Name: I'll give you my nickname... you can call me Adidas (long story short, I'm almost always wearing adidas shoes! My friends blame my obsession with PJO because Hermes' shoes are Adidas shoes!!!)

Age: 13-16

Gender: Girl!

Description: Pale white skin, Black wavy hair (now the dye has come out... STILL, CURSE MY BROTHERS) and grey light blue/violet sort-ta eyes

DON’T TOUCH THIS!!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Of coures I talk to myself. Well, do I? Yes, I do. Well it's not my fault I'm so charming. Yeah, I know... I sound like Chris Jericho. Yeah, I do.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Writing lists is funny. Not it's not! Oh I don't know...)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Percy Jackson

1. Apollo

2. Artemis

3. Travis Stoll

4. Annabeth Chase

5. Thalia Grace

6. Leo Valdez

7. Grover

8. Hermes

9. Connor Stoll

10. Clarisse LaRue

1. Have you ever read a One/Four romance? Would you?
(Apollo/Annabeth) No, I don't think they even exist... I DON'T WANT TO

2. What would your reaction be if Six wanted to go out with Ten?
(Leo/Clarisse) *shudder* eww!!! *shudder

3. What would be the decription for an Eight/Three fic?
(Hermes/Travis) ... more of a family fic, probably talking about the war... I mean honestly Hermes is his father!

4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving Two, Five, and Nine?
(Artemis/Thalia/Connor) Humor at Connor's expense

5. If Seven played a sport, what would it be?
(Grover)?...Volleyball???

6. Where would Two and Four go if they were dating?
(Artemis/Annabeth) They don't swing that way.

7. Do you or anyone you know think that Six is hot?
(Leo) YES!!!

8. Would you read an Eight/Five fic?
(Hermes/Thalia) NO! THALIA IS A HUNTRESS!!!!!!!!!!

9. What would the warning be on a Ten/Seven fic?
(Grover/Clarisse) WARNING!! DEAD PEOPLE!!! WEIRDNESS!!! MENTALLY SCARRING!!!! LOW CHANCE OF GROVER SURVIVING!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until Nine runs off to marry Five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on Four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of One and settles into a happy relationship with Three.

Annabeth is in a happy relationship with Connor, until Connor runs off to marry Thalia. Annabeth is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Hermes until Hermes cheats on Annabeth with Artemis. Annabeth finally takes the advice of Apollo and settles into a happy relationship with Travis...

I can only say one thing: WTF

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!" (I actually did this! but we only studied it for like a week:(. )

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(ANNABETH!!)

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies (I’ve got the last olympian in my backpack right now, and titans curse in my locker.)

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And ask all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. (i saw this movie and it was THE BEST MOVIE EVER!! i saw it twice actually...)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!"

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters