Entry for the LJ Kakasaku AU contest. Sakura gets stuck following her teacher after a bet with her friends. But his mysterious life is nothing she ever expected.

Hermione really likes it when Ron doesn't shave.

Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku

No one said rebuilding the wizarding world would be easy; Hermione tries to understand when Ron has a rough day at work.

In a quest to expand their sexual horizons, Ron does his best to tempt Hermione into something new, but will she be the one who enjoys it more than he does?

Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.

Not being happy about being back at Hogwarts and the fact that he must play by children’s rules when he is an adult, Ron decides to slowly rebel by getting Hermione to break few rules, which, with some coaxing, she is more than willing to do.

50 drabbles for the KakaSaku fandom; "Come on Sakura, who's going to know you used the men's bathhouse with me?"

In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.

–Because Sakura’s type has always been someone like Naruto; somebody who can make her laugh, somebody who’s dorky and somebody who smiles as bright as the sun. And then there was Sasuke. It’s learning how to fall after the first. –SasukeSakura

In which, Ino intervenes to save Sakura from her guy failures."Congratulations, forehead. You have guys reporting to you how many strands of ramen they can shove up their nose before passing out. Would you like some fries with that award?"

Because it’s only polite to return what you borrowed. AU. SasuSaku.

Oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. SasuSaku.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. I have a beautiful hairdresser. I know you’re jealous. You don’t have a gorgeous man running his hands through your hair, do you? No? That’s what I thought.

Hermione had never been a fussy, frilly kind of girl. But she found as she stared up into his eyes and saw him looking back at her with such wonderment and desire, she found that she could absolutely be this woman. A Ron/Hermione first time fic.

AU. FLUFF. CRACK. SasuSaku. In which—despite being His Own Worst Enemy—Sasuke still manages to get his mack on. “I, uh, really like the way you shuck your corn.”

Sasuke/Sakura. “It can’t be anyone but Sakura.” “Why?” “Because she’s the only one stupid enough to love me despite everything.”

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. How does your hair stick up like that? Do you notice my mismatched socks? Why are you so amazing? After all of these years, why don’t you see me the way I see you—as a place I can always return to?

-SasuSaku- “If he’s the hero, what am I? The sidekick?” “No, Sakura-chan! You’re the groupie!” -One-shot-

-NaruHina- "Don't worry, Hinata-chan! You could be flat and I'd still love you!" -One-shot-

She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.

A series of moments that happen between Sakura and Kakashi on a rotation at an ANBU camp as they discover their dynamic has changed over the years. One Shot. Mature content.

Hop on the boat, come out and vote. –SasuSaku, AU

Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku

Kakashi and Sakura are competitive people by nature, even in bed. When Kakashi comes up with a little bet to make things more entertaining, Sakura takes a risk by trying to outdo the man who knows every page of Icha Icha by heart. Kaka/Saku, LEMON

AU. SasuSaku. I'm vaguely positive I just met my Soulmate. It's a pity he just called me fat. Sort of.

There, among the perfect noodles, the perfect sauce and the perfect cheese, right in the most delicious-looking part of my bowl, was Uchiha Sasuke’s face. SasuSaku. Oneshot.

AU SASUSAKU. "Sakura Haruno." She informed. "Why did you just introduce yourself now?" He asked. "Sweetie, you should know the name of the person who’s about to get down and dirty with your briefs.” CRACK.

Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.

AU as to what happened in the tent after Ron returned in Deathly Hallows. You don't really think they just went to sleep, do you?

The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.

[SasuSaku. for HPBabe91.] In which History repeats itself, and Sakura is amused. If you don't want him, please let me know, because I want him and I want to marry him because of his pretty hair—and because he looks a little like my Kenji doll.

Sakura's curiosity gets the best of her and she finds herself reading one of Kakashi's Icha Icha books. Little does she know that reading it will result in a world of experimentation on both their parts.

Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.

When she was beside him she annoyed him to the point he couldn’t think straight, and when she was gone, the lack of her annoyed him... She was an aggravation. [Oneshot. SasuSaku. Limey.]

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

How many times would you say I love you?

Five sets of fifty sentences centered around Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. For the 1sentence community on livejournal. Each set, or chapter, varies from K through M, but I rated the overall collection as T.

/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.