Spreading the Japanese Disease

Hello, and welcome to my small and currently unimportant page. I'm a new writer here on Fanfiction.net but I'm not entirely new to writing. I've attempted to write stories for years since I was eight years old. I'm far from professional so I'm writing fanfiction to help practice my writing skills until eventually I can get my own original work published. So try not to be major assholes to me I mean even if I'm not the best writer there's WAY worse. Skilled writers offer your advice, I'm more than glad to take it.

Profile

Name: Max

Age: 20

Birthday: March 20

Gender: Male

YIM: slimedragon13@yahoo.com (Feel free to hit me up.)

Location: The Mitten State; Michigan

Occupation: High School Graduate, Striving Author/Illustrator, Landscaping (for Grandparents and Family only right now)

Likes

Food: Honestly I love food in general

Anime: Trigun, Higurashi/When They Cry, Fullmetal Alchemist, Excel Saga, Azumanga Daioh, One Piece, Samurai Pizza Cats, Ranma 1/2, Shinryaku! Ika Musume, Bamboo Blade

Show: "Scrubs", Occasional Season of "Survivor", "Two and Half Men", "Important Things With Dimitri Martin", "Pawn Stars"

Movie: Terminator, First Blood, Harrison Bergeron, Back to the Future, Most Disney Movies (Includes Pixar), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Jaws, Gremlins I and II, Scott Pilgrim vs the World

Cartoon: Avatar: the Last Airbender, Earthworm Jim, Family Guy, Futurama, Animaniacs, Batman: Animated Series, South Park, Codename: Kids Next Door, Happy Tree Friends, etc.

Game: Mario Series, Team Fortress 2, Super Smash Brothers Series, Legend of Zelda Series, Poke'mon Series, Mortal Kombat Series, Banjo-Kazooie, Sonic the Hedgehog Series, Guilty Gear Series, BlazBlue, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Seiken Densetsu 3, Castlevania, etc.

Pairings: (Warning: May include Straight or Homosexual Pairings)

Quotes:

War does not decide who is right -only who is left. (Bertnard Russell)

Attempting to give a fuck: ███████████████████] 99% Complete...ERROR! UNABLE TO GIVE A FUCK! (Anonymous)

IT'S OVER NINNNNE-THOOOUUUSSSAAANNNDDDD! *crush*

WHAT?! NINE-THOUSAND?! (Vegeta and Nappa -Dragon Ball Z (If you didn't know this overused joke, you're a sad, sad person.))

Woah. Calm down Doc, what happens to us in the future? What, do we become assholes or something? (Marty Mcfly -Back to the Future)

It's a Stone Luigi. You didn't make it. (Mario -Super Mario World TV Show)

If I made TTA? OH CHRIST! I'd get rid of that fucking purple area they're always in! Every five minutes they're in the purple area! I HATE THE PURPLE BACKGROUND! This one time I was playing Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time or something, and I swear I wanted to kill myself cause it had the purple background and I was like "OH GOD, I'M PLAYING TTA!" (Psy -Whachow Episode 44 Kirb Hosts)

Dislikes

Food: Most things that are COATED in cheese: Cheeseburgers, Cheese Potatoes, Cheese Broccoli. (I don't know why it's just something I feel shouldn't have cheese) I also dislike most Melons, and Sea Food

Anime: Neon Genesis Evangeline (WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE IT SO MUCH? It's not bad I'm just not seeing the appeal.), Lucky Star (not bad but UGH that first episode, all they do is talk about food), Digimon Adventures 02 (

Show: Most reality shows, Most Sitcom shows put on kids channels like (iCarly, Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly Plain (I think that's how it was spelled), and some others ones I'm forgetting)

Movie: The Last Airbender (Why?!), Avatar (The one with the blue people, I don't care for it)

Cartoon: Most recent Cartoons (Chowder, Flapjack, etc)

Game: Most Movie Based Games, The Bajillion Versions of the Street Fighter Games (JUST GIVE US DLC INSTEAD)

Pairings: DBZ Yaoi Pairings (EVIL)

Quotes:

"You're a Bumbler! That's Your Name! BUMBLEBEE!" (Sentinel Prime -Transformers Animated)

Unlocked Acheievements (X-box Joke)

Welcome to Fanfiction.Net: (Joined as a member of fanfiction.Net)

First Time Is the Hardest: (Posted your first fanfiction story/chapter)

Story Statuses

Currently not working on any stories cause I am a lazy, LAZY person.

"Possible" Upcoming Stories Ideas

Poke'mon Blood Red: A more mature version of the Poke'mon Universe. It will be taking the basic plot for the first original Poke'mon Red (as a result will mostly feature the original 151 Poke'mon mostly). Will have a sequel that will follow up if this does well enough.

B.A.R.R.I.E.R.: A story based on the idea of the Exiles comic series, with Mortal Kombat characters. Focusing on the adventures of the team of warriors from different outcomes of the Mortal Kombat timeline who work together to make sure to keep the balance of the Alternatve Realities in check. Very likely to be M Rated for various reasons.

Red Team: A Team Fortress 2 Story heavily based on the idea of Watchmen. When members of the Red Team are slowly being killed years after the original disband of the Red Team the remaining members are going to have to work together to defeat whoever is responsible.

Conker's Terrible Morning After: A joke sequel to Conker's Bad Fur Day. Hopefully will have enough mature humor, movie references, and other good things that make Conker great. Based around the idea of the original planned ending where Conker was suppose to kill himself.

Conker vs the World: A fanfiction before the storyline of Conker's Bad Fur Day how Conker meets Berri and defeat a ridiculous hoard of exes. Inspired by Scott Pilgrim.

The Underdogs: A Team formed from the three "newcomers" in Marvel vs Capcom 2 (Ruby Heart, Sonson, and Amingo) and how they meet and work together against the other teams.

Super Bowser RPG: Another Mario fanfiction, Bowser and Mario swap bodies and now before Bowser uses it to his advantage Mario has to fix all this with unexpected allies of Bowser.

Fallout:

Fallout: Rigged Game:

Other Stuff

To be updated.