best

31. The universe is vast, complicated and really very very beautiful

Hawktalon's Amazing Poems from almost everything

Warrior Cats fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar one someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naïve.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

Hunger Games
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me.
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry.

If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim.
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him.

When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time.
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime.

The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair.
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care.

I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce.
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something . . . Once.

Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games.
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names.

I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined.
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind.

I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too.
I'll never forget it
And that's just what I'll do.

Doctor Who. Sorry guys, I just had to (OMG THAT RHYMES XD) Btw, I don't own any of these.

Demons Run
Demons run when a good man goes to war,
Night will fall and drown in sun,
When a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies,
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war.
Demons run but count the cost,
The battle's won but the child is lost

Random DW poem I came across

Hold on tight,
the TARDIS is off.
With a jolt, a slam
and with a splutter and cough

Moving through space and time,
Spinning ‘round and ‘round.
Once again, the TARDIS is
future bound.

See what it's like,
The present, future, even the past?
He can go there,
and can get you there fast.

Don’t close your eyes,
don’t blink at all.
The Weeping Angels have
death in store.

From stone, to flesh.
They cover their eyes.
The Weeping Angels.
Don’t blink, or you're in for a surprise.

Along comes Martha,
Doctor and Jones.
Together they fight
against the Cybermen clones.

To take over all,
the Master is back.
But if Martha can stop him,
she will do just that.

Daleks and Hath,
Apidpose and the Family of Blood,
“I want my mummy,”
now who could forget that?

“Exterminate,”
is often heard,
but to the Doctor “RUN!”
is a common word.

Getting over red-eye,
breaking the Ood Sphere.
Now the Ood song
is heard loud and clear.

The planet of Gallifrey
fell under his converse.
He watched it burn,
this, he could not reverse.

Say goodbye. Say I love you,
only a short time left together.
The warp is closing,
Rose Tyler is trapped forever.

He’s the Doctor,
a Time Lord.
Be his companion, trust me.
You won't ever get bored.

To the starry sky
I look out every night
and keep my eyes peeled for
a blue box in flight.

So with his dark brown hair,
and the intelligent brain.
The Last of the time Lords,
regenerates again.

So Who is he now?
What will he bring?
Is he smart is he funny?
And can he sing?

Warriors Profile

What's your villain name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character):

L: Leafcloud - Leafpool, I liked her a lot and i hate Nightcloud for Stealing Crowfeather!

H: Foxshade - Foxleap is the best! I hate Mapleshade, she's so mean!

What's your kittypet name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

L: Loalfeol - Da F*K

H: Felopax - That is really cool . . . and I made it up

What's your suicidal Warriors name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

L: Foxdark or Darkfox - X)

H: Darktiger or Tigerdark - Why Lunarwing, why? You used fox!

What's your half-Clan name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

L: Shadestreak - ShadowClan and WindClan

H: Streamspark - RiverClan and ThunderClan

What's your rogue name? (First Random object you think of)

L: Screech

H: Batman . . . I'm joking . . . I'd be Striker

What's the Warrior name the website gave you?

L: Wildtalon - What Kind of Name is That!?

H: Hawktalon! That's why I'm using it, I like it!

If you could choose, what would be your Warrior name?

L: Lunarwing or Iceclaws

H: Hawktalon or Skyfire

What would your kit's names be?

L: Hailshine, Echoheart, Nightshade

H: Poopface - XD

What would be your deputy's name?

L: Hawktalon or Dawnstreak

H: Foxleap or Wintersong

What would be you mate's name?

L: Jayfeather X3 or Nightpelt

H: Foxleap or Wintersong - one can be deputy and the other can be my mate

What clan would you be in?

L: Shadowclan whahahaha!

H: ThunderClan for sure!

What's your sister's Warrior name?

L: Angelwing, Blizzardclaw

H: I don't have a sister . . . but if I did, she'd be Lunarwing (L: Awww Thank you)

What's your brother's Warrior name?

L: Darktalon, Owlcry, Foxpelt, Icestorm, Hawkflame (L: Yes I'm a Child of 8 -_-)

H: Birdscreech and Spikefur

Weird things to do!

Attempt to braid your armpit hair

Smell the sound of the taste of strawberries

Lick your eyebrows

Fall off the floor

Ride a door

Play twister underwater

Hug a can of baked beans

Smell the sun

Moo like a chicken

Murder a potato with a balloon

Grow other people's moustaches

Rub your nose on someone's arm

Sniff your lawn

Microwave soap

Do the worm on the couch

Shave a tennis ball

Ride a couch down the street

Learn to do the mexican wave with your eyebrows

Run at the wall between stations 9 and 10

Hang a chip from a tree

Eat air

Lick your tongue

Attempt to burp and sneeze at the same time

Slap someone with a loaf of bread

Write a book on how to read

Fill your mouth with whipped cream then run down the street screaming 'I HAVE RABIES!'

Take a stuffed animal to the vet

Order one chip

Name your teeth

Put a banana in your ear

Scream at a sink

Sit at the corner of a round table

Fall up a tree

Ride a block of ice down a golf course

Fall over twice, without getting back up the first time

Glue yourself to the roof

See how far you can slide down the up escalator at the shops on a mattress

Run up a wall

Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go to Hungry Jack's/Burger King

Pour water while spinning in an office chair

Eat the smell of a carrot

Run while eating scissors

Eat mayo from a jar in public

Go up to a Small person and Give them a Sock

Attach Yourself to Air

Iron a leaf to your floor

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