Author Information: I don't write to please anyone but myself. I have a very hectic schedule. I have a problem with authority. I like spiders. Never. Insult. Harry Potter. In front of me.

Things to Expect: A Harry Potter one-shot, future!fic, starring Teddy in Victoire. Who doesn't love those two? || An OHSHC/Digimon/Pokemon crossover - this probably won't happen, at least not anytime soom, but my friend and I were discussing it and we've planned out a few things we think would be hilarious. || Maybe some shats up on FictionPress - I'll post on here whenever I set up an account there.

Poor Unfortunate Souls: Ouran Academy certainly seems like the most exciting school one could possibly attend - the money, the drama, not to mention the gorgeous young men who form the famous - or is it infamous? - Ouran High School Host Club. How is it that two Canadian twins can shake things up so much? Nicole and Victoria just wanted to go to Japan and have some fun, but I don't think they were expecting this. Follow your new favourite OCs as they try and ravish Mori, plot to get Tamaki and Haruhi together, try and find Kyouya a girlfriend, wake Honey from his nap, and get into a whole mess of trouble with Kaoru and Hikaru! Pairings are all over the place, if they even exist; beware some mildly cracktastic good times.