age:like id tell u (u now y)

race: jamacian black origanlly american but perants from jamacia

gender:i am a girl shirlock

hobbies:writing fanfics ,reading twilight series,ocahstra ,soccer,vallyball,

dancing, music

shows:naruto, bleach,vampire knight, digimon alice academy, inuyasha, fruit basket

hair:brown or black hair with bleach and orange streaks

eyes:brown

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it toke me foreva to get this on here but i did it!!yeah me!!hahahahahahahah

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed in here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold, I'm black,"

"When I die, I'll be black,"

"But you sir..."

"When you're born, you're pink,"

"When you grow up, you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die, you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored."

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site & help stop racism!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you believe Naruto and Hinata belong together copy and paste this to your profile!

If you believe that Sasuke and Sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile!

If you believe Shikamaru and Ino belong together copy and paste this in your profile!

If you believe Neji and Tenten belong together copy and paste this to your profile!

If you hate Karin copy and paste this to your profile!

If HINATA is your favorite girl character copy and paste this to your profile!

If TENTEN is your favorite girl character copy and paste this to your profile!

If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva, Tsunei-chan-The-Mixu-Kunoichi

If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva, Tsunei-chan-The-Mizu-Kunoichi

If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva, Tsunei-chan-The-Mizu-Kunoichi

If you are 110 OBSESSED with NejiTen, SasuSaku,NaruHina, &ShikaIno, AND you think about them every second of the day praying for them to get together, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva, Tsunei-chan-The-Mizu-Kunoichi

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this in your profile.

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.(So addicted, it's not even funny)

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

THE WE HATE SASUKE CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile.

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile.

I love him, oh yes I do

He's for me and not for you

And if by chance you take my place

I'll take my fist and smash your face!

- Sakura Haruno (:ShakeShake: :TrembleTremble:)

"Your parents would love me, yeah! I'm cute smart artistic... And I like to blow shit up!!" - Deidara

" 'Speech theraphy'? Do you think they're trying to tell us something, yeah?"

"Dattebayo!!"

- Naruto and Deidara

"And so, the lion fell in love with the lamb"

"What a stupid lamb" - From Twilight

"Mommy, can I wear high-heels?"

"No."

"How about skirts?'

"Nope."

"V-neck shirts?"

"NO!"

"But mommy! I'm 18!!"

"No Mike, you can't." - Unknown

You say Human.

I say Vampire.

You say Zac Efron.

I say Edward Cullen.

You Say Paris Hilton.

I say Bella Swan.

You say pop

I say blood .

You say vampires are scary.

I say vampires are awesome.

Put this on your profile if u love Twilight!

--X--

Twilight Oath!

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

Whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I'm in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime theres a huge Boom!

I promise to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to Love...Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that may all may see my obssesion

Because I know what twilighters know.

All twilighters, copy and post this on your profile.

Friends and Best friends

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Have never seen you cry.
Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: Comes and visits you in jail.
Best Friend: Is sitting with you in the jail cell saying "Holy shit that was fun, let's do it again!"

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.
Best Friend:Opens the fridge and makes themself at home.

Friend: Picks you up when you fall.
Best Friend: Laughs at you and trips you again.

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Best Friend:They ask you for their number cuz they can't remember it

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best Friend: Has a closet full of your stuff.

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: Is the reason the cops are after me in the first place

Friend: Comforts you after a rejection
Best Friend: Goes up to the bitch/bastard and says: "It's because you're homosexual, isn't it?"

Friend: Helps you find your 'one'
Best Friend: Keeps you single

Friend: Will help you move
Best Friend: Will help you move their bodies

Friend: Comforts you after a break-up
Best Friend: Calls the asshole and says: "You will die in the next seven days..."

Friend: Only knows a few things about you.
Best Friend: Could write a disturbing biography on your life story.

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Best Friend: Will kick all the asses that left you.

