Hi! I'm ToasterAlarmClock. You may know me from... well actually, you probably don't know me, but that's ok! I'm into writing, reading and all that jazz. Actually I rather despise jazz So I'm a person who likes to write, and that's what I spend a lot of my time doing. My only issue is that I start a story, and just when it gets to the most epic part, BAM! I forget it and start a new one, so if I'm ever working on a story and you like it, but it doesn't get updated in a trillion years, PM me! I'll gladly do my best to kick it into gear and finish the story up for you. Hmm.. what was I saying before that? Oh yeah! I have tons of stories going, but a lot of them will NEVER see the light of day. I'm a sucker for cliches and angsty stories. I especially love ones that really get to me and even make me cry they're so wonderful. If your story is like that, chances are you'll get a review from me. (That is if it has to do with Star Trek, Death Note, or other random things I like). Um... My pen name is a Psych reference, pertaining to when Shawn was discussing his "best idea ever" and I quote "The Toaster Alarm Clock that wakes you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle." Yeah. It's epic. XDDD So anyway, back to the important stuff! I'm cleaning out my old stories so I can make room for new fantastic or not... ones! Yay!! Well, I don't really have much to say here, so I'm gonna go ahead and leave it at that. However, enjoy some of my poems and rants!

WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH NOW:

You laugh because I'm different.

I laugh because you're all the same.

You laugh because I'm not as thin as you are.

I laugh because I'm happy looking this way.

You laugh because I don't have a boyfriend.

I laugh because you're flirting with any guy you see.

You laugh because my friends aren't perfect.

I laugh because your friends will stab you in the back.

You laugh because I plan for my future and I'm a nerd with good grades.

I laugh because one day when you have nothing, I'll be everything you wish you could be.

Who gets the last laugh now?

This next one isn't really a poem, it's more of a rant. It's called everything you hate.

Everything You Hate

You're everything you hate.

How does it feel?

Posing as someone else to hide the pain you pretend to feel.

You don't know hurt, but you soon will.

You're pushing everybody that cares about you away.

When we're gone, you'll have nothing.

Then you'll feel the pain you fake.

You lie to fit in.

You dye your hair, change your clothes and yet you dare to still lead me along.

No, I'm not your friend.

No, that ended a long time ago.

Jealous?

Not me.

If you want to sell your soul, go ahead.

See if I care at all.

The part I hate is that you're hurting the ones that should matter to you most,

To become something you said you'd never be.

Just keep in mind,

We did love you.

We used to care.

That's dead and gone, never to be resurrected.

This isn't you.

This will never be you.

Not really.

In the end, you'll be the one writing in a hell that you created.

You're digging a grave so deep you'll never get out.

This change you're going through isn't for the better and you know it.

Your life is a lie, and you're just hiding.

Hiding behind something your not.

But oh no, you're not hiding from me.

You're hiding from yourself.

At the end of the road, just leave me out.

Don't crawl after me for help, because you won't get it.

Leave me out of this tangled mess of lies and fakes,

It's what I want,

And I know that's what you want too.

Yeah...angsty... but true! Well ta ta for now!

Another poem:

Not A Day Goes By...

Not a day goes by,

When I don't think of you.

The way you always made me laugh,

And all the funny things you'd do.

The memories will never leave,

Although you had to go,

The fact we all still remember,

Just goes to show,

We all wish we could have you back, just wanted you to know,

Not a single day goes by,

Without missing you so.

1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
Matt, Mello, L, Ryuk, Beyond Birthday, Mikami XDDD

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Oh my... LightxL, BBxNaomi Misora, MelloxMatt, MelloxNear, random other crack pairings I'd rather not mention... O_O

3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan?
YAOIIIIIIIIIIIII!! spazz attack

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

No, but it's on the To Do list...

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
Death Note 4, a Ryuk figurine, Death Note 13: How To Read, the Los Angeles BB Murder Cases and I think that's it..

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

I've probably said that somewhere along the line... Eh I've probably said that a lot, but I don't think I'm destined to be with one, however I'd love to play Grand Theft Auto with Matt. Ha ha

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
This couldn't be any easier! Mello Near! DUHH

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?

Misa can go die in a ditch for all I care. In fact, I recommend it.

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?
MATTTTTT!! D'x THIS MADE ME SAD! NO! IT WASN'T FAIR! He was an amazing character who did NOT deserve to die like that!! ...or at all...

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
Duh! Near would have NEVER made it without the blonde bombshell.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
I think it was a good idea to begin with, it had good logic I suppose, but in the end he just let the power get to his head and it adulterated the whole idea of it.

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
Matt. Because my minor character can kick your main character's ass any day and you know it. ;)

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

Anti. He's a freaking psycho. But as I said above, it was a good idea to begin with, but then he ruined it.

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
Of course I have!! I spent days watching them XDDD

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Er...no.

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?

No, but I think she probably has every STD known to man, monkey and amphibian.

17. Sub or dub?

SUB I can not stand dubs! Rips hair out

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
see above SHE CAN GO DIE IN A DITCH.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?

She's a double agent. Shifty eyes Shhhhh...

20. Do you even know who BB is?

OF COURSE I DO!! He's inspired my own character in a story!

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
L is rad. Don't lie, you know it's true. He's not necessarily sexy, but he's not ugly. He's cute. Cuddles

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Blondie! Mello for sure. He already cross dresses anyway, and he looks good doing it!

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

Mikami Chuck Norris. Answer it?

24. Which character would be the best OOC?
Um... Probably Near...

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
Of course! What else would I spend my life doing besides reading them?

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

Yes yes yes! But for the most part, they all suck. XD

27. Do you like lemons?
melt Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
My mom could give you a full biography on Mello, Matt, L and Near. Oh and Kira. Alright maybe not, but yes, she knows about them. My dad always cuts me off right after I say "In Death Note..." so he doesn't have a clue.

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
The what now?

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
Yeeeees.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
My 11 year old sister if that counts... XDDDD

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
No... I fail at drawing Death Note anything. XDDD

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
No. My teachers just tell me to put it away and pay attention.

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
Nope. Well it's dominated my conversations with my friends...

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?

No. At the moment, I'm broke because of Star Trek. Yes I'm a nerd
36. Do you want to own a Death Note?
Who wouldn't!? I would love to have Ryuk around!! I'd never be lonely!

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
I'm happy Kira died, but when L, Matt and Mello died, I nearly went into depression. I'd like them to be alive still...

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
I've attempted... none of them have seen the light of day. EVER.

39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?

He wasn't sexy before them that's for sure! I was all Watches series Mello comes onscreen Me: OH WHAT A PRETTY LITTLE DUTCH GIRL!! Mello: talks in manly voice Me: HOLY CRAP!! WTF!?

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?
I have a character based on Beyond Birthday, but she's not in any Death Note fanfictions.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

Psh I don't need to look at my answers. It's been apparent in my life since I started the series.

DN survey

-Characters

Who is your favorite male character and why?

Hmm... Probably Matt... He's amazing, cute, loyal, and he can hack anything.

Who is your favorite female character and why?
Naomi Misora. I didn't like her until I read Another Note though, because in the Death Note series, she seemed like Raye Penber's housepet. In Another Note she was awesome.

Who is your favorite Shinigami (God of Death) and why?

RYUKKKK!! He's funny, sarcastic, and at the same time he's sinister and dark. Plus, he eats healthy! WHAT A GOOD ROLE MODEL! ...Take that "Vegetable Monster"!!

ToasterAlarmClock. Waking you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle since 1994 ;)