hi! to put it short i love writing and love reading even more! my favorite books are the twilight series and the mortal instruments series. and oh my gosh how could i forget! Harry Potter.

im 15 and my birthday is on april fools.(just like fred and george)(and i have a twin.) and no im not kidding about my birthday or the twin thing. anyway!

if u have an idea for a story tell me and i will try my best to write it.

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color: orange

animal: cow...Moo!

book: cant choose!

name: um... for a girl either elle, kelson, or elizabeth. for a boy emery, jasper, or joe. for both kellan.

sport: um track even though i dont participate.

person: my best friend

actress: elle fanning

actor: jhonny depp. is that how u spell it? lol. hes funny.

movie: phoebe in wonderland, pirates of the caribean, harry potter and the half blood prince

singer: taylor swift

song: over my head by the fray

band: would u hate me if i said the jonas brothers?

character in a book boy: um whats his name..from the clockwork angel the guy with the silver hair and eyes thats dieing and throws up blood...ok i just made him sound gross lol his name is jem!!!! THANK YOU DARK IS THE MOON FOR HELPING ME REMEMBER!!!! U R AMAZING!

character in a book girl: uh...you know..that one girl...from that book..that has a title...and an author...oh i know rue from the hunger games!

character in a movie boy: jack sparrow

character in a movie girl: phoebe from phoebe in wonderland

writing utensil: pen!

drink: um orange juice...oh wait! no its SWEET TEA!!!!

restauraunt: dont really have one...

food: mac n cheese not kraft though

dessert: brownies and chocolate cake!

shoe brand: converse! oh yeah!

hair color: super light blonde mines dirty blonde :(

exies diary characters:

exie: older version of elle fanning

elle: 3 year old elle fanning

mack: cayden boyd (look him up :P)

jace: ryan kent in 2007 (look up the kent twins :P)

hes the boy obviously

more to come as i create new characters

ok yay! it finally let me upload! yes!!! so chapter 4 of exies diary is now up!

AND THANK YOU CREZYCAT99 FOR THE AWESOME REVIEW! I WILL DEFINITELY TRY TO UPDATE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE FOR YOU!

check out this video i made! #mce_temp_url#

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On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn it... that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how…?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well... a bit late, huh?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief! I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And ... I'm taking this because…??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (NO WAY NO WAY!! Talk about news flash…!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh ... fly Delta?)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I must be a LOSER
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

blue and green!

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

delaney! my best friend!

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

umm sleeping :)

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

writing then i was listening to music while writing then i was reading what i wrote!

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

kit kat!

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

no! ewwww gross!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"what?!!!" to my mommy she was calling for me downstairs, she wanted me to turn off the lights in the hall…:)

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Chocolate yum!

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

grape koolaid my friends mommy made ;)

10, Do you like your wallet?

um, sure?

11, What was the last thing you ate?

cookies. be jealous.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

nope

13, The last sporting event you watched?

huh, the super bowl a year ago i think hehe i don't watch sports much

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

kettle corn if i had to but i really HATE popcorn.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

kaley!

16, Ever go camping?

at least five times a year :D

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

no but sometimes

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

yep

19, Do you have a tan?

right now? i guess, living in florida u kinda always are tan

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

yes!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

sometimes

22, What did your last text message say?

it said 'good night!'

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

its saturday so idk nothing and everything

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

my room, im sitting in bed with is against the right wall (which r orange btw!)

26, What color is your watch?

brown leather with winnie the pooh on it!

27, What do you think of when you hear Hawaii?

An island with palm trees and surf and turtles and flowers and black sand beach where naked people go -_o (don't ask)

28, What is your birthstone?

diamond, so boring

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

both

30, What is your favorite number?

3

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

my mom

32, Any plans today?

well the days over sooo….

33, How many states have you lived in?

one. florida.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

umm idk

35, Last song listened to?

sing by my chemical romance

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

sometimes i can sometimes i cant

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

no thats just weird

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Any of my Converse

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

yes.

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

idk

41, Do you love anyone?

yes. but thats none of your beeswax !!!!

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No! they are wayy too young

43, What do you usually do during the day?

schoolwork and stuff

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

well i don't know really

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

no i say hi or hey or what do you want hehe

46, What color is your car?

Don't have one, i'm too young

47, Do you like cats?

i love cats! they sooo cute!

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

well no not really, should i be?

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

no, but I want to

50, How did you get your worst scar?

its on my arm and i have no idea how it got there! it freaks me out!

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.

X You love jeans. (That's all i own)
Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt. (Especially when you cause it!)
X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
XGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.

X Sleep with your socks on at night. (But they always end up coming off... :( :P )

Total: 17

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
X Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance
X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed

X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies. (Come on, who doesn't)
X You used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 12