We are the Battery Operated Community Tube Socks (Batteries Not Included).

This is a joint account created for a few of us. 'Us' being:

MutantPaperClipWarrior (AKA: Neko Neko) (1329572)

YouDareSpeakHisName (AKA: Alain) (1543422)

A Shadows Dream (AKA: Tawna) (1317025)

Once we created this username we realized something about it.

When used with some suffixes, it can sound downright perverted, such as 'OMG we're community tube socking!!'

So yeah, this is our joint monstrosity. It works like this:

MPCW: Our personal, bitchy, whiny, naggy, will hit you over the head with your own fanfic material every time you make a mistake (like they do with the shocking of the mice until they learned not to choose that door anymore) until you learn to not make that mistake anymore, Beta. Apart from the previous, a good editor who generally gets the job done. Unless she is running on 27 minutes of sleep, suffered through 3 classes she couldn't sleep in, then you hand her a notebook and say, 'Can you go over this for me?'. She is usually then a) so tired that she is just reading through the mistakes and forgetting that she is supposed to be fixing them with her handy dandy black ink pen of editorial-ness, or b) face down on the table, drooling on the notebook while all the other students listen intently and learn the new math equations in hopes of passing and getting the hell out of there. Also a part of the time writer of the fanfics.

A Shadows Dream: Our wonderful brilliant ideas maker that never make it out of notebooks most of the time. Really people, don't let her pull her modest crap, some of the stuff she comes up with is totally publish worthy if we could finish it, then rewrite it so that all the spelling errors went away. Some of her fortes invlolve darker themed stories and complexities that make the beta cry and say 'what?'. In short, Writer and Idea-er.

YouDareSpeakHisName:Our moral support and the happy go lucky-ist member of our writting team. Edits the word flow and dialogue, usually in guys perspectives, then in turn is edited by MPCW. Has issues with actually finishing started works, but comes up good ideas when not distracted. VERY EASILY DISTRACTED. Stories are usually based around real life experiances or second hand accounts. Writes well, but needs lots of incouragement to get things done on time, attention hungry at the best of times. Sleeps less then A Shadows Dream but more than MPCW.

Upcoming Fics:

Coded Existence: Blurb To Be Announced.
Experimental fic. We will be writing all of the dialogue in a seperate language from english for the most part, and this is going to be a constant. This is because we are wanting to work on developing the ability to work through a story mostly independent of dialogue, and use other aspects like detail, characterization, expressionism, and tone to tell the story. The language is going to be completely made up, which is going to cause this story to be in the planning stage for quite some time.

Addictive Control: It all started with the color red, and after a series of unfortunate events (not intentding in any way to infringe upon Lemonny Snicket), ended with a jail cell, the death of your twin brother, and the crazy girl who insisted that you are the father of her baby. Not to mention identity crisis issue and lots of drugs. Much darker and less cracked out than that sounds though.

The Diaries of A Stalker: All it took was the boredom of summer with nothing else to do in their podunk little town to realize that their neighbors were kind of weird. For one, they never came out in the daytime, two, they were extremely antisocial, three, they were very suspicious when 5 cars would show up at their house at 2 AM for no apperent reason, the kids were homeschooled, and they all dressed in black. Moreover, if you were Demyx and a reluctant Roxas, they couldn't be more attention grabbing. It started with a simple spiral labeled 'The Stalker Log', and as they would soon find out, became much more. Based on true events of MutantPaperClip and YouDareSpeakHisName, written by A Shadows Dream and MutantPaperClip. NOT a vampire fic, like stated, it is based off of TRUE events.