LifeOfRoseAngelhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Gossip Girl, and Teen Wolf. Hi all you fangirls/boys out there! My name is Malene (Ma-le-ne), not to be confused by the name Melanie, not that I have anything against that name, but Malene was the name my parents gave me :D Anyway, enjoy my fanfiction's, there aren't alot of them, and most of them were written a looong looooong time ago xD Mojn! (That's Danish for bye :D) |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
The Wincester Gospel by SoulfulSam reviews
Chuck really wishes he could unsee his last vision about Sam & Dean. A lot. But what has been seen cannot be unseen & Sam & Dean are left to deal with the fall-out of their forever changed relationship. S5, Sam/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 193,644 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 1/18/2011 - [Sam W., Dean W.]
Bet You Didn't Know That by amaltheaz reviews
Faberry. What she doesn't know, she doesn't need to find out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 146,833 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
My One & Only by Lilbakasaru reviews
Naruto is a little fox demon who is different from all the other demons, and so shunned by the villagers, but when mating season sneaks up on the little fox, his down trodden life moves into high society. Yet happiness can't last for long. SasuNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,286 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Angels Lost in Hell by EveJHoang reviews
L'Amour et la Mort dansent au rythme de la Cité de la Lune,ses Artistes cherchent la Beauté dans la Laideur.Moi?Je ne suis qu'un monstre éprit d'un ange,louant sa pureté sur la dépouille de mes enemis... AU
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 156,426 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Husbands For A Week by iluvEdo reviews
Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,016 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Courage's Lullaby by TakesTwoToTango reviews
After Marina and Sinbad's disappearance, Proteus continues with faith and duty, as he always has. Until one day a horse thief tries to run off with one of his prize horses, and they embark on an adventure that would rival even one of his famous friend's.
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,613 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2009
The Mighty Pharaoh and The Unruly Slave by bellabambina248 reviews
Sasuke, the Egyptian Pharaoh, is confronted by Naruto the peasant. What will the verdict be? Beware: Yaoi, mild BDSM,Abuse, Spanking.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,857 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Beyond the Pain by debraelq reviews
Finn and Quinn are suddenly back together, and Kurt finds he's not the only one hurting. Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Controlling Puppy by redhaze03 reviews
Jou is beta testing a new VR game for Kaiba Corp. That's the bad thing about beta testing anything. Who knows what can go wrong! At least wrong for Jou. To a certain CEO, this could be the chance of a lifetime. E. Hypnosis, yaoi, NC-17.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,628 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Here Kitty, Kitty by SilverCat63 reviews
Sam and Dean go after a vunas witch and get in a... hairy situation. Then it's a race against time before Sam starts purring and Dean gets jealous. A slightly cracky case fic featuring body swapping and brotherly banter.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Slumberland by Ladelle reviews
When Naruto's world literally fades to black, he is left with one resolve: to find the one who saved him. Naru/Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,506 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp reviews
So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,960 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Purt Prompts by bellecatastrophe reviews
A series of PURT oneshots, inspired by a list of prompts.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,341 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Princess! by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Written for a request on Glee Kink Meme: Kurt/Puck "Did you just call me princess! You do realize that I have a f*cking penis, right!"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Penchant For Deceit by BC reviews
When Artemis was a child, the world could not touch him. Now he’s older and, when Butler can’t stop all the blows anymore, Artemis learns to strike back. Slash DBAF.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,660 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Puck is surfing online, and finds a video with a familiar face. Purt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Everything That Counts by Samish reviews
Kurt Hummel has plenty of great friends, but after he is attacked, he finds the most comfort in the arms of someone unexpected. Post Mash-Up. Rape, eventual Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,257 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Kurt H., Puck
Broken by boysinperil reviews
Fill for two angst-prompts blackmailed Kurt, broken Kurt . Dubious sexual consent, suicide. The standard disclaimer applies, and here's a non-standard one: I wrote it but I still think Kurt had other options. Hopeline, 800.784.2433.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Yes, Naruto by 01LoVsTaR10 reviews
Ichiraku ramen is having a contest of who can make the best original drink. The winner gets free ramen for a month. Naruto makes a drink but no one wants to try it. He persuaded Sasuke in to drinking it. The effects you ask? Sasuke can't say no to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,195 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Find Me by Sky Splits reviews
Kurt Hummel's disappearance makes Puck far too aware of how much he has to lose, which makes no sense, since they'd only been boyfriends for about two minutes. Based off an angst meme prompt. Puck/Kurt, secondary Santana/Brittany, angst, rape.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 224 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Let's Play A Love Game by Cheachxo reviews
Maybe Puck should have gone to math class after all. SLASH! Disclaimer: I don't own glee.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Kurt H., Puck
A Thimble's Worth of Milky Moon by Poisoned Honey reviews
It was both incredibly simple and incredibly complicated when, one morning, Noah Puckerman woke up and knew beyond a doubt that he wanted Kurt Hummel. Puck/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Puck, Kurt H.
