'ello poppet!

It's nice that you're stalking us. To make life easier for you there's two of us. Not including our hobos, nitwiity partner, faces, and invisible friends, and voices in our heads. And the noises coming from kitchens.

So you won't click on the annoying button up there, here is our email: insaneeddisians@live.com

YOUR FACE! YOUR HOBO!

'You can insert horizontal rulers?' 'Wow! Cool!' 'Let's insert horizontal rulers EVERYWHERE!' 'Wow! Eeuhw!' (we die of laughter) a tribute to Miss Hofman, our dear annoying inspiration

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."

-Edward Lear

List of our favourite books:

The Queen's Thief Series (The Thief, The Queen of Attolia, The King of Attolia, AND A CONSPIRACY OF KINGS!!) It came out on my birthday!! It did!! Sophos!!

Alex Rider

Harry Potter

The Gatekeepers

The Last Knight

Peeps (... yum)

The Inheritance Cycle

The Runestone Saga

The Darkest Powers Trilogy

Leviathan

The Mortal Instruments

Fight Club

Best Fictional Couples... ever

Eugenides + Attolia

Cal + Lace

JAMIE TYLER + SCARLETT ADAMS!! Not Matt. It just isn't done. And they were together 10 000 years ago.

Derek Souza + Chloe Saunders

Yassen Gregorovich + Arya Drottningu

Sophos + Eddis

Aleksander + Deryn Sharp

Ron + Hermione

Oliver Wood + Katie Bell

Legolas + Eowyn

Aragorn + Arwen

Remus Lupin + Tonks

Movies... MOOOO

Pirates of the Caribbean

Lord of the Rings

Disturbia

King Arthur

Robin Hood

The Road to El Dorado

Harry Potter

Inkheart

Push (exploding fishies!)

Hidalgo

Top 5 things that annoy us

1) Stupid People with high pitched voices (or voices in general)

2) Stupid people who think they aren't stupid

3) Smelly people that sit right next to you on the bus when there are lots of empty seats elsewhere.

4) Excessive texting

4.5) People who state the obvious

5) Starbucks, TNA, lululemon, and all that shite

6) Bad grammar, bad spelling, bad sentence structure

7) Eco-friendly, hobo-friendly freaks.

NO! I won't give 25 cents to your Save the Whales campaign! No! I don't give a damn about polar bears! No! Your children can starve if you choose to buy crack!!

Yes! Obama is an idiot! Yes! I want your leftover ice cream! Yes! Pass me that knife so I can murder my old English teacher! We're smarter than him, anyway!

We are well aware that there are seven and a half things. We choose not to care.

Ten songs that will stop us from killing someone annoying:

1) 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall (is it in your head yet?)

2) Banana phone

3) The F.U.N song

4) Disturbia (Rihanna)

5) The River Sings (Enya)

6) Travellin' Soldier (Dixie Chicks)

7) Ballad of Balad (Toby Keith)

8) It's Five o'clock Somewhere (Alan Jackson)

9) Hoist the Colors (Pirates of the Caribbean)

9.5) Picture to Burn (Taylor Swift)

10.5) Let it Rock (Kevin Rudolph and Lil' Wayne)

11.4) Take it Off (Ke$ha) ...even though we can't stand her...

11.7) That Summer (Garth Brooks)

... and we bite, spit, and lick.

"When in doubt, cover your ass." (Peeps)

"The king, the sand, and his sleeping habits." (The King of Attolia)

"Matt raised a hand and at that moment, he was in command. Head of an army that had assembled to do what he asked. As one they set off to do battle. The night of Inti Raymi had arrived. Salamanda's compound lay ahead." (Evil Star)

"Welcome to the end of the world, Jamie. Because that's where you are." (Nightrise)

" No 'Glory shall be your reward' for me. For me it's 'Stop complaining' and 'Go to bed'." (The King of Attolia)

"You forgot, it's a wooden sword." (The King of Attolia)

"No one tosses a dwarf." (Gimli, The Lord of the Rings)

"Sometimes a door is just a door." (Kowalski, The Judas Strain)

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!