Hi everybody!! My name is not Darcy but it's fun because it rolls of my tongue. I don't like to eat tongues from cows. Do you?

I like pumpernickels well not really so don't be surprised if I don't write about them.

My age is undisclosed.

Fine, I know you want to know! Tehe!

Okay so I'm 20 years minus 6 years old. THAT IS NOT 20 YEARS OLD FOR ALL OF YOU WHO DIDN'T GO TO 3RD GRADE!!

I like to knit carpets for my bed. Some people call them blankies like my big brother, but I don't.

I tried to friend Pandaskis and Mackenzie Lubric but I think that they think that I'm stalking them so I think that they got scared.

Weeeell okay my mommie tells me that my stories are SUPER GOOD! That makes me happy in my heart. Hope that they do that for you, too! teehee!

Alrighty now! BYEE!

PWEASE FWIEND ME!! AND RATE MY STOWIES!!