Bred My Misery and Drowned it in Him by wrecking reviews
When Bella leaves Edward, he isn't sure what to do until a familiar face reappears and ends up being what he can take everything out on. Set after the wedding in Breaking Dawn, then goes AU. Edward/Jacob Slash Alternate Universe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Soft to the Touch by ilikecrystals reviews
Sam and Dean are camping on a haunted lake. Dean is in love and Sam has no idea. This story contains SLASH/Wincest. Please point out any errors or crap writing so I can fix. I love constructive criticism and reviews so bring 'em! :D
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,153 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seeking Vengeance and Finding Absolution by Twisted Vixen reviews
Full summary inside. Tsunade died to save Naruto, who then lost control of Kyuubi and destroyed part of Konoha. Danzou, as the new Rokudaime, put Naruto in prison. When Sasuke finds out about Naruto, what will he decide to do? Eventually SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,103 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mythaven by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Joey knew the minute he got the stupid book that it would be trouble; his grandmother had told him so. That explained why he was in a different world, stuck with Seto Kaiba and traveling with a giant dog and a dragon-deer, never mind the psycho after him!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 127,040 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Moving On by TanukiRaccoon reviews
“Uchiha’s do not grieve. They do not mourn. They move on. So move on. Find someone who can care for your son with you.” When Sasuke said this to his brother, he didn't have his best friend in mind. ItaNaru, yaoi. Beta'd!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Foolish Hearts by Emo Fox reviews
Sasuke has finally returned to Konoha. His goal is to kill the Hokage and the entire village. He didn't expect for the Hokage to be Naruto. SasuNaru/lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,918 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playing The Hostage by TanukiRaccoon reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
And why not, Princess? Or should I say, Naruto? by Kumiru-san reviews
AU Yaoi Sasunaru:: Naruto never thought that being forced to dress as Princess Ino's FEMALE maid and attending some stupid "Selection Party" would bring everyone so much trouble. And really, is it wrong to fall in love with...yourself? Sasuke thinks so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,653 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An Arrangement or Two by starlesscity reviews
Gaara and Naruto have an understanding in the form of an occasional sexual relationship. It’s during one of their more rougher sessions that it’s taken the wrong way. Uchichas can be possessive like that. Main is SasuNaru but some heavy GaaraNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
After Dark by Iemitsu-Sachi reviews
During training, Sasuke gets bitten by a catlike demon, and is slowly going through changes that are both beneficial and bothersome. And to make things worse, his new demon side is reacting "inappropriately" to his blond teammate. SASUNARU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,694 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's All in the Wrist, Sam Winchester by asteroidbuckle reviews
Sam has needs. Sometimes they require a helping hand. Namely, Dean's. And yes, it IS what the title implies. Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Dean W., Sam W.
Sound of Music by xXCabbageXx reviews
Naruto, in need of money, reads an ad in the paper looking for a live-in babysitter for seven kids. What he doesn't realize is that five of the seven kids are hormonal teenage boys out for some ass. SASUNARU AU Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Til Death Do Us Part by Vicki So reviews
The Avatar and company face their greatest challenge: planning and getting through Zuko and Katara's wedding day! Why oh why couldn't they have just eloped? Comedic drabbles and randomness for everyone who hates weddings! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Remember Me As I Was by The Purest Trinity reviews
Angelus thought it was impossible to love without a soul. That is until he met a young man named William. He's about to find out that mortal love must always die. SLASH.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Angel, Spike
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Damn you look good And I'm drunk reviews
Lydia Martin from senior class is hosting a party, Stiles gets an invite because of his hot "friend" who just happens to be home from college that weekend. Porn happens. Also, Derek is not a goblin.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Rude Boy reviews
Working on a paper one late night in the library, Blair gets an exhilarating - Albeit annoying - surprise...
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Blair, Chuck
My Perfect Little Punching Bag reviews
Rated M for a REASON! Non-original character story. Julién and Adrion were born and raised together, best of friends - inspite of name-calling, bullying and fist-fights - they run into a speed bumb at Juliéns mom's annual tea party. LANGUE, SMUT. BoyXBoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009
How can we be lovers? reviews
One-shot - Chance of continuation. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is falling appart, how can they be lovers if they can't be friends? Rated M in case that I decide to continue it. SASUNARU. Plz don't just favorit, comment too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.