Hey fellow Twilight lovers and obsessive fanfic writers and or readers!!

The name's ketzchexmex...live in texas...9th grade now, high school's a beeyotch

I LOVE twilight!! It's pretty much my only reason for living lol, and i'm completly obsessed with fanfiction! The day i discovered what in the world it was, i've never been able to stop reading or writing it!

I have this awesome twilight binder that i made, so i write all my stories in there...during class...lol..one time my teacher caught me and i had to tell him what i was doing. When I did, he just starting laughing and told me to give him a copy of my story when i was done...it was sooooo funny!!

Alright! Here's where i'm gonna post news feed! On recent info and stuff to know!

Update: June 7, 2010

Alright it took all day but i finally managed to get chapter 12 of NOLY up and running. I think i finally figured out where i want to go wit this story so hopefully updates will be happening more often! i'm tired of month gaps between chapters, aren't you?

Remember to review and check out my new story!

June 6, 2010

Thank-god summer is here!!!!!! Sorry for the dissapearing act, but now that i finally have time, i can't wait to get back to updating. I'm about to start getting to work on the next chapter of NOLY but in the mean time read my new story, "You Can't Believe What You Hear".

I'm not sure if i want to continue or not, so give that sucker a read and review letting me know!

Hopefully i'll have more up and soon!

Enjoy Summer!!!!!!

April 19, 2010.

Just posted chapter 11 of NOLY and announced my 'create a new summery' "contest." And yes i put contest in quotes cause it really isn't...lol. It's just i hate the summery i managed to come up with so i'm hoping that one of my amazing readers can come up with a totally awesome new one! Go crazy, submit as many as you like.

Obviously the winner will get their summery posted as the one for NOLY and i will dedicate the next chapter in their honor. I don't really have anything else to offer unless maybe like i could write an outtake or sneek peeks from up coming chapters, but that's about it. I'll deal with that when i cross that bridge!

Thanks guys, can't wait to see what you come up with!

I also posted some links to pics and songs at the bottom of the page!

Anywayz...lol...so right now i have one story offically on Fanfic...No One Like You...it's based off the song by the Scorpions. Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UqCkFTtOOs

The story first started as a songfic contest at Peace.Love. Twilight, but i entered my first chapter as my entree...and really i just continued from there.

I have other stories I'm working on, but for now they're just ideas, i'm really focusing on one at a time.

Ignore this, it's an idea for another story, but I'm not sure if i like it. I just keep it here so i don't forget about it

Are You Ready To Rock Tonight. The plot is, is that Bella Swan is a famous singer, top of her game, and taking the world by storm. Her agent, the one we know and love, Alice Brandon, meets up with another star's agent, Jasper Hale, and the two decide that if their clients did a duet together, they could really sell big time! Edward Cullen is all for the idea of working with Bella, he's got such a big ego that he's sure she'll be just another woman to fall head over heels for him. Bella's not so crazy about the idea: she's never met the guy, but she hears a lot about him. After their song is a hit, both agents agree that if they both want to be in the record books, the two should pretend to date to sell more albums. Will Bella get to know the REAL Edward, or will they hate eachother forever? Will love blossom or will it wash down the tube with their careers? Read to find out!

Well I can't think of anything else to write except for...YAY TWILIGHT!! :)

until next time

-ketzchexmex

oh and just in case anyone cares...he's the link to my youtube page... it's got some twilight stuff but mostly me and my friends being stupud on the internet...lol

http://www.youtube.com/user/ketzchexmex

And now for all that stupid crap people post on their profiles just for the hell of it:

Things i learned while reading TWILIGHT:

1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

95 of teens would have a breakdown if the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a building ready to jump. Copy and paste if you're that 5 that would get a lawn chair and popcorn to watch and yell "JUMP FAGGOTS!"

Sorry, i really just had to put that in!

Type your penname with your eyes closed: ketzcgrxnex

...Crap...

Now, with my nose: ke7sfuy4cck4d

Well, that wasn't much better, was it?

Now with my elbow:cvhexmexccm ex

Wow, some how that was better than the first two...

With my toe: ketzchexmex

PERFECT!

With a pen and my eyes closed:

ketzchnexmrexz

Not bad...

My Favorite Quotes:

"To assume, makes an 'ass' out of u and me"

"If something is missing from your life, it usually turns out to be someone."

"Our fingerprints never fade from the lives we touch."

"Ghandi once said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's important that you do it anyway...I tend to agree with the first part." From 'Remember Me'

No One Like You Links. (will add more later)

Original link to song NOLY is based on- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UqCkFTtOOs

Bella's Date Dress- Chapter 10 :

Dylan's car- Chapter 10

Song from the restaurant- Chapter 11 (Slow Dancing in a Burning Room by John Mayer) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfFi4Q7ueA8

Bella's Northface Jacket Chapter 10/11-

Mike's Bball Shoes (cause i'm bored) -