I am creator, pickle deity of the bad luck unit. My job is to play waifu game- OH GOD I MEAN bestow bad luck upon humans and those bitch cucumber deities.

Me and my best friend have devoted our lives to video games, anime and secretly stalking the sexy redhead of an ambiguous gender next door. (Welp, who cares what's in their pants when they're the sexiest shinigami in their division? Not me!)

Me and my robot pal will happily take waifu games, sexy pictures of the formentioned shinigami, money and videos of our neighbour 'pleasuring' themselves for things like;

And last but not least, babysitting services. We may set fire to your house and this is very likely but we will get children and family pets out, or maybe not.