It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.

Well-known actor, Edward, had recently broke his engagement to his long time partner Tanya. With the help of his two bestfriend, Edward found himself in Forks, WA. Where he met a Culinary teacher who made her way into his heart through his stomach.

Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.