Friend: Would delete this letter.
Best Friend:Will send this crap

If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, purplenekomata, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, Saya-Izame-Uchiha27, Luna2986, Torture_Cat, xXkickass-kunoichiXx, Tsunei-chan-The-Mizu-Kunoichi

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, xXkickass-kunoichiXx, Tsunei-chan-The-Mizu-Kunoichi

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Haha... Get over it!)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Go to hell! Just kidding...)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (This never actually crossed my mind)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. (... No comment ...)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Let's just put it this way... WTF??)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I have an IQ bigger than you. Deal with it.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you say this, do let me hurt you)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (It's called genetics!!)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (Wow! Just... Wow!)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (That stuff is good though)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Wow... I never thought ppl had this kind of problems! (And no social life whatsoever))
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I'm 14. End of story)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (HEEEEE- No, wait... This is kind of true, for me. But not for my friends)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Do you even HAVE a social life?)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (Wht if he was?!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Yay... Feel the sarcasam?)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (i'm like Chouji, Wonderfully Plump bitches. Gotta prob?)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Dude, you DO realize what does M rated mean?)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Where the hell do ppl come up wit this stuff anyway?! and wats wrong wit watermelon?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (... This is just sad.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Well, kind of!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Nah, I just can't stand the screaming!)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Nah, my friends are just stupid (Look! A car crash!! HAHAHAHAHA!!) Erm, yeah... That's how my friends act)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Exactly)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (...)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (It's called Manga! Let's say it all together! Man-Ga! Now, go and stick your head in ur a- Somewhere x))) )
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (Don't do Texas bitch!)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (You did read my pen name and the type of fictions I write??)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I could whoop your ass anyday! Gimme a place and time and I'll see if I can squeeze you in.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (... I'm the happiest among the elves!!)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (My vote goes here!)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (There is a movie called 'Twilight'. Let' say it all together! 'Twilight'! Watch it ya idiot!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Wonderful observation)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (There is only ONE of those and they die after high school)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (Watch a Sasuke and log Best friends video on YouTube)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (This IS a site for writing! People who write usually...Oh, I dunno... Read!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I AM childish. Deal with it!)

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (It's a very useful habit)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (No, I just scare the boys away. Not to mention I'm only 14!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I love this habbit of mine)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (I don't cry, I glare and get pissed off.)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (There's a little black book called a diary. Then why do I need you?)

You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when:

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction...

...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”

You're not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts...

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition...

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "It's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You call your best friends "Teme" or "Dobe" (guys only).

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.(ooo... dats totaly me during math class reson y i sarting to fail math because of me daydreaming about NARTO!!

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.(Y da hell would u??)

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"(y wood u say dat)

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.(huh??)

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.(nt in publici woodnt)

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.( nu uh)

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.( shin creeps me da fuck ot man)

You're on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.(acutaly i stay up all night lik did today ... zzzzzzzzzz)

You spy on girls and call it research.( ero-sennin!!)

You try to summon a frog in biology class...(look lik a baka)

...By biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".( humiliation!!)

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.( dat totaly woodbe me!!)

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.( earth to baka dnt exist)

You have a pig named Tonton.( y da hell wood u hav a pig in 1 place)

You make a leaf village head protector.(...)

Everytime you put your contacts on, you whisper: "Sharingan!".(wtf?!)

You actually take time to learn the jutsu hand motions.(dnt hav d patients to do it)

You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th Hokage'.

You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.(callin all popo we got a weapon usr lock n load ur guns

You drew the Uhciha symbol on the back of your new jean jacket.

You name your dog Akamaru.(y woodu)

You throw sand at people while etching the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead (Don't forget the eyeliner!!).

You get a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal.(hello!!911 my son just got a snke bite belivin hed get a curse seal lik sasgay!!)

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You franatically look around hoping people don't discover your 'Blind' spot.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and you're not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and you're not Japanese.( dat wat i call my friend jade "Jade-chan"

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”(...not goin to evin ask..)

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs...(no 1 dat fast)

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!".

You try to sign a contract with blood.( sign over ur soul much!!)

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says 'Come Come Paradise' on the front of adult books.(itcha itcha paradise baka ge it right)

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.(u coodnt d dat u die of ...)

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think you're cool.( i do dat on my compuyer lik yura yura or blue bird)

You're in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"(wtf!! dt brn u dum ass!!)

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)".

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay.

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal.( im not dat ubsessed)

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld.

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim.(dat reserved 4 bleach only!!)

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left.(sasga to me was gay he never had a gf so he might as well be datin naruto)

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull.( kinda does vien pups u lik dat)

You even write in Adult Fanfiction.

