Okay, I just don't know what is wrong with girls these days. I HATE YAOI. All you weird freaks that masturbate to it make me sick. I'm sorry, but Yuki Sohma and Kyo Sohma from Fruits Basket are not gay. Hiro and Duo from Gundum Wing are not gay. Kenshin and Sano from Rurouni Kenshin are not gay. I don't know why you people like it so much, but for those who do, I'm here to set you straight.

(by the way, I do not hate gay people. I have a few gay friends myself. I hate straight people that are turned on by reading gay porn with no plot)