Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.

The Patrician has plans for Vimes, and Vimes knows that can't mean anything good for him. Sam/Syble Vimes/Patrician friendship fic. Fluffy. Patrician is OOC. Slightly AU.

Set during Night Watch. When in Ankh-Morpork of his past, Vimes sleeps with a young Vetinari. When launched back into the Ankh-Morpork of his own time, he has to deal with the repercussions. Implied Slash

At the end of "Nightwatch" Vimes finds himself trapped in the past. but Vimes wouldn't be Vimes if he wouldn't try to find his way back nevertheless. in the progress he meets someone he hadn't expected to meet. - warnings inside

This takes place at the end of "men at arms", after Vetinari was shot, so there are spoilers. Vimes faces some strange questions. please read the discription inside.

When a mysterious campaign circulates to elect Vimes to the Patricianship, an old city law forces his hand. It soon promises to be the election of the century...originally written two ! years ago for Election '08.

Vetinari fixes what isn't broken. Slash if you squint.