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden.(hell ya!! hotter NARUTO!!

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head.

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all.(...)

Your new favorite color is orange.

You've considered medical school and dyed your hair pink.(hell no!! ony ppl me now who do dat r japanse ppl so leavin i to dem!!)

You used Jyuuken on your little brother and told him to pretend he couldn't feel his arm.

You get extremely mad when your parents pronounce Naruto's name wrong.

You cuss out a kid at school when they see you reading a Naruto book and call it lame.

As you read this list, you continue nodding and smiling.

If you actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto.

And try to add phrases to this list as well.

Then you know you're obessed with Naruto.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.(burned)

hala to the world!!

If you are so obsessed with Naruto its NOT even funny anymore, Copy this into your profile. (btch u nowi am)

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to ninjas & would like to become one, post this on your profile.

If you are addicted to Vampires & would LOVE to become one, post this on your profile.

Weird is good, Strange is bad, & Odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird & proud of it, Copy this into your profile!

95 Percent of Teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, Copy this into your profile.

98 Percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, Copy & paste this into your profile.

92 Percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

93 Percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile & add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-a-lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, LaughsLikeGirl, shavana-clara-ara, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, CrImSoN-AnGeL666,

If you are so convinced that Vampires existe that your friends, relatives & even random people on the street think you should be sent to an asylum, Copy & paste this into your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

If there are times you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, Copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going say, right before you say it, Copy this into your profile.

If you belive Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world & it would be a better place then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself in the face &/or banged your head on a table/wall for no reason, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, Paste this on your profile.

If you HATE those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus (or multiple people in my case), Copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Reccent studies show that 92 Percent of teenages have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock (Or whatever you like to listen to), put this in your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is & know that they are NOT disco...Copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke Marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your bio.

If you have ever Hated someone with a firey passion & wished they were tortured in some horrific way, Copy & Paste this into your profile.

If you know who Michael Vick is & hate him & people like him, Copy & paste this into your profile in hopes of getting him into Jail.

If you think Neji likes Tenten as more than a teammate or close friend, copy & paste this into your profile & add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, ChristinaAngel, CrImSoN-AnGeL666

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want Masashi Kishimoto to make Shikamaru and Temari a couple, put this in your profile

If you belive that Sasuke is a TOTAL closet pervert when it comes to Sakura, Copy & paste this onto your profile & add your name to the list: CrImSoN-AnGeL666,

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, CrImSoN-AnGeL666

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, CrImSoN-AnGeL666

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy & Paste this into your profile, if you know someone or have a loved one who has DIED or is living with Cancer, then add your name to the list: CrImSoN-AnGeL666

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning & noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around & stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black"
"When I grew up I was black"
"When I'm sick I'm black"
"When I go into the sun I'm black"
"When I'm cold I'm black"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink"
"When you grow up you're white"
"When your sick you're green"
"When you go into the sun, you turn red"
"When you're cold, you turn blue"
"And when you die, you turn purple."
The black man then sat back down & the white man walked away...
Copy this into your bio & help stop racism!

This is so sad:

I am the girl kicked out of her own home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me...

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another women.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a women.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't belive, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid to tell his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you belive homophobia is wrong.

Pick the ones that fit you (Ones in bold fit me)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm an ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST want to just get in your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm an INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girl friend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I only filled this one in cuz my sisters told me too...They'd hit me if I didn't...)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool & that's how Russian roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too!

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be FAT!

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST belive JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.( I NOW HE IS)

I'm MORMAN, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I LOVE to go shopping, so I MUST be rich.

I'm an OG, so I MUST be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes & think people should just shut up & stop, POST THIS.

Reasons why girls are the best:

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriends cloths make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. (NOT TRUE FOR ME!! I have fallen for a GUY Anime Character)

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Me die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free Movies...you get the point.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick give us a whole new lease on life.

14. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fat to amuse ourselves

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to other people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are time when Chocolate really can solve all your problems. (So true it isn't even funny)

27. We'll never regret Piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. (I can't but that doesn't mean others can't.)

29. We know which glass was our by the lipstick mark.

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If you could read that put it in your profile

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