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 hello world lol just kidding welcome to my profile my name is lindsey or they call me lindsnasty lol uhmm i love fanfiction more of e/b no b/j lol ahahaa I like the humans story what can i saw bout my self fun crazy the biggest dork kind of a clutz thats why I kind of relate to bellas story of her being a clutz I love drinking partying lol Iam down to earth and iam so random soooooo And I love Glee i cant write anything more bout my self so yeah! |
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Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 9269 - Favs: 7,352 - Follows: 7,675 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,242 - Reviews: 7071 - Favs: 4,741 - Follows: 6,787 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 351,459 - Reviews: 7578 - Favs: 7,032 - Follows: 7,826 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9200 - Favs: 6,529 - Follows: 3,687 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Came Too Early by Elliania reviews
Complete. Edward and Bella married too young and for all the wrong reasons, so no one acted surprised when their marriage crumbled down. Two kids and five years later, events force them to live under the same roof for a while. Will they realize what they lost? AH. Older, divorced E/B. Daddyward. Angst. HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 204,791 - Reviews: 3962 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 3,786 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,891 - Follows: 5,262 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
once and future lovers by littlesecret84 reviews
He told me once that he preferred brunettes, but his fingers were always playing with long, blonde strands. He could never make up his mind... until he did. And now that I'm back I don't think he deserves a second chance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,098 - Reviews: 4246 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,408 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3628 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet Variable by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,798 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 11218 - Favs: 9,511 - Follows: 6,899 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conventioneers by Catastrophia reviews
Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12659 - Favs: 8,859 - Follows: 6,410 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6463 - Favs: 4,973 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unrequited by Perry Maxwell reviews
AH, BPOV: Edward left Bella almost a year ago, upending her whole world. What happens when Bella receives a phone call that just might shatter it? "Wait, Alice…Edward is dying?" I choked out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,836 - Reviews: 4579 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8430 - Favs: 5,076 - Follows: 4,325 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,840 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 9153 - Favs: 5,234 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Glimmer Darkly by Rochelle Allison reviews
She loses him almost as soon as she finds him... but things aren't always what they seem. Will Bella follow her heart down the rabbit hole? AU-ish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,890 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 12199 - Favs: 7,034 - Follows: 4,489 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dangerously in Love by Bee1982 reviews
Bella thought she had found everything in Edward Masen, but when he mysteriously vanishes from her life without a trace Bella has no choice but to move on. When Bella moves to Washington DC three years later her past comes back to hit her in the face with dangerous consequence's . AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 136,960 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 11,521 - Follows: 6,104 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7259 - Favs: 7,372 - Follows: 5,108 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond the Scope by Catastrophia reviews
The job market is bad, and recent college grad Bella's dreams of being a teacher are crumbling away. Edward is a single father and doctor, struggling to raise his seven year old daughter by himself. Fate intervenes, changing them both forever. Drabble fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 25,582 - Reviews: 3425 - Favs: 2,499 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7216 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 4,296 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 5241 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Late Late Show With Edward Cullen by chartwilightmom reviews
AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,649 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7774 - Favs: 5,517 - Follows: 3,674 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 4,603 - Follows: 4,601 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
It Isn't Stalking If You Don't Get Caught by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,597 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13475 - Favs: 9,777 - Follows: 5,080 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brazilian Chocolate by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
In 1994, he was an arrogant college student & she was dating his little brother. He was always haunted by the memory of her until fate brought them together again 16 yrs later. What happens when a forbidden attraction is no longer forbidden? EPOV, AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,697 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23172 - Favs: 15,574 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Rebellions by 0421201704122019 reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4998 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 3,014 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,530 - Follows: 8,588 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7346 - Favs: 5,704 - Follows: 3,409 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6997 - Favs: 10,716 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 4,873 - Follows: 2,848 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4953 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Habit: Book One by AmeryMarie reviews
Bella has a bad habit. She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, w/her friends brother for yrs. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayal help her kick the habit? AH/OOC, MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,518 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8246 - Favs: 4,873 - Follows: 3,023 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Kissed the Girls and Made Them Cry by justaskalice reviews
Bella is reunited with her childhood friend Alice under unlikely circumstances. When sparks fly between Bella and Alice's older brother, will she be able to resist? And what secrets is he hiding? Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,377 - Reviews: 4127 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2152 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete