Name: Thomas (Tommy or Tom is also acceptable)

Occupation: Student

Age: 19

Name: Necromencer Lord (N-lord, Necro, or Lord[y] for short)

Occupation: Reality Hopper (self named/employed)

Total Age: Unknown (in constant cycle of death and rebirth)

Description: Tall, Thin, Likes sporting a standard creepy/evil dude haircut, Usually seen in a black robe or trenchcoat (depending upon reality).

Qualities: Anti-social, usually prefers not to be noticed and just to observe.

Personal Quotes

"There is no way my luck is this bad..." (usually followed by crappy event)

"I already know that life isn't fair, but why can't it ever be unfair in my favor?"

"If two wrongs don't make a right, why are we all still alive?"

"There is no such thing as a 'foolproof' plan, because it is usually the fool who makes them."

"Things always go wrong when it looks like everything will be alright."

"If 'perfect' existed we wouldn't need to improve upon it."

"Never compare yourself to the one in front of you, always look at the ones falling behind."

"When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, the force stops when the object is moved."

"If money can't buy happiness, why do poor people look like they won't be happy until they get some?"

"Magic does exist, it is there for those who are either unbelieving or unknowing (the ignorant and the stupid)!"

"If your life only has one thing going for you, always try to see how it can be applyed to everything else."

"There is no such thing as a bad day, only a good day to the wrong person."

Threats I've created (and I didn't say they would be good ones)

"Did you know that the average fist can go up to 12mph? No? Then continue talking and I'll be more than happy to show you."

"Hey! Shut up so that you don't bite something when I hit you!"

"Do you have health insurance? Would you like to get some?"

"How much money do you have in the bank? Good, because I've decided to be generous and stop at what you can afford in the hospital."

"What? Oh, I was wondering if blood stains would go well on my shirt."

"When were done don't go anywhere, I've already told the ambulance the address to pick you up at."

"Lets not fight, or I will have to show you my art of effortless asskickery."

Actual Quotes

Tim Nutt: "I think the world would be a better place if ignorance was painful. Nothing serious, just a little milkshake headache or a slurpy brain freeze."

Ron White: "I believe that if life gives you lemons, then make lemonade...then look for someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party"

Ron White: "There is no pill you can take, no class you can go to, because stupid is forever!"

Carlos Iglasias: "Do you know the question that parents never ask their kids when they get in trouble anymore? 'What did you do?'"

Many Sources: "WHAT THE FU-(BOOM)!"

George Carlin: "I believe that we all either have unlimited rights, or no rights at all."

Notes

Congratulations to people who have found this page and I'm sorry that I have nothing to post. I'm currently working on some very, very rough drafts but I hope to eventually have something come out. Thank you for your patience.

Works in Progress

Noble 6: The aftermath. Noble 6 keeps a jounal after he survives the final events of reach, but what then?