I am the Heavenly Turnip.

I was born on October 25, 1991

I live in Boston, MA, USA

If you want to know my name you have to ask me politely. Or you could demand it of me.

I am male (and quite masculine looking, if I do say so myself). I am of course a Ranma 1/2 fan. I think it is probably the best fandom to read and write fanfics for. I like beards. I have one of my own. My major interests are drawing cartoons, doing weird biology experiments in my refrigerator, and arguing with my friends over the most important of life's mysteries, "Who is dumber? Sarah Palin or Kuno?" It is not an easy question to answer. I encourage my readers to write detailed reviews, even if they are not all praise. I understand that my writing is at times convoluted, or I make stupid typos. Do me a favor and catch me before I fall (Isn't that a nice metaphor). I am still a very inexperienced author, and I am happy that the response to my work has been so positive. My readers are so cool. You guys are awesome.

I'm Looking for Beta Readers and Collaborators. So, do any of you awesome readers want to lend me a hand?

Thanks for the support.

Praise Charles Townshend!