Sapphy Mayhide bio
 Hello I am a socially awkward person who may or may not be a sadist... AHEM! As for writing goes I will not write often... at all. Seriously. At all. I’m fandom and shipping trash. Keep in mind I’m anything but a cool kid. I ask that you try your best NOT to PM me. If you just need someone to fangirl with, I’m here. Ya need tips for writing from someone who’s decently good at pace with writing and making relationships work? I GOTCHA! Just PM me! Need someone to provide some blood for your SaT1C RiituAl? Maybe. Fandoms I’m in: Sam and Max; Freelance Police, Ouran High School Host Club, Hamilton, CupHead, Steven Universe, Aggretsuko, The Seven Deadly Sins Favorite Ship(s) Ever: SAM X MAX BOI! SO GAY AND CRAP! MMM YEAH THATS THE GOOD STUFF. Sorry I’m kinda shipping trash.. Oh yeah and uh Tamaki X Haruhi, King X Diane and Retsuko X Hyda ._. ANYWAYS That’s all for my SUPER ANIME KAWAII DESU profile. Please hit the commentlikesubscribefavoritefollow butto- ERROR (っ・ω・）っ Wussup my bois take a virtual hug on your way out. |
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Sam and Max: Fever Dream by InGodzHandz reviews
Max gets sick and bad things happen. This is based more on the TV show than it is on the games. This is my first work that is primarily comedy so please be patient.
Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 5/5/2017
Sam & Max in: A Million Miles From Hades by jturne709 reviews
The Freelance Police find themselves in tedious video game parody when they are called in to investigate the disappearances of security guards at Meesta Pizza Junior!
Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Complete
Comfort and Confusion by sonicsora reviews
Set sometime after Moai Better Blues. Sam decides to check in on Sybil after her break up with Abe, amidst his rather awkward attempts to make her feel better, he just ends up making her day more confusing than it already was. Sybil/Abe, Sam/Max.
Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Complete
Freelance Wedding Bells by FuckmanJenkins reviews
Sam and Max want Flint Paper to be their best man at their wedding. He agrees, even though he's a bit skeptical about planning a gay bachelor party. Will he be able to make Sam and Max happy on their special day, or will he ruin their friendship in the process? (Written with RustyShack1eford on Deviantart)
Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014
To Be Restored by FuckmanJenkins reviews
New York City has been overrun with zombies. No one knows how it all started, but it may have something to do with Sam and Max. Now, in order to bring back the world that they once knew, they have to find out who, or what, caused this and destroy them to eliminate the zombie threat.
Sam & Max - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2014
sam and max your grammar sucks by Faye Valintine M16 reviews
i don't own sam and max or Jacksfilms most of the stuff is from jacksfilms or the cartoon not the game, thought the game is awesome. the summary: Sam and Max were board so they looked up some misspelled words and mad fun of people. awesome day! X3
Sam & Max - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Complete
Sam & Max Trollfic by FuckmanJenkins reviews
Sam and Max go on an amazing adventure! (WARNING: This trollfic contains bad grammar and nonsensical humor. Reader discretion is advised)
Sam & Max - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Complete
Who needs professionalism anyway? by sonicsora reviews
Sam's tie mysteriously disappears, clearly Max is the root of the problem. Sam/Max.
Sam & Max - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Complete
Sam & Max: Freelance Lovers by FuckmanJenkins reviews
Max has been peeping at Sam in the bath! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!
Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Complete
SAM AND MAX FREELANCE ZOMBIS by mrboom105 reviews
Max has to fight som crimenals but will succeed?
Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2013
Tales from a Deranged Youth by Shwoo reviews
A series of stories from Sam and Max's childhood.
Sam & Max - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010
But it's June by Jad the dog reviews
A Poem of Sam and Max's Christmas traditions. Rated T for surreal humor. Plese read and review.
Sam & Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete