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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

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I love writing Harry Potter fanfiction. (just to, ya know, put it out there)

And for all you Hermione/Draco fans out there, I recommend you look at some stories in My Favourites (if you haven't read them already, that is) Some are just hilarrrrrious! But, some are just a teensy bit mature for people under thirteen... :P Also, I am writing a Dramione at the moment, so check it out!

My favourite cuisine and country is Italy and no I am not Italian. sniff!

I admit it, I am an absolute bookworm and own an estimation of several thousand (probably exaggerating) books that I just all keep in one room, making my mum crazy with the cleaning!

(to be updated, I just can't be bothered to write an autobiography at the moment. Plus, short and sweet is my motto :P )

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Hermione/Draco (I admit I am obsessed)

I recommend A series of Strange and Hilarious Events, for people who like long chapters and long laughs.
The Politician's Wife is really for people over 18, because there are some parts which would definitely be harmful to people under thirteen years of age. But other than the one part in a particular chapter (:P) Its pretty good! Now you might be asking why am I reading this (because I know I don't sound over 18) I have skipped like, one part but I mostly like it because out of all the stories I have read, The Politician's Wife has the most well developed characters.

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.(that's true about me and my friends)

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

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Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 14,417 - Follows: 5,039 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 5,249 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ridiculously Short and Unimportant Messages by Zee C reviews
This story takes place post-Battle and is told through letters, notes and the occasional newspaper article. Draco's in love with Hermione and tries to woo her. Lots of little banters between the two
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,656 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The First Stone by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco & Hermione, married to others, work together & travel back in time using an amulet called The First Stone to change what they thought were problems with their marriages. Instead, they discover Tom Riddle, James & Lilly Potter, & lives built on lies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,021 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mimi's Black Rose by xxSammySabotagexx reviews
Hermione sat beneath her tree, eyes pointed towards the sky. Tears were running down her face, as she slowly whispered, "I'm going to die." :: HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,023 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fire Dragon by sunne reviews
Their friendship was unlikely, but as time went on, she got to know the real person behind the cold mask. Friendship is golden when the world turns black. Take what you can get, and hold on to those you have. Eventual DHr and nonhuman Draco later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 293,022 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4545 - Favs: 4,986 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Desperate Marriage by x.Chrissy.x reviews
Hermione and Draco enter a marriage out of desperation. Will it work or will their strong willed personalities tear them apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,056 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Series of Strange And Hilarious Events by luvlylinz reviews
The world seemed to freeze and I stifled a sigh. He smelled so good! EW! Wait, Malfoy smells good? No way. I checked again, subtly, of course. Although one can only be so subtle when on another’s chest…' READ AND REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Prisoners reviews
Hogwarts is attacked, the wards are down and Hermione manages to Disapparate away in all the confusion. But a certain blonde mister grabs onto her arm and they become stuck together on a journey to freedom. One problem: They hate each other's guts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Err You serious? reviews
Hermione Granger is no more, she is forced to marry the world's biggest prat, and in the process, finds out the mystery surrounding her birth. Who dumped her at a Muggle orphanage and led everyone to believe that the Savinis eldest child was dead? Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hogwarts Reunion reviews
Threeshot. Harry Potter and everyone who had been in his year at Hogwarts have a school reunion. Several funny and unexpected things are promised. Please Review! This is my first Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.